Once upon a stormy, misty, highly dramatic Halloween night, Banana Delvey and Miss October slinked up to their high tower in full goth-glam drag. The cloaks were on! The lashes? 10 inches long! These queens were decked out in glittering black from head to toe, so broodingly fabulous it made the crows jealous. 🖤🕷️ With one swift (and incredibly theatrical) flick of her wrist, Miss October lit a lone candle in the corner — the only light they’d have for days. Because, honey, the girls had taken a VOW of silence.

Now, why such silence? Oh, well, we can’t get into specifics 🫣… but it might have something to do with a certain pageant. 💅✨ But hush-hush, that’s all we’ll say! No sooner had they clammed up than the heavens opened and a biblical storm rolled into the Eastside. Floods! Wind! Lighting bolts with flair! 🌩️ And rumor had it, this storm was born from the heartbreak of two betrayed queens... 💔

So Banana and October sat up there in the dark, dramatic as ever, sipping on spooky tea, eating nothing (okay, maybe a snack or two), but definitely no words spoken! 🤐 For days, the storm grew more wild, more extra, as their silence became more intense. That is, until…

One misty Halloween night, a twinkling fairy appeared in their tower. 💫🧚‍♀️ This little gossip sprite practically radiated trouble — the good kind, naturally! As the girls prepared for their big entrance at The Junction’s autograph signing, the fairy gave them a little nudge (and maybe a little something else, if you catch my drift 🌬️🍃). Suddenly, Banana and October felt a strange loosening of their tongues… they had to speak! The secrets tumbled out, juicy as Halloween candy. They spilled the tea, the soda, the entire buffet! And oh, the fairy took notes, wings quivering with excitement, ready to fly off and sprinkle their story across the town. 📝✨

As Banana zipped her lips shut and Miss October slipped on her shoes, the fairy spread their side of things across Vancouver faster than a lightning strike — and as those tales filled the air, something magical happened. 🌥️ The storm clouds, thick and sulky, began to lift. One by one, the clouds parted, like curtains on a dazzling stage. Rain slowed to a soft sprinkle, then to nothing. By the time they were on their way to The Junction, the sun was peeking out, and Vancouver glowed like a polished disco ball. 🌞✨

And darling, you should have seen it — all the queens, kings, and all the in-betweens came pouring onto Davie Street! There was glitter in the air, there were sequins on the ground; it was a parade of pure love, no crowns required. Banana and Miss October joined right in, twirling and laughing with every soul who once called them rivals. It was clear: all grudges had been washed away with the rain, and now, the only thing left to do was to celebrate — loudly, proudly, and, of course, like royalty! 🪩👑💃

Alright, podlings, gather 'round and grab your drinks, 'cause I've got a tale to tell! Picture this: the most fabulous, glitter-slinging, wig-snatching drag supergroup you’ve ever seen, filling up the bar every single Thursday night. It was the wildest show in the city. I’m talking about performances so fierce they’d make RuPaul weep into her sequins!

But hold onto your wigs, ‘cause outta nowhere, just two weeks' notice, BAM! The show’s cancelled. GONE! Poof, like a bad lace front in a windstorm. And honey, let me tell you, the rumors started flying faster than a queen heading to a half-off Louboutin sale!

Now, we don’t know the real tea, and honestly, we probably never will. But let’s speculate, shall we? Was it a diva meltdown so epic that it made Mariah Carey’s New Year’s Eve fiasco look like a church picnic? Or maybe one of the queens finally snapped and decided to lip-sync to Celine Dion... in actual French. Sacré bleu!

Or, picture this: a wild, all-night karaoke battle where the bar owner’s cat was the judge. That furry feline’s got a mean streak and a love for show tunes, and one wrong note of “Memory” could’ve been the end. And let’s not forget the possibility of an underground glitter smuggling ring. Oh yes, hunty, they say drag queens were rolling in glitter like it was the new gold rush. Sparkles everywhere!

And, you know, there’s always the classic: an epic, secret romance gone wrong between two performers. One night, a steamy backstage kiss with too much tongue and too little secrecy, and boom! Drama with a capital D, and not the kind we’re paid for.

Whatever the reason, my darlings, we may never know the truth behind the great drag show cancellation scandal. But rest assured, it’s a story of intrigue, scandal, and more plot twists than a daytime soap opera. Until then, keep those heels high, your lashes higher, and remember – in the world of drag, the show must go on... unless it doesn’t. Cheers!

Oh, podlings, you better sit down for this one because it’s about to get WILD! 🍿💣 The rumors swirling around our featured guest, Jerriana, have been absolute chaos—and let me tell you, the tea is too hot to sip! 🔥💋 Think you’ve heard the gossip? Babe, you haven’t heard ANYTHING until you’ve heard it straight from the source. That’s why the Eastside Sisters, Miss October and Banana Delvey, are throwing on their sharpest business bob wigs 💼💅 and diving headfirst into the drama. They’re getting to the bottom of this mess, one nail-breaking, wig-snatching question at a time!

But that’s not all—oh no, it gets even crazier! 💥 Not only are we getting the full story from Jerriana herself, but we’ve got guest appearances from some of your faves to turn the chaos up to an 11! 🎤✨ Expect to hear from the stunning Glimmer Rouge ✨, the mastermind Jesse Creations 🛠️, and the QUEEN who started it ALL, Burna Dart herself! 💣🔥 The one who lit the match and watched it BURN! Let’s just say, tensions are high, and the tea is SCALDING!

This episode was so juicy we had to catch it all on FILM! 🎥📺 It’s packed with twists, turns, and tea so piping hot you’ll be gagging! 😱💀 Whether you’re here for the drama, the receipts, or just to watch it all unfold in glorious chaos, you cannot miss this. It’s unhinged, it’s explosive, and it’s about to leave you CONFUSED. 💅☕ So grab your macaroni and your blunt, because the truth is coming OUT and it’s messier than ever! 🍿👀

Seriously, podlings, this episode is ICONIC. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, revelations, and nonstop drama. 💥 You’ll laugh, you’ll gasp, and you’ll be texting your besties the second the credits roll!

Banana Delvey and Miss October are the infamous duo of Vancouver’s drag scene, known for their unfiltered mouths and chaotic pop hits that get stuck in your head for days. Their tea-spilling podcasts and outrageous performances have earned them a loyal following, but they also have a peculiar knack for courting controversy. Vancouver loves them, but also loves to hate them. Their every move, every homage, and every shoutout seems to come with a price.

Whenever Banana and Miss October become obsessed with a drag icon, group, or song, something bizarre happens. The object of their affection inevitably gets canceled, deleted, or ruined. It’s almost like a curse: their admiration is a kiss of death. Queens they idolize vanish from the scene, groups they support disband, and songs they promote get pulled from the airwaves. It’s become a running joke, but also a point of concern among the drag community.

This phenomenon has led to a chilling question: if Banana Delvey and Miss October decide to dress like you or perform one of your numbers, are you next to disappear? The community whispers and wonders if paying homage in drag is still drag when it comes with such a dire consequence. It’s like a game of Russian roulette, with everyone wondering who will be the next to fall victim to their lethal adoration.

Where do all these vanished icons go? Is there a secret Banana Delvey and Miss October support group island somewhere? An island where all their favorite things are hiding out, safely away from the chaotic influence of the duo? Some fans speculate that there's a tropical paradise filled with queens sipping cocktails, laughing about their escape, and listening to Banana and Miss October’s latest podcast episodes.

The irony is not lost on anyone. The very duo that causes these disappearances might also be the only ones capable of bringing the truth to light. Their podcasts, filled with their signature sass and wit, often hint at the mystery but never quite solve it. It’s part of their charm and part of their chaos. Their fans are hooked, always eager for the next episode, the next scandal, and the next disappearance.

As for Banana Delvey and Miss October, they remain unapologetic. They continue to spill the hottest tea, release the catchiest tunes, and pay homage to the queens they adore, seemingly unaware or unbothered by the havoc they wreak. And so, the legend of Vancouver’s most chaotic drag queens grows, as everyone waits to see who will be their next muse – and their next victim.

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Podlings, gather ‘round because you won’t believe what went down last night! ✨ When it comes to being the ultimate GUESTS OF HONOUR, you know Miss October is a true QUEEN 👑 and Banana Delvey is a TRUE princess 👸🏽—so they only grace the most glamorous, over-the-top, Met Gala-level events. And honey, last night? IT. WAS. LEGENDARY! 💅🏼💃🏼

Picture this: a giant, glittering tower at the top of Vancouver city, spinning slowly like a fabulous disco ball in the sky 🌆🪩. Inside? All the fiercest, funniest, most SCANDALOUS drag kings and queens in the entire Vancouver Drag Dynasty were packed into this bougie revolving restaurant 🍸. But babes, this wasn’t just any night—it was the event of the century. And the guest list? Oh honey, it was tighter than Banana’s corset after an all-you-can-eat brunch 💀🍳.

The dress code? MET GALA BUT MORE MORE MORE ✨ Gowns that could blind you from the glare, wigs reaching higher than Miss October’s standards, and enough rhinestones to bankrupt a Swarovski store! And of course, Banana Delvey? She floated in like the royal she is! 🍌🍌🍌

Now, you KNOW these girls weren’t gonna let such an iconic night slide without making sure every second was caught on tape 🎥📸. The queens were like, “No one will believe this actually happened if we don’t have proof!” So, what did they do? Baby, they had mics everywhere. Every angle, every look, every dramatic sip of a cocktail was immortalized 🍸💅🏼. You’re welcome, future generations of podlings.

But the real tea, babes? The conversations. OH. MY. GOD. Imagine all the best drag dynasties from Davie Street to Commercial Drive coming together, looking sickening, getting wasted, and spilling ALL THE TEA 🍵🔥. We’re talking century-old feuds, lost wigs, exes showing up at gigs, and who wore it better wars that have lasted YEARS.🫠

And don't get me started on Miss October—she was holding court like the true queen she is 👑, throwing shade so sharp it could cut glass. She raised a glass to all the other queens and said, "DRAG IS FOR EVERYONE!"🥂

The tea got so hot, babes, the whole restaurant had to turn up the AC! ❄️ And by the end of the night, the queens were looking at each other like, "Did we just witness drag history?! Did that really happen?!" Yes, podlings, it did, and it was so wild, so glamorous, so absolutely BANANAS that they all swore no one would believe it if it wasn’t caught on tape. And guess what? IT WAS. 📼

So, stay tuned, because this is the episode you’ve been waiting for! 📺 The drama, the glamour, the shade—it’s all coming soon, and trust me, this is going to be the most iconic, legendary, jaw-dropping tea party Vancouver has EVER seen. Mwah! 💋

Oh podlings, it was just another normal afternoon for Miss October and Banana Delvey. They were strutting down Davie Street, fabulous as ever, thinking they'd treat themselves to a chill day with no mess, no drama, and just a bit of window shopping. But, oh no, the universe had different plans.

Just as they passed Junction, the sky opened up—not with rain, podlings, but with hot tea. We're talking piping, scalding hot tea. It was falling fast, and baby, it was spilling from every corner of the sky. Miss October, ever the queen of preparation, whipped out her rhinestone-studded umbrella like she was about to vogue through the storm. But as soon as that hot tea touched it, it burned straight through, leaving her stunned and her new blowout in absolute shambles.

"Not this mess today!" Miss October gasped, frantically trying to shield her face.

But Banana Delvey? Oh, she wasn’t having it. She pulled a giant mug from her oversized purse, the kind you’d drink soup out of, and with a twinkle in her eye, said, “Girl, if it’s gonna rain tea, we might as well have ourselves a cuppa!”

And with that, they both started filling their mugs with all that hot, scandalous tea falling from the heavens. The more they caught, the more they realized — there was no escaping it. If the tea’s coming for you, you might as well drink up. So, instead of fighting it, they turned up the volume on Miss October’s Bluetooth speaker, set to their latest pop banger, and started dancing in the rain, right there outside the Junction. Who cares if it was a Monday night?

People passing by gasped, spilling their own secrets without even knowing. Banana and Miss October twirled, dipped, and served like it was the final number of a Saturday drag show. And by the time they were done, they’d collected enough tea to last a lifetime. But guess what? They weren’t burnt, bothered, or broken by it.

They sipped their tea, shrugged, and kept on dancing. Because honey, when it rains tea, you don’t hide—you pour yourself a hot mug and show that drama who’s boss.

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Oh podlings, gather 'round because I've got a tale that’ll tickle your fancy! Picture this: the fabulous Banana Delvey and the ever-glamorous Miss October, the biggest stoners in all of Vancouver City, prepping for the ultimate 420 celebration. They rolled into the Blumpkin Bar on 420 with a mountain of weed, ready to blaze it up at what they thought was the most lit 420 show ever.

But, oh darling, the gag of the night was yet to come! Instead of a smoke-filled extravaganza, they walked into a cabaret show with a title more misleading than a drag queen's age. No intermission, no smoke breaks, just one long, sobering performance. As the minutes ticked by, our queens found themselves hilariously sober, trapped in a swirl of sequins and show tunes.

Banana Delvey whispered to Miss October, "Did we just get punked?" and Miss October, with her signature eye roll, replied, "Honey, we got bamboozled!" They giggled their way through the rest of the show, turning a major miscommunication into the funniest mishap of the season.

As the final number dazzled and the curtain fell, Banana and Miss October found themselves in awe. Despite their sobering state, they agreed it was the best drag show they had ever seen. "We were just a bunch of sobering stoners who couldn't appreciate it without a few more smoke breaks!" Banana exclaimed, and Miss October nodded in agreement.

With a newfound appreciation for cabaret and a plan in place, the queens declared they'd be back next year with a new strategy: edibles. "Next time, darling, we’ll be ready!" Miss October proclaimed, and they sashayed out of the Blumpkin Bar, already plotting their return.

And so, the legend of Banana Delvey and Miss October’s 420 cabaret adventure was born, a reminder that sometimes the best nights are the ones you never see coming.

If you heard your name you heard us wrong...

Picture this, darling: two queens, one show, and more chaos than you could shake a stiletto at! Enter Banana Delvey and Miss October, the dynamic duo known far and wide as the Eastside Sisters. Now, Banana Delvey is the kind of queen who has enough curves to start her own roller coaster, and she’s got the personality to match. She’s as fabulous as she is round, and trust me, podlings, she’s got more rolls than a bakery. Then there’s Miss October, her sister, who’s got a face that could launch a thousand ships—and leave poor Banana floating in the kiddie pool. Miss October is the picture of perfection, with cheekbones sharp enough to slice through Banana's daily stack of pancakes.

So, when these two decide to don matching wigs and sashay their way to the big city to film the pilot episode of The Eastside Sisters Show, you just know it’s going to be a spectacle. The studio was hotter than a drag queen in full sequins on a summer day, and poor Banana was sweating so much you’d think she was melting faster than a popsicle at Pride. Miss October, of course, didn’t have a hair out of place, while Banana was practically swimming in her own glitter.

The stage was set, the cameras were rolling, and in front of them was a glistening spread of free booze from their unexpected beer sponsor. Now, Banana Delvey, being the enthusiastic, larger-than-life queen she is, took one sip and exclaimed, “This beer is lighter than I am on my feet after a drag brunch!” Miss October, ever the elegant one, took a delicate sip—more for show than anything else—and flashed a smile so dazzling that the crew needed sunglasses.

But darling, no one warned them that the free booze was more potent than a truth serum in a drag queen’s wig room. Before they knew it, they were giggling, cackling, and swaying like they were at a discount sale on six-inch heels. What happened next was the most ridiculous and chaotic mess anyone could have ever imagined.

If you dare press play, my darling, you may never see these two sisters the same way again. And trust me, that’s a warning and a promise.

Get ready, podlings! Banana Delvey and Miss October are spilling the tea in their latest podcast episode, and it's juicier than ever. Our fabulous queens are beyond excited for their sold-out show on Commercial Drive, and they just couldn’t keep all that excitement to themselves. So, what did they do? They took to their podcast and let the gossip flow, darling!

From backstage shenanigans to hilarious pre-show rituals, Banana and Miss October dish out all the details. The more they recorded, the more the tea spilled—like who’s secretly feuding, whose outfit almost didn’t make it, and the wildest moments from their rehearsals. These queens aren’t holding back, and you won’t want to miss a second of it.

But that’s not all, podlings! The grand finale of this episode is an epic Kiki smoking session with some of the most fabulous performers on Commercial Drive. Picture this: Banana, Miss October, Glimmer, Sophia, Burna, Phyllis, Jesse, Sage, Poptart, Tan, Hazel and a whole lineup of stars, all gathered together for a night of laughs, stories, and, of course, a little puff-puff-pass.

As they light up and let loose, the conversation gets even juicier. They talk about their favorite gigs, share hilarious fan encounters, and spill some behind-the-scenes secrets that will leave you gagging! Just be warned—if you listen too closely, you might hear one of Vancouver’s finest performers having a little puke moment in the back alley. But hey, that’s Commercial Drive for you—full of surprises and unforgettable moments!

So, don’t miss out on this wild ride with Banana Delvey and Miss October. Tune in, sit back, and let these queens take you on a journey filled with laughter, drama, and all the tea you can handle. This episode is one for the books, podlings!