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Listen to me articulate and enunciate every word as I discuss unusual beverages, insane apps, doing Pilates in Chinese, and how I'm feeding you all worms.

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Vocabulary: Latte, Beetroot, Pistachio, Red envelope, Massage, Pilates, Monologue, Worm, Nest

0:00 Intro

1:41 How slow can I go?

5:33 A mysterious drink

8:10 Crazy Chinese apps

13:00 Inappropriate videos

17:20 Pilates à la Chinoise

19:15 Levelling up abroad

20:59 Autumn, anyone?

22:00 Where to find my funky food pics

24:20 My upcoming travels

27:08 Let's speed things up a bit

32:23 Mother has arrived

33:19 Outro

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Skin as white as snow and eyes as red as blood. Some would call it beautiful, but to Nicholas's parents, he is a demon child. But when Nicholas discovers that his 'mother' is not his real mother, his whole world starts to change.

Today's story has themes of child abuse, cannibalism and violence. It is not appropriate for children.

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Level: Advanced.

Genre: Horror

Vocabulary: Juniper berry, Torment, Console, Demon, Witch, Chest (box), Padlock, Millstone.

Setting: Fairytale.

Word Count: 4623.

Author: Ariel Goodbody.

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What I do every morning, in excruciating detail. When do I floss, how do I know when to put on deodorant, and what do I eat for breakfast? All these fascinating questions, and more, answered for you.

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Vocabulary: Night owl, Equator, Dental floss, Mouthwash, Yoga block, Yoga strap, Cork, Bar soap, Shower gel, Deodorant, “He could talk for England”, Grind, Muesli

0:00 Intro

0:50 Throwback to French class

02:59 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

06:22 Brushing and flossing

10:41 Adventures in Listerine

11:55 Yoga time!

16:11 Getting clean

18:27 Deodorant tactics

22:40 Talking for England

23:32 A coffee fiend

26:40 What's for breakfast?

31:21 Eating isn't enough!

35:03 Dumping rubbish

37:43 Easy like Sunday morning

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The king asks a clockmaker to repair an old magical clock. But when the clockmaker tries to repair the clock, nothing works... until he discovers a secret that will change his life.

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Level: Beginner.

Genre: Romance.

Vocabulary: Clockmaker, Ancestor, Repair, Ban, Apprentice, Gear, Rush, Symbol, Diary, Honesty, Secret.

Setting: Fairytale.

Word Count: 1753.

Author: Ariel Goodbody.

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Spicy bullfrog, fights with policemen and getting locked out... my first two weeks in China have certainly been eventful! Find out all about my move to Ningbo in today's episode.

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Vocabulary: Bureaucracy, Ultrasound, Bedside manner, SIM card, Apartment complex, Congee, Adzuki bean, Bullfrog, Red bayberry, 'Mad dogs and Englishmen', Sweat, Cicada, Pale, 'A fish out of water', Scavenger hunt

0:00 Intro

01:56 The flight

05:07 The fastest train in the world

06:33 Assaulting a policeman

07:48 Making friends with the locals

10:00 The joys of bureaucracy

15:46 My home away from home

17:46 Finally, I'm rich!

19:32 Get your chopsticks out

25:49 It's too darn hot!

27:50 Comfortable and livable

29:15 Security

32:10 Locked out of the system

34:06 My new job

37:23 The hardest thing you can do

40:35 Outro

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Her mind runs, so she runs. She runs to stop her mind running. But one day, she sees an owl in the park, and reality stops running smoothly.

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Level: Pre-Intermediate.

Genre: Philosophical.

Vocabulary: Squirrel, Leash, Freedom, Owl, Mad, Hunt, Bin, Otter, Footprint, Pawprint, Hoofprint.

Setting: Modern.

Word Count: 1448

Author: Ariel Goodbody.

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In the last week before moving to China, I recount awkward goodbyes, the British tradition of caterpillar-shaped cakes, my sneaky strategy to avoid jet lag, and my super secret language study hacks. Keep listening to learn English!

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Vocabulary: Bubbly (drink), Caterpillar, Irish goodbye, Fly long-haul, Maglev, Jet lag

00:00 Intro

01:36 Audio chat

04:42 A week of lasts

05:46 A British icon

10:54 My travel itinerary

13:05 Avoiding jet lag

16:18 Dodging earthquakes

17:39 How I'm studying Chinese

21:51 Finding love at the worst time

24:13 Bathed in love

27:20 Outro

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A horrible pirate called the Denschman terrorises a small Scottish island. But when a storm leaves the Denschman trapped in a cave, will the people of the island be cruel enough to leave him to die?

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Level: Beginner.

Genre: Myths & Legends.

Vocabulary: Raid, Eagle, Hide, Sink, Pray, Crash, Sword, Gift, Kind-hearted.

Setting: Scotland.

Word Count: 1992.

Author: Tom Muir.

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So I recently went to my cousin’s wedding in Edinburgh, which turned out to be much colder than expected, ESPECIALLY since I was camping! Fortunately, the beauty of the Quaker wedding ceremony more than made up for it.

I couldn't stick around for long, though, as I had to whiz back to London on the train to take the highest level of the Japanese Language Proficiency Test. Sounds boring, but in fact it allowed me to process old failures, reconnect with academia, and set me up on a good mental path for my move to China. Learn all this more in this episode of Easy Stories in English!

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Vocabulary: Camper van, RV, Quaker, Ceilidh, Pass rate, Emotional breakdown, Close the loop, Peter Pan syndrome, Puer aeternus, Heart rate variability, 'It hits different', Shibboleth

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Yes, that's right, I was kicked out of a public building... Not only that, I went to a wild party in Cambridge, and I'm setting the house on fire with incense. Sort of.

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Vocabulary: Hay fever, Incense, Ball (party), Checkmate, Gen Z, Shisha, Bumper cars, Helter skelter, Middle of the road, Joie de vivre

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