Hungry Henry and Rotund Ronald return in Flash August Fiction this month, and they go to the movies! There are so many flavors at the movies! Here are all the links to the previous Henry and Ronald stories. The Cheeseguard, The Stoics, Of Mice and Mushrooms, Of Mice: Live Reading (separate readings of all the above stories)
Hungry Henry and Rotund Ronald have braved their way across a hot parking lot, because they smell popcorn. They are hanging around the back of a movie theater complex, and the smell of popcorn teases them from under a doorway. They are sniffing around and pacing along the bottom of the door. Suddenly, the door opens and a kid working there takes a bag of trash to the dumpster.
“Step right in, folks.” Henry says, and they skritch their way into the event. The gap beneath the emergency exit doors are enough for the boys to get in, scot-free. Their anticipation for their feature presentation precedes them.
“We’re lucky no one fills these places up no more.” Henry says.
“But enough for us to be able to sample some of their excess.” Responds Ronald.
As they look around the immenseness of the Cinema, they quickly return their focus to their intended purpose.
“I think we should examine the seating areas.” Ronald suggest.
As they bounce along the floor, from row to row, they know they have hit pay dirt. Ronald continues, “This floor is delicious.”
“It’s like a giant scratch and sniff thing.” Henry agrees. “It’s all different flavors all over the place.” I got popcorn butter here, now it’s soda pop. Here’s some chocolate, some ships, all ground up and salty and sour and sweet and sticky, all at the same time, like the kids eat, but just spread out all over.”
The two of them are in a euphoric sprint, sampling the varietal surface of the theater floor. Easily avoiding the purview of the smattering of guests.
Ronald finds a satchel of peanut shells. “Someone has been sneaking items into this theater”, he says, and he buries his nose into the plastic baggie.
“Hey, hey!” Henry says. “I just found what we was lookin for, a half a bag of popcorn… with too much butter!”
Ronald lifts his head from the salty peanut shells and bounds over to meet Henry. “This is delightful,” he says.
As the two of them make haste on the bag of discarded, butter seeped popcorn, the movie goes on, the small audience don’t even notice them. Then, One of the employee flashlights stirs them from their feast.
“Stay still!” Henry whispers assertively.
The attendant side shuffles down the aisle, while Henry and Ronald hide behind the chair anchor. The young employee, bends over, picks up the popcorn bag, and notices Henry and Ronald. Their eyes widen as they stare, frozen, at the young man’s face. The attendant smiles at them. He giggles, and drops a couple of kernels in their direction. He turns and leaves.
“Oh my goodness”, says Henry. He turns to look at Ronald, to see that he has fainted from fear.
“Hey! Wake up buddy, C'mon, snap out of it!” Hungry Henry slaps Rotund Ronald across the face. Ronald comes to, shaking his head back and forth.
“Are… are we dead? Is… is this the afterlife?” He says, looking around, mystified.
“No dude, we’re OK, that kid was one of the good ones.” Henry answers.
“Good heavens.” Ronald says.
“You know what, Ronald? I wanna know what it’s like to sit in one of them seats.”
“I can see, down this row, that someone has left a foot pedestal down.” Ronald replies.
They run along the floor down the row of seat until they reach the pedestal. They hop up. “I think we can make this.” Henry says. He hops, and makes it onto the fabric of the seat. He turns around, waiting for Ronald.
Ronald tries his jump, and he bounces off the front of the seat and lands on his behind. “C’mon, Ronald”, Henry laughs. “I think you can do it, try again.”
On this jump, Ronald gives a squeak in his effort, his front claws dig into the front of the seat, and he pulls, and struggles, and squirms his way up.
Ronald pats his belly. “It’s a good thing I eat so much, I’d never be strong enough to do that.” He says, with a self-deprecating smile.
They settle in on the seat and Ronald, disappointingly, says, “This doesn’t look like a very exciting movie, there’s nothing happening.”
Henry agrees. “Aww jeeez, it’s one of them romcoms.”
The two mice keep their eyes open as long as they can, before finally drifting off into their-post meal naps.
The End 730 Words
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