Eat Slay Live

Eat Slay Live

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  • Season 2 #15: Tony Pizzo: One Goal, Everyone Knows the Rules

    The Lauxecutioners sit down and converse with co-owner of the renowned pizzeria, Romas.

    *Todd causes the guest to hold a gun to his head with the intro song.

    *Ross calls them "grinderz". 

    *Todd tries to sell PRiDE Fitness

    *Ross brings a cook in from the world renowned culinary capital of the world....Iowa.

    Tony talks about immigrating from Sicily knowing no English, nun beatings, arson, robbery, the mafia, living in a small room in the back of Romas, Mama Pizzo, Dave Portnoy (Barstool Sports) and his pizza reviews, the future, and a whole lot.   


    1 hr 28 min
  • Season 2 #14: The Lauxecutioners: How to Win Friends
    No guest, just the boyz talking trash. *Todd mentions beer, prostitutes, and douche bags while speaking at his church. *Ross coincidentally goes to Vegas. * Todd didn’t want to do the show, is doom and gloom but still doesn’t shut up. *Ross pivots and for once he isn’t talking about his basketball career. * The boyz get big timed. * The boyz do a book review. * The boyz reveal next weeks guest.
    1 hr 5 min
  • Season 2 #13: JD Lorton- The Godfather of Grafton

    JD Lorton is the Director of Operations for Aeries Winery, Grafton Zipline, Grafton Skytour (Gondola), Aeries Resort, etc etc. He’s a coach and former teacher.

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     •The boyz give updates about the Brickhouse and Thunderdome.

     •Ross is making the Brick the new Studio 54 on the weekends. 

    •Todd talks ice cream sandwiches and girls basketball. 

    •Boyz mini rant about high school sports. 

    •Besides free iced tea for life Todd also wants VIP treatment at the Brick. Ross fakes texting his staff to tell them. 

    •JD talks grinding at an early age with an entrepreneur spirited family, his mentor Ric Johns, winning a state championship, surrounding yourself with the right people, the future of their enterprises and drops BREAKING NEWS on a coming attraction to Grafton.

    1 hr 17 min
  • Season 2 #12: Karolina Zavisiute- She runs this mutha...
    *Todd has a “brain trust”.
    *Ross is a sound engineer.
    *Todd giving shout outs.
    *Ross hopes people show up to his new bar.
    *Todd drops a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT and Ross fears for his life.
    *The boyz have a listener in Poland.
    *The listenerz enjoy the podcasts more when the boyz shut the **** up.
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    Karolina talks about growing up in Lithuania, childhood trauma and abuse, fleeing to America, depression, breaking life cycles, using your past to fuel your present, her Mount Rushmore of motivators, how Todd is a fragile flower, ultra marathoning, and much more.
    1 hr 21 min
  • Season 2 #11: Brent Hawkins- Cornfield to NFL field
    Ex-NFL football player Brent Hawkins tells his story. 
    -Todd talks the search for the new Thunderdome. 
    -Ross gives opening date for the Brickhouse expansion. 
    -They're both sick of hearing each other talk. 
    Hawk talks about growing up in a pre-dominantly white rural town, coming from the “mud”, his road to the NFL, playing college basketball with Ross, ripping his groin while sacking Donovan McNabb, being snubbed by the University of Illinois, Drew Brees coming to watch him play in high school, penalties for not enough Canadians on the field, bodybuilding, what high school athletes should be doing, etc. 
    * The boyz are too embarrassed to ask Hawk who would win in a foot race after hearing his 40 time. 
    **Sergeant Margaret busts into the studio and orders the boyz to move a fridge. 
    *** The story of Edward Fortyhands is told.
    2 hr 3 min
  • Season 2 #10: Eddie Sholar- Legends are Earned not Given.

    Eddie Sholar, owner of the World Famous Fast Eddies Bon Air.

    -Todd says he wants to start "tramping".

    -Ross calls Todd uninteresting.

    -Todd talks about his buddy Matt Hughes pummeling Ross at Bon Air last Saturday. 

    - Eddie talks Bon Air history, business, Mike Shannon, buying a street, hookers, myths, work ethic, celebrating 7000 twenty-first birthdays a year, the best bars in the country, Mustang Sally, hanging a motorcycle from the ceiling, the Boys and Girls Club, liquor in the front poker in the rear, his Cal Ripken like streak, etc. 

    1 hr 14 min
  • Season 2 #9: Amy Garrett: Wonder Woman AF
    Attorney and philanthropist *Todd drops a bomb and Ross diffuses it. *Amy talks about breaking gender barriers, Pro Bono work, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Elvis, Rosa Parks, Obi Wan, Gal Gadot, Lewis and Clark, Chewbacca, Pulp Fiction, To Kill a Mockingbird, bailing Ross out, working with Todd, and the best advice to help young women succeed in this world today.
    1 hr 13 min
  • Season 2 #8: Jeremy Genin- Your Dad's Rap Group

    Jeremy is an entrepreneur, gym owner, trainer, fighter, musician, comedian, photographer and possibly an alien.

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    * The boyz lose control right from the start. 

    * Todd thinks he saw Jeremy's testicle.

    * Ross thinks Jeremy beat Todd up at a bar.

    * Todd and Jeremy met while fitness equipment shopping....hmm.

    * Ross hires Jeremy.

    *Jeremy hires Todd and has him carry his luggage and fetch him coffee. 

    * Jeremy talks a lot about hookers, lady boys, and naked raves in Bangkok.

    *Jeremy performs Johnny Cash, Snoop Dogg, and Eminem. 

    * Jeremy talks about what motivates him, gives advice for future business, and describes having his pubis ran over by a train. 

    * The boyz brother Ty had an emergency surgery and Todd complains about having to carry in his packages.  

    1 hr 24 min
  • Season 2 #7: Adam Marburger: Life isn’t going to submit itself.

    Adam is an entrepreneur, a martial artist, a coach, a mentor, and a student of life. His energy and grind will motivate you. 


    • Todd keeps receiving Blue Ribbons due to last week’s episode. (Pabst Blue Ribbons.) 

    • Ross breaks the first rule of the Lauxdown. 

    • Todd calls Adam the one time Dana White of the Riverbend. 

    •Adam takes over.... He talks finance, fighting, personal health, Huck's Slurpees, motivators, personal struggles, real estate,...

    1 hr 2 min
  • Season 2 #6: Sergeant Margaret- M.O.M. (Maker of Men)

    The boyz have their mom on who they affectionately refer to as Sergeant Margaret or Sarge . Truth ensues. 

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    *30 seconds in Sarge gives Ross “the look” for his language. Ross was scared. 

    *The boyz wonder what she means when she keeps saying she was having “fun” in her younger days. 

    *Sarge says she didn’t want to have kids..more than once. 

    *Sarge talks about the time Todd died. 

    *Sarge talks about the other time Todd died. *

    Sarge talks about all the other times Todd died. 

    *Sarge thought Ross was going to be a wrestler. 

    *Sarge thought Todd working out was a fad. 

    *Sarge confesses that Rod Stewart isn’t Todd’s father thus squashing his fantasy. 

    *Sarge says Ross always thought he was “da boss”. 

    *Sarge gives her Mount Rushmore of cartoons she has had to endure over the years. 

    *Sarge gives her favorite book of all time. 

    *Sarge discusses her favorite “weapon” for keeping the boyz in line. 

    *Ross had a perma black eye until he graduated high school. 

    *Todd pulled a lawn mower behind his bike up hill both ways in traffic. 

    *The boyz are who they are because of Sergeant Margaret and thank her for being their M.O.M.

    1 hr 15 min

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