Ex-NFL football player Brent Hawkins tells his story.
-Todd talks the search for the new Thunderdome.
-Ross gives opening date for the Brickhouse expansion.
-They're both sick of hearing each other talk.
Hawk talks about growing up in a pre-dominantly white rural town, coming from the “mud”, his road to the NFL, playing college basketball with Ross, ripping his groin while sacking Donovan McNabb, being snubbed by the University of Illinois, Drew Brees coming to watch him play in high school, penalties for not enough Canadians on the field, bodybuilding, what high school athletes should be doing, etc.
* The boyz are too embarrassed to ask Hawk who would win in a foot race after hearing his 40 time.
**Sergeant Margaret busts into the studio and orders the boyz to move a fridge.
*** The story of Edward Fortyhands is told.