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"Encouraging healthy eating habits and vegetable consumption. Let's munch on some fun! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to sprout the right answer. Listen until the end for today's veggie-tastic riddle.

1st Joke: Why did the carrot get a time-out?

2nd Joke: What do you call a pair of friendly vegetables?

3rd Joke: Why did the tomato go to the doctor?

4th Joke: Why did the cucumber go to the party?

5th Joke: Why did the vegetable band get so loud?

Today's Riddle: I'm yellow and tasty, my kernels are neat, grill me, boil me, I'm a summer treat. What am I?

That's all for our veggie-tastic fun. Join us tomorrow for some outdoor dining jokes on International Picnic Day!

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