Come for some bargains, maybe the thrill of a haggle. End up being followed home, all the way up your apartment steps and into your bedroom.

Ensalada Supremos, ya boi finna be the first ever gender-queer justice! All the rights, none of the nonsense... for life.

The competitors in the Eco-Race know nothing of true exhaustion. Also, I should have probably talked about how I "nope'd" out of an altercation with a bazillion moths earlier tonight.

It finally happened, the situation came knocking at our door. Luckily, ya boi eat enough veg, and it lasted only a half hour.

See if you can tell when I take a deep swig of water from Matt's Far Side mug. This salad marks the offset towards a new frontier!

We are packing in the middle of the night, leaving town in a hurry.

Idioms can be confusing for non-native speakers of a language. Let's just say that tomorrow, I'm going to try and use several of complicated devices.

With everything going on in the world, it's high time we band our most distasteful tastes together and preserve.

Finna paint the house glow in the dark.

You better watch your children... or someone else will.