It really should be called, better tofu. This  salad didn't leave me feeling as well as it could have.

This hearty bowl filled me right up. It may as well have some Taco Bell sauce on top of it...

Lemon in the same sense as a used Pontiac that won't start the day after you bought it cash.

These are a perfect example of patties that should have been balls instead. Today you could play with the 120fps camera on your phone!

I mainly chew today because i'm so over it rn.

I drank a strawberry margarita in a car while it drove by children before recording this. That should be the new normal.

Elon, 

You are cordially invited to accompany me and my family on our trip to Amsterdam. We will talk, see the canals, and drink coffee. 

R.S.V.P.

-Austin

This episode could have been in Bean Week... but instead we talk HBO shows and a train guest stars.

Perhaps the first side with a salad featured on the show. This one is all about confinement, and reconciling your snacks and expectations...also gulags.

It's the final day of bean week! However, instead of celebrating like a good boy, I've been inconvenienced by a short circuit in my wall.