We're reading off the charts levels of contradiction!

There really is a smell and taste to Catalonia, I don't care what anyone says.

Some would say to eat carrots, I might add white phosphorus.

Some day there will be autonomous ice cream trucks on every block. You wait and see.

I've been informed it was actually a Tombstone pizza.

If you deleted everyone but the homeless and the billionaires from a graph of "average income," it probably wouldn't change the median income.

We're still getting little bits of joy from the plum tree.

When in doubt, double the sex appeal and add a banging intro theme.

When life gives you yeast, add more cashew milk.

Most importantly, you must make sure it's unbleached.