Does a judge charge the courthouse vending machines with contempt if they're out of order? Eddie V calls a court building today for The Senseless Survey! 

Have you ever had to fire an employee for rubbing a customer the wrong way? Eddie V calls a Massage Parlor today for The Senseless Survey!

Have you ever found an ATM in a snow bank? Eddie V calls a snow plow service today for The Senseless Survey! 

"Are elves that work for Santa considered 'Subordinate Clauses'?" Eddie V calls a Santa hotline today for The Senseless Survey!

Do tea drinkers dislike coffee, because it's not their cup of tea? Eddie V calls a tea shop today for The Senseless Survey!

Do all of your horses grow up in a stable environment? Eddie V calls a horse farm today for The Senseless Survey!

If I fall asleep on a pile of old magazines, will I wake up with back issues? Eddie V calls a magazine publisher today for The Senseless Survey!

To watch movies about woodwind instruments, would you go to Clarinetflix? Eddie V calls a musical instrument store today for The Senseless Survey! 

Does Frosty the Snowman ever come to your produce section to pick his nose? Eddie V calls a grocery store today for The Senseless Survey!

Should ornaments probably go to rehab, because they are all hooked on trees?  Eddie V calls a Christmas shop today for The Senseless Survey!