Do soccer players hate Christmas because they probably get a lot of red cards? Eddie V calls a soccer store today for The Senseless Survey!

If two people from the Netherlands are on a first date, will they probably go to Dutch? Eddie V calls a dating service today for The Senseless Survey! 

If you eat all your meals in the food court, are you mallnourished? Eddie V calls a shopping mall today for The Senseless Survey!

When a woman is dating a soldier, and then he puts on camouflage, does she say, "I'm sorry I just can't see you anymore"? Eddie V calls a military recruiting office today for The Senseless Survey!

Is installing a really large window a major pane? Eddie V calls a doors and windows business for The Senseless Survey!

Is pre-tax income just gross? Eddie V calls an accounting firm today for The Senseless Survey!

Is the bad thing about being a taxi driver that people are always talking behind your back? Eddie V calls a taxi service today for The Senseless Survey! 

Is business always good for you, because chimney installations are thru the roof? Eddie V calls a fireplace shop for The Senseless Survey!

Is the problem with telling post office jokes that they don't get it until the next day? Eddie V calls a post office today for The Senseless Survey!

If you give away salted nut bars the day before Halloween, is that a Payday advance? Eddie V calls a candy store today for The Senseless Survey!