Which fork do you use? On which shoulder do you wear your napkin? Which makeup products can you apply at the table? Become a formal dining pro in 30 minutes or less.

Ah, one of humanity’s oldest anxiety-inducing daily occurrences: the introduction. Every society has their version of what’s proper upon meeting someone for the first time. And then there’s what Kelly and Laura talk about.

Good hygiene is good etiquette. Listen to this short and sweet episode where we discuss a brief history of bathing, using Lysol on your vagina, and washing your goddamn hands.

In this eye-opening episode, Kelly and Laura talk to Dallas and Kristin about autism etiquette. Both are mothers of autistic children, and Dallas herself is autistic. They share some of their experiences and answer questions you may have wondered, too.

It's the time of year of giving and receiving, but it's not always straightforward. Kelly and Laura discuss some of the finer points of being a gracious recipient and a thoughtful gifter.

We hear from a bartender about what it's like to be in the business of helping people party.

Massage therapist, Melonye, tells Laura and Kelly about etiquette during a massage.

Guest Makayla brings along her southern grace to help with advice on how to handle those holiday get-togethers that could go off the rails.

Laura sings! You've been warned.

Laura and Kelly talk about office etiquette with guest Max.