Ho! Ho! Ho! Ass! Ass! Ass! This week Shain and Seth gift-wrapped a thick and juicy episode for all you Clappers and Assasins out there in Assville! In this episode the Mayor's talk about St. John's post office rage, Seth blasting ropes in Salem, passive-aggressive office gifts, and CLAP up The Doghouse! IG @thedoghousepdx 5029 SE Division St, Portland OR.

Clapper of the Week: Blazers Outsider and At The Turn Podcast Host, Joe Simons! On Twitter @joesimonsays

If you want some great pastries hit up Offical Baker or Assville: Randall Lawrence on IG @randalllawrence1984 to get the same cream-filled goodness in the back of your throat!

Hope your Holidays are filled with joy, love, and cheeks!