Welcome back, survivors! In this episode, Elaine finds herself in the bowels of State HQ's commercial kitchen, reluctantly teaming up with Ryan, the Secretary of Free Stuff and Promo Codes. Together, they attempt to prepare a "Liquid Bonanza"—a State-mandated meal that includes a protein slurry and a banana smoothie. Ryan’s relentless enthusiasm and promotion of 1-800-HAM collide may raise an eyebrow or two but you know what they say: This is the State’s latest food policy, so get used to it!
Tries to survive the company of Ryan while navigating her own discomfort with the State’s mandates.
Whips up a questionable "protein slurry," complete with ground meats, bone broth, and Ryan’s unfiltered commentary.
Attempts to add some sweetness to the chaos with a rare treat: a banana smoothie.
Delivers a heartfelt monologue on resilience, hope, and embracing the unknown, as she heads toward an uncertain fate.
Elaine’s Liquid Bonanza Recipes:
2 gallons of water
Assorted animal bone broth & bits
Salt to taste
Prepare the Broth
In a large pot, bring the water to a simmer and add the assorted bones. Let them stew for at least 30 minutes.
Strain the Broth
Remove the bones, ensuring any smaller ones, like “fingers” (chicken wings, of course!), are carefully sieved out.
Blend like the dickens
Season to Taste
If possible, season with salt and any spices on hand.
2 bananas
1/4 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup oat milk
1/2 cup coconut milk
1 tablespoon rolled oats
Dash of cinnamon
Prep Ingredients
Peel bananas and add to the blender. Add brown sugar, oat milk, coconut milk, and rolled oats.
Blend
Blend until smooth and creamy.
Serve and Enjoy
For an added treat, sprinkle cinnamon on top before serving. Enjoy it if you’re lucky enough to have a taste tester available!
Foraging Tips: Substitute bananas with any other fruit you may come across.
Survival Tactics: Remember, not every meal has to be gourmet—sometimes survival means accepting what’s available.
Written and directed by Allison Slice
Elaine Martínez voiced by Rosa Delgado
Secretary of Free Stuff and Promo Codes voiced by Steven Etienne
Courier voiced by Raechel Wong
Sam Gately voiced by Thomas Anthony Jones
Announcer voiced by Greg GohEditing and sound design by Allison Slice