In this piece, introduced by BUNNYHEADSQUAD member, MC Spoiler, the Supreme Bunny Warlord performs a haunting composition on an oversized novelty comb.

Contradictions abound in this momentary reflection on the discovery of a dangerous item in an unexpected place!

And, to complete this piece, I wrote this little note on a receipt I found on the floor of my car while speeding towards home: "When I got back to my car after work, the machete was gone. Had it ever really been there at all?"

This is a little ditty that I constantly sing as I wage my perpetual war against the five cats that are plotting against me in and around my house. The tune is an interpolation of the song "Clowns are Experts" by The Vandals. I felt, as this song is a daily part of our lives here at the BUNNYHEADBUNKER, that it was essential to record this piece for future generations to enjoy.

---Richard F. Yates (aka: Supreme Bunny Warlord)

This is both a performance art piece and an educational moment. The Sack-a-holics kick the old sack around, counting each contact with the sack as it occurs. Once the movement of the sack stops they then comment on how they feel, each individually, about their accomplishment. The entire episode is then replayed in "Creep-O-Sound," slower but weirder, to help all our younger listeners to learn the numbers one through six! See? We're helping!

The members of The Sack-a-holics (a sacking subsidiary of the BUNNYHEADSQUAD) present during this recording are: Brother Dave, Arson Carson, Thrash Bandicoot, MC Spoiler, and Supreme Bunny Warlord (aka: Richard F. Yates).

A public service announcement in which the Supreme Bunny Warlord (aka: Richard F. Yates) gives listeners some practical advice to assist with the attainment of happiness and serenity.

Reading with a cold is fun. It makes your voice sound all rough and tough (even when it normally ain't!) and I think it gives this reading a bit of a kick. This poem, "Tooth and Nail," was first published by the fine folks at madswirl.com. After you're done listening to this piece, head on over to their site and give them a look. KOOKY FUN!!!

"Tooth and Nail"

Nabbed by the creeps, she fought

Tooth and Nail

Both those guys

She bited

She scratched

She kicked

And she screamed

but in a decidely threatening and angry way

not like a sissy at all

And Tooth and Nail got hurt

They bled

They wimpered

They tried to get away

cuz they wuz scared to death

of that crazy chick

who looked like easy pickins from behind

Boy oh boy

wuz they sorry that day

And the blood stains

ruined their favorite shirts!

---Richard F. Yates

-(aka: Supreme Bunny Warlord!)

More BUNNYHEADSQUAD conversation, this time digitally "enhanced" to make it slightly less boring!!! (Not a significant source of vitamin C or calcium.)

Two minutes of room noises: the barely audible hum from Reed mowing his lawn across the street, me skooching a cat off my backpack, writing sounds [these words: "At home now. It is quiet. ('It' is the house---although I am not sitting in silence.) (I am recording nothing!)"], and a cat squeeking. GREAT STUFF!

Actually, the sounds of writing are almost interesting to hear. Lots of movement and skooching noises. Not sure how well the mowing sounds come through, though. You be the judge!

This is a heavily modified version of the above piece. This mix is noisier and very unpleasant!

This piece is a conversation held between three members of the art collective known as The BUNNYHEADSQUAD: Richard F. Yates (aka Supreme Bunny Warlord), Mariah Yates (aka Momo), and Elise Yates (aka Pants, Elvis, or, most recently, MC Spoiler). The conversation is mundane and carefree. The sound quality is questionable. The length is considerable. Please enjoy with caution.