Seriously, let me know if you liked this one I want feedback on it.

Salmon.

Top 5 Cutest Cats I've seen this week:

1. Willow's cat named Gnocchi

2. The cat that looks like Emily Pan

3. My neighbor's dog (yeah sorry I haven't seen that many cats)

4. The turkeys that terrorize my backyard

5. Obama

It's time for some real talk about Jennifer Lawrence, YouTube, chicken broccoli alfredo, butternut squash soup... okay fine this episode is mostly about food but there's more to my personality than just that I promise.

I put out a hit every Sunday like a procrastinating gangster who doesn't want to get crime done during the week. Also, I don't talk about this during the episode but Tom Brady is washed. No, like, his clothes are really clean. And yes, that is 60's Belarusian disco-pop. Deal with it.

There's 30 seconds of intro music and it's an absolute bop but if you're not feeling that skip ahead into the wildest episode I've ever done. All you need to know is that the police are involved.

Ben talks anger management, animal noises, shirtless chess, the Great British Baking Show, bad decisions, and, of course, Italian street vendors. The episode is topped off with some pirated tik tok music. All in all a perfect listen for your casual tuesday afternoon. Any other day is fine too but don't you DARE watch this episode on a Thursday. I will not have my content disrespected like that.