Elf Control

By Christmas comedy fiction series

What's Elf Control about?

The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year.

It’s silly, Christmassy & a bit dark.

Short, funny episodes to bring some Christmas cheer.

***Finalist in the 2022 Australian Podcast Awards for ’The Creative Award’***

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Elf Control episodes:

12.24.2023
BONUS: Twelve Days of Elf Control Christmas
Merry Christmas from everyone at Elf Control! https://youtu.be/4LM7zDeQy_Q elfcontrolofficial.com
12.23.2023
5|10 - Let it Burn
Christmas eve, when boys and girls put out milk and cookies in excited anticipation, oblivious to the fact that Santa has become more interested in delivering podcasts than toys.
12.21.2023
5|9 - Investment Opportunity
Is Christmas in crisis? With so many Gameboxes to be delivered Santa needs to find his Christmas spirit or Elphonse will need to find a new job.
12.19.2023
5|8 - Timber!
Santa’s existential crisis has put Christmas under a cloud.
12.17.2023
5|7 - Arctic Hell
The old stable, off limits for reasons we don’t speak (refer to Season 1!) of now appears to be undergoing major restoration works.
12.15.2023
5|6 - Store Visit
It’s store visit time, a chance for wide eyed children to meet the real Santa who’s a little low on Christmas Spirit but quite full of other spirits.
12.13.2023
5|5 - Holiday Hobbies
We’re only days from Christmas and all appears under control at Elf Control giving the North Pole elves some freedom to explore other hobbies.
12.11.2023
5|4 - Coal Crisis
Is it sustainable to continue gifting coal to the naughty children, or is it time to consider an alternative?
12.09.2023
5|3 - The Zen Den
With the workshop now fully automated, Elaph takes some time out for elf-improvement at the Zen Den of Fury Control.
12.07.2023
5|2 - Letters to Santa
Letters to Santa keep arriving by the sack full, from both nice and naughty children.
12.05.2023
5|1 - All Quiet Poleside
Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 5 The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. Athough it’s actually not that busy...
12.23.2022
4|10 - Christmas Eve
Can Doctor's order save Christmas?!
12.21.2022
4|9 - Troubles
The Gamebox machine is operational again, as is the fully updated sticker machine; whilst the Claus's are on the road to recovery albeit with a few bumps along the way.
12.19.2022
4|8 - Christmas Party
The Elf Patrol investigate an incident and stick around for the Christmas Party.
12.17.2022
4|7 - Electric Sled
Elphonse's electric sled arrives whilst Santa and Mrs Claus's just chill.
12.15.2022
4|6 - Minty Fresh
Mrs Claus has caught the contagious virus from Santa; and Elphonse continues treating them with old (free!) reindeer medication, preferring to spend his new found funds on warehouse updates.
12.13.2022
4|5 - Tech Support
Despite the tech trouble, the workshop elves have been busying themselves by tooling some more traditional toys.
12.11.2022
4|4 - Optimal Credit
Elphonse acquires the means to fix the workshop machines.
12.09.2022
4|3 - Computer Virus
Unexpected news for Grumble and a computer virus for Santa?
12.07.2022
4|2 - North Pole Nepotism
With Grumble still not back from Christmas Island, Elphonse has his hands full.
12.05.2022
4|1 - Christmas Sale
Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 4! The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. A Christmas sale is on the cards...
12.23.2021
3|10 - Christmas Eve
No power & no Santa. Can the Elves save Christmas?! https://youtu.be/m-Pf6fwsEFQ https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ www.elfcontrolofficial.com
12.21.2021
3|9 - Powerless to do Anything
The Northern Lights of Santa's workshop have become dim. https://youtu.be/c9d0XkFYl8Y www.elfcontrolofficial.com https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/
12.19.2021
3|8 - Shutting it Down
The Elf Patrol return to lend a hand. https://youtu.be/UGwmcGlyvY0 www.elfcontrolofficial.com https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/
12.17.2021
3|7 - Tourist Takeover
A profitable but problematic plan at the Pole. https://youtu.be/RjbSXdsuvg4 https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ www.elfcontrolofficial.com
12.15.2021
3|6 - Booming Tourism
Workshop elves or Tour Guides? https://youtu.be/kxJmoz5tkC4 www.elfcontrolofficial.com https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/
12.13.2021
3|5 - Priority Mail
Santa checks in from abroad, how will the unexpected news impact the workshop? https://youtu.be/hLWRWnIsYR0 https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ www.elfcontrolofficial.com
12.11.2021
3|4 - Quick Cash
Santa's absence sees Elphonse scheming. https://youtu.be/fQxqLIHPVkE https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ www.elfcontrolofficial.com
12.09.2021
3|3 - Happy Holidays
The revamped, automated workshop churns out the toys while Santa makes an announcement. https://youtu.be/NtFAYBYB6fo https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ www.elfcontrolofficial.com
12.07.2021
3|2 - Store Visit in Store
It's time for Santa's annual department store visit, if they can find it. www.elfcontrolofficial.com https://elfcontrol.podbean.com/ https://youtu.be/qv5VneRm62Q
12.05.2021
3|1 - Another Festive Christmas
Welcome to the first episode of Elf Control - Series 3 The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. Another festive Christmas rolls around for the...
12.23.2020
2|10 - Christmas Eve
It's Christmas Eve, can even the RT6000 help tie up all these loose ends and ensure Santa gets away in time? And what to wear to the Christmas party? https://youtu.be/jk0lCKjSk0c elfcontrolofficial.com
12.21.2020
2|9 - Suspicion
What to do with Demetrielf? A visit from the Elf Patrol and an addition to the workshop. https://youtu.be/Js6RJaCNYS4 elfcontroofficial.com
12.19.2020
2|8 - Interrogation
After some heavy hitting at the North Pole, elves are under the spotlight with some big revelations. https://youtu.be/y7dPASAqSrA elfcontrolofficial.com
12.17.2020
2|7 - Another Elphonse Plan
The elves are in a festive flap as Santa's workshop undergoes a safety inspection, will Elphonse's plan help increase toy production in time for Christmas? https://youtu.be/exKlCVtzKFg elfcontolofficial.com
12.15.2020
2|6 - Elf Patrol
Introducing the Elf Patrol, enforcing law & order on the North Pole, despite the lack of crime. https://youtu.be/OUMoDZbYEzY elfcontrolofficial.com
12.13.2020
2|5 - Jokes & Audits
Preparations are in full swing at Christmas HQ, toys are in full production, decorations are being made and Santa & Grumble are preparing the bon bon 'jokes'. https://youtu.be/3-xh5Ai0zUQ elfcontrolofficial.com
12.11.2020
2|4 - A Visitor
The workshop is buzzing with activity with the freshly trained elves hard at work in the lead up to the happiest day of the year, whilst Elphonse tries to balance the books. https://youtu.be/jqCc6kCieCA elfcoontrolofficial.com
12.09.2020
2|3 - A Deer Farewell
A farewell to an old friend, a dangerous new threat and Mr & Mrs Claus can't agree. https://youtu.be/v_5jwDcwVFA elfcontrolofficial.com
12.07.2020
2|2 - An Upskill Battle
With Santa's workshop modernising to meet the demand of electronic toys the Workshop Elves are in desperate need of some skills training. elfcontrolofficial.com https://youtu.be/PhVct2LhM_4
12.06.2020
2|1 - New Year
The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. Happy new year! Head Elf Elphonse and his assistant Grumble are back in the first episode of...
12.23.2019
1|10 - Christmas Eve
The Season 1 finale! One more sleep and the North Pole is buzzing with activity. The reindeer have been deloused, Santa’s suit is back from the dry cleaners and the Elf strike continues – not that anyone seems to have...
12.21.2019
1|9 - The Guests
The guests have arrived early, something about crossing the international date line, crossing it back and re-crossing it. https://youtu.be/05Ru6GCOckg elfcontrolofficial.com
12.19.2019
1|8 - Christmas Party
Whilst every party at HQ is technically a ‘Christmas Party’ the actual Christmas Party is reminiscent of any other office Christmas party, copious amounts of liquor, disgruntled workers awkwardly socializing and the voiceover man getting ignored under the mistletoe. https://youtu.be/-7VRX4XNiYk elfcontrolofficial.com
12.15.2019
1|7 - Rumours/Party Plan
That one special day of the year which is only 5 sleeps away albeit 2 sleeps away for our busy Elves who are working tirelessly around the clock to meet their yuletide quotas whilst staying awake and not falling into...
12.13.2019
1|6 - Elphonse's Plan
It’s only one week until Santa will take to the skies to miraculously deliver toys down every single chimney in the world, yes even to homes without chimneys – I did say it was miraculous. https://youtu.be/Yj8_c7e81Wo elfcontrolofficial.com
12.13.2019
1|5 - Store Visit
Santa’s in store appearance is the delight of countless boys & girls but the chagrin of Head Elf and occasional workshop foreman, Elphonse, who landed Santa in his department store throne just in the Saint Nick of time. https://youtu.be/gr5uhfNFOAo elfcontrolofficial.com
12.13.2019
1|4 - Preparing for Store Visit
The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. There's extra buzz in the Winter Wonderland this morning as preparations are being made for Santa's department...
12.12.2019
1|3 - The Workshop
The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. The workshop is at its busiest, non-stop 24/7 getting all the toys ready. https://youtu.be/-Jxdc8c3gXU elfcontrolofficial.com
12.12.2019
1|2 - Hospital Visit
The North Pole, Christmas HQ where the busy little elves are busy all year round preparing for that one special day of the year. Mrs Claus is in the Elf-mergency room and Santa is keen to get to the bottom of...

What's Elf Control about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Elf Control episodes:

BONUS: Twelve Days of Elf Control Christmas

5|10 - Let it Burn

5|9 - Investment Opportunity

5|8 - Timber!

5|7 - Arctic Hell

5|6 - Store Visit

5|5 - Holiday Hobbies

5|4 - Coal Crisis

5|3 - The Zen Den

5|2 - Letters to Santa

5|1 - All Quiet Poleside

4|10 - Christmas Eve

4|9 - Troubles

4|8 - Christmas Party

4|7 - Electric Sled

4|6 - Minty Fresh

4|5 - Tech Support

4|4 - Optimal Credit

4|3 - Computer Virus

4|2 - North Pole Nepotism

4|1 - Christmas Sale

3|10 - Christmas Eve

3|9 - Powerless to do Anything

3|8 - Shutting it Down

3|7 - Tourist Takeover

3|6 - Booming Tourism

3|5 - Priority Mail

3|4 - Quick Cash

3|3 - Happy Holidays

3|2 - Store Visit in Store

3|1 - Another Festive Christmas

2|10 - Christmas Eve

2|9 - Suspicion

2|8 - Interrogation

2|7 - Another Elphonse Plan

2|6 - Elf Patrol

2|5 - Jokes & Audits

2|4 - A Visitor

2|3 - A Deer Farewell

2|2 - An Upskill Battle

2|1 - New Year

1|10 - Christmas Eve

1|9 - The Guests

1|8 - Christmas Party

1|7 - Rumours/Party Plan

1|6 - Elphonse's Plan

1|5 - Store Visit

1|4 - Preparing for Store Visit

1|3 - The Workshop

1|2 - Hospital Visit