Merry Ifmas, everyone! Scully the Squid has had a tough year and isn’t really sure what he wants, so Santaphant gives him a telepathic toy to help figure it out. Will Scully learn to speak his mind?   

Lessons include: bottling up your emotions doesn’t gets good results; “boy” and “girl” toys have more in common than you think

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