Elton Reads A Book A Week

By Elton Edgar

Built specifically for the intellectual 'Night People'—the weary wage slaves, cynics, and late-night autodidacts—this solo narrative podcast transforms dry literature into hilarious raw human truth. H... more

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May 21, 2025 F*ckin' DEMS! - "Hacks" by Donna Brazile
Oh, those damn Democrats and their getting hacked by Russians, and putting thumbs on the scales of primaries, LOSING THE 2016 ELECTION! How did this happen? How did they get here? Where did it start? THERE'S SO MUCH DRAMA! It's crazy that they've gotten this far as a political party! Join Elton on a weird ride through former DNC chairwoman Donna Brazile's memoir "Hacks", as he tries to make sense of donkey politics.
"From Donna Brazile, former DNC chair and legendary political operative, an explosive and revealing new look at the 2016 election: the first insider account of the Russian hacking of the DNC and the missteps by the Clinton campaign and Obama administration that enabled a Trump victory.
In the fallout of the Russian hacking of the Democratic National Committee--and as chaos threatened to consume the party's convention--Democrats turned to a familiar figure to right the ship: Donna Brazile. Known to millions from her frequent TV appearances, she was no stranger to high stakes and dirty opponents, and the longtime Democratic strategist had a reputation in Washington as a one-stop shop for fixing sticky problems.
What Brazile found at the DNC was unlike anything she had experienced before--and much worse than is commonly known. The party was beset by infighting, scandal, and hubris, while reeling from a brazen and wholly unprecedented attempt by a foreign power to influence the presidential election. Plus, its candidate, Hillary Clinton, faced an opponent who broke every rule in the political playbook.
Packed with never-before-reported revelations about what went down in 2016, Hacks is equal parts campaign thriller, memoir, and roadmap for the future. With Democrats now in the wilderness after this historic defeat, Hacks argues that staying silent about what went wrong helps no one. Only by laying bare the missteps, miscalculations, and crimes of 2016, Brazile contends, will Americans be able to salvage their democracy."
GET THE BOOK: ⁠American Carnage: On the Front Lines of the Republican Civil War and the Rise of President Trump⁠
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The following section is reserved for the people, places, things, and more that Elton probably offended in this episode--
THE APOLOGIES SECTION: Voters, The United States of America, Houston, democracy, strategists, the numbers 3,4,5,6, and 7.
A special thanks to Diedrich Bader and Jenna Fischer for all their inspiration.
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1h 43min
March 09, 2025 "Fuuu*k! Not AGAIN?!" American Carnage by Tim Alberta
Just when you thought it was safe to vote again, he's baaaccck! Yes, while we're in the midst of a second Donald Trump term, Elton read a book about the first, and whoa was it an eye opener. Join Elton as he headaches his way through how we all got here in the first place. It's going to be a bizarre journey into the heart of frustration, with a cast of ridiculous characters to help you not wish the next four years, were forty years in the past already.
GET THE BOOK: American Carnage: On the Front Lines of the Republican Civil War and the Rise of President Trump
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The following section is reserved for the people, places, things, and more that Elton probably offended in this episode--
THE APOLOGIES SECTION: The non-racists, The Dukes of Hazzard, voters, whiffle ball pros, George Washington's desiccated corpse, Washington reporters, etc.
A special thanks to Diedrich Bader and Jenna Fischer for all their inspiration.
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1h 46min
December 01, 2024 "Short-isode!" Collateral damage of a personal war.
This is my first ever "Short-isode", a shorter format episode that I did quickly. Please forgive me.
Okay, okay, I'm behind. I tried to to reach for the sun and got burned. Luckily, I managed to get this together, so all hope is not lost. I promise I'll do better next time. Until then, this peace offering about weird taxes, and weird political promises, plus MUSIC!
The next full episode about the book "American Carnage" by Tim Alberta, will be up very soon.

Here are the lyrics to the song "American Carnage" (American decay):
"From the ashes of Bush, the ratings slung low,
Obama rose up, and stole the whole show
G-O-P party's in ruins, no vision, no fight
Their base fell asleep and has been there all night.
[PRE-CHORUS]
Bombs away, by progress on display,
Change hit the right like a brick to the face.
Factions at war, blood on the walls,
A billonaire bullshitter grabbed them by the balls
[CHORUS]
American Carnage, for American decay,
Marching to the edge, to throw it all away
American Carnage, it’s a G-O-P ride
No place to run—no place to hide.
[VERSE]
Jordan and Cruz on absolutist fire,
Boehner and Mitch try to hold the line.
Coups and clashes, the rhetoric like acid,
That's it! Impotence grew, and the base got flaccid.
[PRE-CHORUS]
Bombs away, on progress on display,
Change hit the right, like a brick to the face.
Factions at war, blood on the walls,
A billonaire bullshitter grabbed them by the balls
[VERSE]
On a golden escalator, came a golden clown,
He tore them to shit, and burned their house down.
Trillion-dollar debt for a nationalist jerk-off,
Morals and family values are sold off
[CHORUS]
American Carnage, for American decay,
Marching to the edge, to throw it all away
American Carnage, it’s a G-O-P ride
No place to run—no place to hide.
[BRIDGE]
Muslim bans, walls, and the families torn,
The old guard’s dead, now the new breed’s born.
Cultural shifts, tech disrupts,
America’s soul ripped and fucked up.
[BREAKDOWN]
How did we get here? Do we survive?
Is this a death rattle, Are we alive?
Decades of division, resentment, and greed,
The roots of the party now strangled by sleaze.

[CHORUS]
American Carnage, for American decay,
Marching to the edge, to throw it all away
American Carnage, it’s a G-O-P ride
No place to run—no place to hide.
[OUTRO]
It’s American Carnage, (AMERICAN CARNAGE!)
Our American Carnage (AMERICAN CARNAGE!)
We won't get very far with...(AMERICAN CARNAGE!)
We'll all have to live with...(AMERICAN CARNAGE!)"

APOLOGIES SECTION (The following section is reserved to apologize to the numerous people, places, and things Elton offended in this episode.): Oral sex, punk rock, elephants, people expecting whole episodes, people who dislike unintelligible lyrics in songs, etc.

A special thanks to Jenna Fischer and Diedrich Bader
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26min
October 30, 2024 "Geth Yo Figuh Ow Muh Mouf!" Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari
Dating in the age of the internet is a weird endeavor. All of the indulgence of endless choices, and the anxiety of communicating with people rolled into one. What's a single person to do? Luckily, comedian Aziz Ansari wrote a book about it and Elton is here to talk about it. Does that help you find that special someone in this sea of misfit toys? Maybe? Elton's no "love doctor," but he is awkward enough for everyone involved. Listen to this episode and get a wild ride through modern dating, and some tips on how to improve your odds!
GET THE BOOK HERE!--> Modern Romance by Aziz Ansari
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The following section is reserved for the people, places, things, and more that Elton probably offended in this episode--
THE APOLOGIES SECTION: The LGBTQ+ community, mouth fingering fetishists, the English language, sociologists, dating, God, people living in apartment buildings, etc.
A special thanks to Diedrich Bader and Jenna Fischer for all their inspiration.

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1h 36min
July 12, 2024 Elton Reads A Book A Week: The Trailer...(again)!
Okay, so, I got a little overzealous with my first attempt at this trailer...and I uploaded it without making sure everything was up to snuff. So, I'm re-doing it. Not gonna lie, it's not the first time I've released prematurely, and it won't be the last, I'm sure.
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2min
July 10, 2024 Elton Reads A Book A Week: The Trailer!
A trailer for the podcast "Elton Reads A Book A Week"
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2min
July 06, 2024 "Kneel Before Her!" The Lonely Life by Bette Davis
God, himself, announced her birth, with a lightning bolt and a peal of thunder,...and that's just a footnote. Bette Davis would redefine what it was to be an actress, and an actor overall. She was tough, determined, and principled at a time when men laid down the law in Hollywood. When she took her stand, women were seen as little more than eye candy, and using them to make a quick buck ruled the day. Bette was having none of that.
From her earliest beginnings to her last days, Bette Davis knew she was special, and she was determined to let the world know it. Sure, we're familiar with that personality type, but Bette had the talent and drive to back it up. Confident, opinionated, and never afraid to fight for what she felt was right, Bette changed how actors saw themselves and their profession.
She slapped around Hollywood, and walked away an icon. Join Elton as he tries to navigate the early life of the amazing Bette Davis, and trying his best not to crap his pants in the process.
GET THE BOOK HERE! https://amzn.to/3LdHS2B
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VOTE FOR THE STREET SWEEPER NAME (not "Police Brutality", sadly) HERE! https://lowellma.gov/CivicAlerts.aspx?AID=853

The following section is reserved for the people, places, things, and more that Elton probably offended in this episode--
THE APOLOGIES SECTION: Lowell, Massachusetts, Christmas pranks, the English language, World War II, God, the Lowell Massachusetts City Council, burn victims (specifically children), incarcerated fathers, etc.

A special thanks to Diedrich Bader and Jenna Fischer for all their inspiration.
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1h 10min
May 20, 2024 "CANADADADA!" Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing by Matthew Perry
Buckle Up for Laughs & Feels! Elton Reads "Friends, Lovers & the Big Terrible Thing," well, "has read" and will tell you about it!

This one is a doozy. Hold onto your coffee mugs, "Friends" fans, you're about to get rocked with some tragi-comedy! Elton tackles Matthew Perry's memoir, "Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing," on Elton Reads A Book A Week. Was Chandler funny IRL? Did Matthew Perry steal Elton's woman? How many Vicodin is a lot? We uncover the life of Matthew Perry, and delve into overcoming addiction with humor, and ask: is Chandler more like Matthew than we thought? Tune in for a must-listen episode! #Friends #MatthewPerry #ComedyPodcast #MemoirReview #EltonReadsABookAWeek
GET THE BOOK HERE: https://amzn.to/3WJ9kfK
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[[[NOTE: My description of 'Friends' is almost entirely from this article: https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20190920-friends-the-show-that-changed-our-idea-of-family]]]
SOURCES:
Vicodin
55 Vicodin
Matty's Lost Teeth
Giving up tennis
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2023/oct/29/alcoholic-troubled-life-matthew-perry-addicted-substance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Perry
APOLOGIES SECTION: Elton would like to apologize to the following people/places/things: The citizens of Williamstown, MA, the aftershave industry, internet pornography, the porn industry, people with addiction, Justin Trudeau, Canada, Ottawa, Queen Victoria, Van Gogh, John Bennett Perry, Suzanne Marie Morrison, and anyone/anything/any place not already mentioned.
A special thanks to Jenna Fischer and Diedrich Bader
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1h 17min
April 16, 2024*NOT SPONSORED BY COCA COLA! - A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney by Andy Rooney
Grumpy Genius? Hilarious Curmudgeon? You Decide! We Dissect Andy Rooney
Ever wonder what goes through the mind of a 70-year-old man with a microphone? This week on Elton Reads A Book A Week, we delve into the life, career, and written word of the iconic (and sometimes infamous) Andy Rooney.
Through the exploration of his book "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney" we'll get to the bottom of questions like: Was he a grumpy genius who held a mirror to society's quirks? Or a hilarious curmudgeon who made us laugh at the absurdity of the everyday?
Join us as we unpack:
Rooney's Rise to Fame: From WWII reporter to newspaper writer to "60 Minutes" curmudgeon, we explore his unlikely path to superstardom.

The Power of the Postscript: We dissect Rooney's signature segment and analyze its enduring comedic appeal.

Love Him or Hate Him? The Legacy of Andy Rooney: We debate his impact on journalism and comedy, and ask: is his brand of humor still relevant today?
Prepare for laugh-out-loud moments, insightful commentary, and a healthy dose of nostalgia. This episode is perfect for anyone who remembers tuning in for Rooney's signature sign-off, or anyone who simply enjoys a good rant (or ten).
So, grab your pipe and slippers, and get ready to reminisce about the man who wasn't afraid to tell it like it is!
Plus, special guest Lemon McNally joins Elton to deliver a closing monologue called "Whiskey!"
GET THE BOOK HERE: A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney by Andrew A. Rooney
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[[[[FOR SOURCES JUST EMAIL AND ASK]]]]
MUSIC: "Apero Hour", "Backbay Lounge", "Intractable", "No Good Layabout"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

[APOLOGIES SECTION] Elton would like to apologize to the following people, places, and things: Albany, NY, newborns, WWII veterans, unicorns, leprechauns, special needs folks, Haagen Daz...again, and everyone and everything else I might have missed.

A special thanks to: Jenna Fischer and Diedrich Bader.
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1h 44min
March 31, 2024 "Try a f*cking Dazzler!" Before The Chop by Henry Rollins
In this episode we explore the life and writing of a founding father of hardcore punk, Henry Rollins. A man that dove head first into his life and has become...almost everything. He's a punk rock and music legend, a movie start, writer, television host, a producer, DJ, a reporter, an interviewer, and so, so much more.
We'll also delve into one of his books and along the way discover the greatest neighborhood ever imagined, how to seize life's reins, and beat the hell out of ice cream store customers. Join me for "Before the Chop III" by Henry Rollins, I promise you'll never look at circumcision the same way again.
You heard me.
GET THE BOOK HERE: Before the Chop III Kindle Edition
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MUSIC: "Bass Vibes", "Walking Along"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Melo Rock 4 by Sascha Ende
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/346-melo-rock-4
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Melo Rock 7 by Sascha Ende
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/362-melo-rock-7
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
APOLOGY SECTION: Elton would like to apologize to the following people, places, things, etc.: Häagen-Dazs, Henry Rollins for the awkward picture, punk rock fans, circumcisions', Paul Simon, Henry Rollins, all of music.
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1h 34min

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