Emergency Contact w/ Clare and Ethan

clare learns that maybe ethan swings both ways?? and the duo try to advise on dating someone who is threatening to sue you if you're public about your relationship, and how to fix a one-man funeral.

a simple question like "do i make time to see my family" deserves a simple answer, and a problem like your apartment being awful requires telling the truth about your ceiling...

everyone wants to talk bout dating! What to do when you're getting jaded with men at 25, and what to tell your friends who want stop chasin tail!

It's a show all about love today, what is too picky? what is too long without a partner? do most men suck?? we find out today!

Clare and Ethan talk about queening out with your boyfriend, and how to force yourself to find the ick in someone when it just isn't meant to be.

Clare and Ethan talk gay cruises with Guest Jeff Perla, and what to do with a stranger for a week, how to deal with the haters, and how they got so dang close in the first place

Clare and Ethan help 3 marvelous callers figure out how to start a lewd site in the wake of a layoff, how much weed is too much, and what to do with a love that never got to be. Our best yet?? Up to you innit?

clare's brother from another mother joins to help dish out some advice on misbehaving exes and dogs

Clare gets pranked but ends up giving some good advice on dealing with... herself? Artist Greyson Chance asks Clare for some relationship advice and Ethan for his hand in marriage.

Clare and Ethan answer 3 calls, about how to confront an ex, how to deal with family pressure, and how to live in New York. Call us how to with John Wilson we go so many how tos going on. Clare talks about her childhood in the 1950s, ethan orchestrates some role play, everyone comes out a better person.