It’s episode 225 of Emergency Pants! You wanna fight about it? Discussed: Guts Pants v pants Tit Tatts Two turntables and a microphone Starfleet Escape Podcast Spank banks Breaking Bad Back to school And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Listen:  Download: Episode 225

It’s episode 224 of Emergency Pants! DON’T LOOK AT US! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING LOOK AT US! MOMMY! Discussed: cats cpaps faux pockets Japan v Mississippi kayaks The Penny Nickels Books That Will Ruin Your Life Club things And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 224

It’s episode 223 of Emergency Pants! GET OFF OUR LAWNS! Discussed: It was Shane’s birthday! It will be Bridget’s birthday! It’s our birthday month! HUZZAH! Getting old Physical therapy Bionic replacements Werther’s candy Poop diseases Space dress And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 223

It’s Episode 222 of Emergency Pants! Hey, um… you got a little… right there on your… there, you got it. Discussed: Dogs! Birds! Gum! Feelings! Style! NORMAL! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 222

  It’s episode 221 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: How hot are balls? The art of not wearing pants Star Wars, Star Trek, and other reasons we never got laid in high school On butts And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 221    

It’s Episode 220 of Emergency Pants! Do ya like that? You like that, don’t you? Discussed: Butts People Snacks Cartoons And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode (_!_)

It’s episode 219 of Emergency Pants! Discussed: I hated her SO. MUCH… Mrs. Music Feelings and how dumb and stupid they are Children will destroy and/or get jam all over everything you love We like you! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 219

  It’s episode 218 of Emergency Pants, and THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA! Discussed: Everybody hates Larry Meeses Superfight! cats gnats What’s that smell? And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 218

It’s episode 217 of Emergency Pants! Deal with it, pink boy! Discussed: Peer pressure TV Funny stickers When Shane and Bridget knew they were bff’s Pube eyebrows Nobody has their shit together Toucan Sam is a gentleman Cheese And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 217

It’s Episode 216 of Emergency Pants! ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? NEVER FORGET YOUR LUBE. Shane was on Soulmatey! Bridget accidentally oggles someone Why are you talking like that? Is that even a thing? Bridget’s butthole is totes popular Where did the soda go? Questions! And many more! Join us, won’t you? Thank you! Download: Episode 216