Last night our greatest patron, leader and god head Eric Adams was indicted on federal corruption charges.

We felt it was important to stand in solidarity with our mayor and as such have prepared the following audio statement.

We will not be commenting further on either the ongoing case against Eric Adams or our own relationship with the governments of Qatar, Aruba, Uzbekistan, Andorra, Moldova, Equatorial Guinea, Myanmar or Zamunda.

We thank you for your support.