And we're back...sort of.

Welcome to Season 2.5, episode 1 (of 1) - Andy, Ant and Dun (Sorry about Dun's audio quality) take a look at the summers coming and goings in Shepherd's Bush and New York City ahead of the new season

- All aboard HMS P*ss The League - QPR 5 Stevenage 0

- Dembele (2), Chair (Direct Free Kick), Harvey Vale and New signing Taylor Richards....TAYLOR RICHARDS with the goals

- Marti's finally left the Garden

- SNL's Stephan Rennes the show now

- Bould move as a lad we once remembered joins the R's

- Ben Williams is BACK! A full season from JCS?

- Jimmy's contract Dunne. (and so's Sam's and Varane's)

- Aussie, Aussie, Aussies

- Amadou M'Bengue finally gets to wear some proper hoops

- Poku's Bright future at QPR not Birmingham, who's future is Bright

- Squad Game. Any position left (back) to fill?

- Palace are now Bricking it, as Woody Jets in.

- Does Eze drive to North London or Jets off to Munich?

- Reading between the lines of the Board's statement.

- After Preston the next Saturday 3pm kick off is 1st November. Thanks again Sky.

- QPR the best run club in the Championship? OH YEAH!

- Subway series in Baseball and Politics.

- Ant's Glow up and World Tour - Lovely Stuff

- Dun's Fantasy Festival - Crayon Erection et al - Lovely Stuff

- Andy's Waterfall - Lovely Stuff

- Intertoto Club World Cup brought to you by Blargeybet.tv

- QPR NYC The Shop is back! with a 20% discount!

- QPR Players in songs XI. Bobby Zamora, I saw him on the bus

- A surprising amount of French rap, and Leroy Fer, and Stephane Mbia.

- RIP Gordon Jago

Thank you for listening to our unhinged ramblings during the 24/25 season. The QPR NYC podcast will be on gardening leave for a little while but will be back ahead of the new season, and maybe pop up depending on the comings and goings at QPR, possibly an interview, maybe a guest or two. Stay tuned!

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Anyway, what is there to talk about when the season is over? Andy, Ant and Dun wade through the following:

- Kelman watch - 2 more goals, although one was 'slightly' offside. Leyton Orient go into the second leg with a chance. Can Charlie reach 30 goals for the season? He's on 27. Just how much is he worth now?

- Contract news: Varane and Cook signed up, Frey and Smyth to follow. Jimmy not yet Dunne. Will he be right back?

- No News is No News. Marti still spending time in the garden

- Dun digs deep to reveal QPR's Gardening XI - Who lines up for Queens Park Hydrangers?

- Good luck Development Squad vs Brentford in the Premier League Cup final on the 15th May at Loftus Road!

- Jimmy Dunne cleans up in the QPR end of season awards. Smythy's goal is goal of the season.

- But who will win the most important awards of the season?

- Introducing the inaugural QPR NYC The Podcast Alternative end of season awards 24/25, presented by Conan O' Brien...Oh OK, It's actually Andy...

- There's the standards. Player of the season, Goal of the season etc...

- Never fall in love with a loan player? Well we also never Fall In Love With A Trialist. Who did you forget to remember was a lad in the squad?

- Who is the QPR man of the year off the pitch and what was the MVT (Most valuable thing)? Who do you really want to see back next season?

- What was the GTFI and FFS moments of the season? And what was the turning point?

- Who won Great Expectations award and who will suffer Greater Expectations next season?

- Who's won the Art of the Deal award brought to you in association with Kool Aid?

- What was the QPR NYC moment of the year and who does Dun think is is Terrible?

- Who had great banter and what was the loveliest of lovely stuff?

- Which Ex-QPR player is most likely to appear on the podcast?

- Who is our new feeder club? Who has Karma bitten on the backside?

- Who wins at New Yorking and who is the most devious b*stard in town? Who is manifesting democracy the most?

- Who is the most remembered lad? Who achieved the most at QPR NYC? and who was our best pod guest?

-and of course, who was our band of the year (and will you be able to see them live?)

- In other business...

- If you know Seinfeld, then you'll know George Costanza. QPR NYC The Podcast introduces a brand new literary feature: Ja Cob'stanzas

- Blighty Bulletin. Andy keeps us a breast of inflation issues within the Green Party.

- Last lovely stuff of the season

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Your host Sam..erm Andy, Ant and Dun, who returns from his own gardening leave with green fingers and a freshly trimmed bush round up a busy couple of weeks in QPR country.

- Burnley mow down the R's, who can't stem the bleeding.

- Weeded out: Poplar manager Cifuentes turfed out on gardening leave after West Brom interest leeked

- For he's a jolly good fallow. Thanks Marti, Sorry to see you leaf but has his legacy been soiled?

- Clearly not everything was rosy at HQ.

- Morning Glory at the Stadium of Light. Calm and Betsy hydrangers behind the scenes issues with win at Sunderland.

- Sunderland, entrenched in the play off spots, rest on their laurels. QPR dig deep for all three points

- Kelman blossoms at Leyton Orient - Wins Golden Boot

- Early recruitment to bear fruit? Will Pearman to bloom at QPR?

- Orchids are alright! Development Squad plant the seeds for a bright future

- Pierre the market favorite for manager. Will Sage have thyme to bed in before pre-season?

- Knicks live close to the hedge, cut down the Celtics to take game 1

- NFL draft - Jets and Giants cherry pick their future stars, while Shadeur plucked late by the Browns

- Treemendous Stuff, Lovely stuff.

- Andy Fernishes us with some lads to remember

- QPR NYC favorites Sunday (1994) branch out on their own for their debut tour. We are rooting for them so hard!

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Well, what a week that was. Your regular host Andy pulled a Jonathan Varane, and withdrew late with an undisclosed injury, so Ant, goes full Morgan Fox and steps in at the last minute to join Dun to dissect a busy old week (but without the own goal)

- A bloody good Friday - It was the best of Schaffers...

- How can you not notice a big lump like Lindsey at the far post?

- Marti makes some impact subs

- Smythy gets away with his impact (for a short while at least)

- Frey bullies the ball in the back of the net to equalise with 5 minutes to go

- Koki Sait-OW! Shoulder Dislocated.

- "Locate Dis!" Lucas no longer a naughty boy, was our messiah on good Friday right at the death.

- We had to resurrect the Lucas Music

- A bloody poor Monday - It was the worst of schaffers...

- Good job we're mathematically safe, Swansea had our number.

- Americans don't have Easter Monday as a holiday some of us have to work

- QPR fans generally United on Sutton's debut. Academy product Emerson gets his first taste of first team football.

- Fox helps Swans take flight

- Darling, we're 2-0 down.

- Madsen to Dembele again get us back in it

- Strong finish, came up short. (Am I allowed to say short?)

- We're safe. Good job as it's tighter than our FFP headway down at the bottom

- If QPR brought in a 25 goal striker from League 1 next season, you've be delighted. So why are we unsure about Charlie Kelman?

- Season almost over, we can put our feet up, nothing to see here.

- Oh...every. damn. time...

- Let's Frost/Nixon the elephant in the room. Marti v Nourry. A heavyweight last man standing battle. Only one can survive! (apparently...). Is it a Paella Bull**t?

- (Please don't buy The Sun - It's the National Enquirer of Fox News of Newspapers)

- Podcastapalooza this week. WSL and W12 go 60 Minutes with interviews and insight with the Head of Methodology on WSL and Ilias on W12. QPR Pod went more OAN with a balanced nuanced discussion.

- Conclusion: Can every one be like Xavi and just be Calm.

- Man, we could do with some lovely stuff after all that - So, Steve Lamacq, Pulp & Jam and there has been some bloody great TV this year.

- Predictions . Any chance we can get the ball in Burnley's net. No one else can. They've conceded 10 less goals than Kelman has scored!

- Soft Play on Sunday and Ant manifests concerts.

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Your host Andy, Ant and Dun feel a lot lighter than they did during the last podcast, after better football and better results, which is of course ,the Loveliest of All The Lovely Stuff.

- Dun's on the beach and forgets to write the match report for Oxford!

- A marked improvement from Madsen, 2 games, 2 assists

- R's have a Field Day - We're just that much better with Sam

- Own Goal's impressive season for the Rangers continues

- QPR down to 10 men, then 11, then 10, then back to 11.

- ...and let Oxford back into the game.

- However, another timely Yangbang makes 11 minutes of injury time much more palatable.

- Another point closer to safety vs the play off chasing Robins

- First half great, second half just OK.

- Dembele rises like a salmon to head home

- Earthy soils Nardi's Clean Sheet

- A scoreless homecoming for Dickie and Wells, with a cameo from Sinclair Armstrong.

- Kolli sticks one away at the end...away in the Westfield Shopping Centre.

- 50 points and almost safe, which is the Loveliest of all the lovely stuff

- Cookie staying? Kelman, Larkeche and Pearman incoming!

- Oskar Hinderance to be a help next season?

- Bimbo Coles, Percy Pigs - Lovely Stuff.

- The QPR NYC lads (and partners, and mums). NO! THIS IS THE LOVELIEST OF ALL THE LOVELY STUFF

- Dun struggles to remember some lads.

- A busy easter weekend may decide the QPR NYC Prediction competition. Who gets to take home the Schaffer Trophy?

- Hives in the rain, and My Son The Doctor are laughing at the Park Rangers on their new album

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Your host Andy, Ant and Dun cover Saturday's snoozefest vs Cardiff along with the usual mixed grill of talking points, New Yorking, lovely stuff, lad remembering with side order of sausage.

- That's 90 minutes of our lives that we're never getting back

- Sky Sports sums it up succinctly

- At least we didn't lose a 'must not lose' game

- Solid defending, but impotent going forward

- We're never scoring again, but we finally have a 20 goal a season striker

- Six games to safety

- The chasing pack get a point closer

- Return of the cavalry? Kolli and Frey on the way back?

- Ilias back before season end?

- We need to talk about Marti

- The return of Neil Warnock to Loftus Road

- Big Eric Energy. Exonerated and Independent

- Dun and Florida wins the bracket challenge

- Signs of resistance coming out of Penn Station and across America

- British Home Counties AI Word Salad

- We remember some lads

- Predicting the next two games. Ant clocks in for a Factory shift on Saturday

- Dun's romantic anniversary and Ant's huge sausage delivery

- Introducing the Mayor of New Bantzterdam!

ANDY'S BACK! Ant and Dun join him to dissect the week in QPR and New York

- Andy remembers some of his favorite kits

- A true and fair election (this time) - A Home Kit Draft results special.

- The less said about Stoke City away the better. So not much is said.

- 7 games to save the season

- ...but do we have a team to play in them?

- Cardiff and Oxford in poor form, but QPR rock bottom of the form table

- Celine Dion fires to the U21s to Quarter final glory

- This week in New Yorking - Dun a victim of crime in McDonalds, Torpedo Bats, Basket ball Fails and a QB Controversy already brewing at the Giants

- Lovely stuff - Baseball opening day, Florence & Bush trimming

- Carl's Jnr heads to Cardiff

- Let's remember some lads

- Predictions - Furs wins it for the R's vs Cardiff

- Stereophonics brings all the girls to the yard, and Magnetic Fields attracts music fans to Tarrytown.

Still no Andy. He's probably bought that cheap house in Italy and we'll never see him again. So your host Ant, Dun and returning Sam Satchell take a look at the Leeds United home game, talking points, this week in New Yorking, There's some lovely stuff and draft some home kits

- Aaronsen assists, Saito Scores

- Captain Cook sails above the defense to make it two

- 2-0 is the most dangerous scoreline in football

- See it through to half time...oh

- Don't concede in the 5 minutes after half time. They didn't

- but 15 seconds later...

- Ref Tim Robinson says to Koki 'I think you should leave'

- You'd have taken that at the start of the game

- This squad is thinner than an after eight mint

- Is Ilias just too good for this lot?

- Loans? A necessary evil or helping out other teams?

- BODEGA CATS SPECIAL

- Some LOVELY STUFF

- The results of the Away Kit Draft (A Democracy Manifest special)

- SHENANIGANS!

- Dun's mum is a big fan of the Dryworld Duck Egg Blue shirt

- Who won? Listen and you shall find out (It asn't Steve...)

- THE HOME KIT DRAFT 95-25

- Should this have been a two parter?

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Wait a second? Where's Andy?

Your host Ant, Dun and the returning Steve Gallen (Not that Steve Gallen) take a stab at making sense of the last few days of QPR, which is hard as not many minutes were actually seen by the panel

- West Brom. Nil Points.

- Rangers pay the penalty for having only one shot on target

- Boro. Nil Points

- Will Jimmytar Berbatov become a thing?

- Will Charlie Kelman become a thing next season?

- Another injury for Ilias. A season of terrible injury luck

- Nervously looking over our shoulder?

- New Colossus in New York, Jalen does more than Knick his ankle and twerking a double shift

- Some lovely stuff. Do we have a future Olympian in the QPR NYC family?

- As Andy literally holds all the cards, we can't remember some lads...

- So let's remember some kits instead. THE FIRST QPR NYC DRAFT - AWAY KITS 2000-2025.

- Ant, Dun and Steve take turns to pick their 5 favorite away shirts of the 21st century. Who has the acquired the best rack of shirts? Who knows? It's a Lotto-ry.

- After a Terrifying reverse Shaffer, it's Leeds at home. Humans are not as optimistic as AI

- Ant! Bravo. Well done for hosting!

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ANT'S BACK! Joining your host Andy and regular Dun to dissect QPR's performance against the Blades. We need lovely stuff, as it's been one hell of a week over here.

- Good turn out at the Factory. Our flag is back!

- Decent performance by the R's, but not quite enough

- Parachute Payments not a level playing field

- Hamza Chowdhury. You lucky lucky boy

- Chris Wilder not happy with the ref. Did he catch him eating a sandwich?

- A worse midfield without Sam Field?

- Cuomo Coming for Adams

- Menafee/Adams

- America Russian to embarrass themselves on the world stage

- After this week, boy do we need some lovely stuff.

- Having a flipping great time in Stafford

- We remember (and have met) some lads

- West Brom and Boro predictions

- New Colossus Festival Week. A treasure trove of bands that Andy thinks I made up...

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