Emerson Dameron's Carnal Candyland is a sexy and philosophical Bite-Sized Erotic Thriller from the strange world of Competitive Psychedelic Cheerleading. 

Candy is the world's most present and passionate psychedelic cheerleader... until her ex's cynical machinations get her booted from the squad. When she opts for a synesthetic vision quest, it's clear her adventure is only beginning.

Inspired by Voltaire, Terry Southern, Terrence McKenna, and you.

This story exists in three mixes:

• This one right here
• Another one available on Bandcamp
• A third will premiere on the next proper episode of Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes, S5E7: The Best of All Possible Eyes Without a Face.

Words and music by Emerson Dameron, host of Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes, the only avant-garde personal development program that matters, as well as the home of the Bite-Sized Erotic Thrillers. I love you, personally. Levity saves lives.

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The flaming potpourri!  Riffs, rants, rambles, gems, jewels, storytelling, etc. It's a show about infinity, nothingness, and everything in between.

Get lost in liminality with Emerson Dameron, LA's number-one avant-garde motivational speaker, Bloomsday birthday buddy with Tupac Shakur, and your witty and wounded romantic hero. Levity saves lives.

Music by Visions of the Universe and Emerson Dameron.
https://visionsoftheuniverse.bandcamp.com/
https://emersondameron.bandcamp.com/

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It's war all the time, friend.

Featuring the return of audience favorite Sophie Antisocial in an all-new Bite-Sized Erotic Thriller.

Music by Mr. Pancakes and Emerson Dameron.

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A puzzled, reflective, and furtively passionate man makes an affection connection - and now he needs protection. Join him on the run from her ferocious fatwa - and his hidden, forbidden, dangerous desires.

The Love Bomber is a Bite-Sized Erotic Thriller by Emerson Dameron, available for download on Emerson Dameron's Metta Bomb:
https://emersondameron.bandcamp.com/album/metta-bomb

A different mix appears in Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes S5E2: Sultry Secrets of Pulse-Pounding Passion:
https://www.buzzsprout.com/546856/13862242

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Quick announcement about some of my IRL meatspace doings.

If you are in the Los Angeles area, I will appear Live! on Risk! The live storytelling show that goes there! On Tuesday, April 16th, at the Lyric Hyperion.

Get yr tickets so it won't be crickets.

If you are not in the LA area, I'll do it anyway. Your life will be touched by the second-order effects of the pure thrills of the attendees at that show as I kill them softly with my song.

it will be a true story, a story of true love of the sort that perhaps only I am capable of. There will be no obfuscation or nebulosity. You'll have a great time, and so will I, especially if you are there.

Tickets are available! But, for how long?

Show up, hang out together, and only together, we will end the loneliness epidemic.
 
You don't have to do anything. I will provide the entertainment. All you have to do is sit there. You don't even have to laugh. I don't want you to laugh unless you want to. Or unless you laugh involuntarily. That's the best kind. 

Tuesday, April 16th, the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles. Be there. It's the only thing in Los Angeles that night worth doing.

Throw off the shackles of strict self-definition! Feel the fluid flow! Discover the insights and epiphanies that await you in the blue soup of the liminal.

Includes a round of Ask a Sadist, a sermon from The People of the Screaming Release, and an apology for the inappropriate use of the Metta Bomb.

Produced, written, and performed by Emerson Dameron. Music by Emerson Dameron, except for the Ask a Sadist loop by the inimitable Chris Rogers.

Levity saves lives.

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Sex sells — but who's lying?

Dive into a seductive world of corporate intrigue and agency life with Deception's Desire,  a Bite-Sized Erotic Thriller by Emerson Dameron — with a touch of office horror and a twist of ASMR.

In a boundary-pushing, morally compromised advertising agency, a gung-ho ad exec mixes friction and flirtation with his new foil, a tender but tenacious creative director.

As he compromises his professional ethics and slides into nihilistic self-deception, she pushes back with more risk-taking creative work.

But only when they find themselves lonely and vulnerable do they start to understand themselves, each other, and their genuinely decadent and dangerous deeper desires.

Deception's Desire is a special production of Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes, LA's #1 avant-garde personal development program, the only good podcast, and the home of the Bite-Sized Erotic Thrillers.

Produced, written, and performed by Emerson Dameron, with gratitude to Urban Dictionary and the Arbinger Institute.

Also available on Bandcamp. Support the arts.

If you dug this one, check out Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes S5E2: Sultry Secrets of Pulse-Pounding Passion: A Night of Bite-Sized Erotic Thrillers by Emerson Dameron.

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LoveBites is a collection of samples, snippets, nougaty nuggets, gems, jewels, and other delights from Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes, LA's #1 avant-garde personal development program.

Episodes premiere first Wednesdays of the month on KCHUNG and are then available as the only good podcast.

The show is the work of Emerson Dameron, who is solely responsible for its content.  Levity saves lives.

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Tonight's episode is a tribute to Stanley Milgram—and a reminder to trust the experts, distinguished by their coats and clipboards.

It includes:

• Gems, jewels, and avant-garde life advice to help you become who you are—if not someone far superior
• Advice from Ask a Sadist, LA's most feared agony columnist
• How to use meditation for dominance and revenge
• Two Bite-Sized Erotic Thrillers:
  • A rogue behavioral science experiment that punishes bad taste
  • A dark love triangle of cults, wine, drugs, graffiti, karaoke, shock humor, transgressive literature, and abysmal communication
• ...and more!

CW: Emotional abuse, drug abuse, cynical and dubious life advice, hate, misery, various forms of sex and violence, severe depression, suicide.
Emerson Dameron bears sole responsibility for the content of this show. If you'd rather skip this one, it's all good. Take care of yourself.

Music by Mr. Pancakes, Chris Rogers, and Emerson Dameron.

Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes is a production of Emerson Dameron and KCHUNG.

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Indulge in an hour of intimate intrigue with Sultry Secrets of Pulse-Pounding Passion: A Night of Bite-Sized Erotic Thrillers, a production of Emerson Dameron’s Medicated Minutes.

Dive into a world where decadent excess meets libertine indulgence, where intense power struggles and philosophical debates heighten the thrill of desire, where you’ll witness the delicate dance of dominance and submission and navigate a world of uninhibited sensuality...

Sultry Secrets of Pulse-Pounding Passion: An Evening of Bite-Sized Erotic Thrillers is a journey into the realms of pleasure, where dark desires are unveiled and erotic frontiers are explored.

Written, performed, and produced by Emerson Dameron, with additional music by Mr. Pancakes.  The line "Oh, I guess I'm into that now," is from my friend Becky Feldman.

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