Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes

Science-backed strategies for handling heartbreak. A round of Ask a Sadist. A Bite-Sized Erotic Thriller. What might happen if you were the size of your cat and vice versa?

All this and more in November's episode of Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes, LA's #1 avant-garde personal development program, with your witty and wounded romantic hero, Emerson Penn Dameron, III, who does what he can because it's the most he can do.

Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes is a production of KCHUNG.

Music by Chris Rogers, Patrizio, Rage Sound, and  Visions of the Universe.

Written, performed, produced, and created by Emerson Dameron, who is solely responsible for its content. Take me to court.

Levity saves lives.

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The Cynical Life Coach is uncouth, unbuttoned, and untrammeled, and he has no reason to lie to you. And you have no reason not to listen to him unless you want to keep living in mortal fear of your own pleasure and power.

People have told you life is not about winning or losing. These people are, to a one, lying cowards, each with a strong incentive to trick you into continuing to lose. 

Get the straight-no-chaser #lifeadvice your parents, your bosses, your insecurely attached lovers, and the rest of your mortal enemies don’t want you to know. 

The Cynical Life Coach is a recurring fixture on LA’s number-one avant-garde personal development program Emerson Dameron’s Medicated Minutes.

http://cynicallifecoach.com/

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I don’t want enlightenment. I want to make art. I want sufficient health, wealth, and freedom to make art that needs to exist. If I get filthy rich doing it, I want that to happen before I get enlightened. It’s more fun that way, and fun is the law.

You get:

• Life-altering creative inspiration, wisdom, and insight from the Cynical Life Coach, LA’s number-one avant-garde motivational speaker
• a fresh round of Ask a Sadist
• and more!

Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes, LA's #1 avant-garde personal development program, is a production of KCHUNG.

The music is by Chris Rogers and Visions of the Universe.

Your producer, director, writer, and witty and wounded romantic lead is Emerson Penn Dameron, lII.

Referenced episode: “This Is How We Do It in Paradise City.”

Send questions for the Cynical Life Coach and the Sadist through Emerson's Instagram.

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Know what you have a right to be wrong about. Recalibrate your moral compass for tough times. Learn things you didn't know about people who don't, in the conventional sense, exist. All that and more on Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes, LA's #1 avant-garde personal development program.

Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes is a production of KCHUNG. Donate to KCHUNG today.

Music by Visions of the Universe and AHOAMI. Written, performed, produced, and created by Emerson Dameron, who is solely responsible for its content.

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I've released an Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes sampler on Bandcamp, with some of my favorite segments from 2020-23 and a couple of unreleased treats.

https://emersondameron.bandcamp.com/album/an-emerson-damerons-medicated-minutes-reader

Get a taste of the show, support me and my art, and Do The Work with LA's number-one avant-garde personal development program. You know you want to.

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https://emersondameron.bandcamp.com/album/an-emerson-damerons-medicated-minutes-reader

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Thank you! I love you, personally. Even more than before, which I didn't believe was possible. Levity saves lives (at least for now).

Accept your mediocrity. Give up your dreams. Enjoy your hobbies. And free yourself to go fully off the rails.

Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes is a production of KCHUNG. Donate to KCHUNG today.

Music by Visions of the Universe. Written, performed, produced, and created by Emerson Dameron, who is solely responsible for its content.

Portions of tonight's show are self-plagiarized from Emerson's pieces on Recommend If You Like.

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Midsummer bonus! In line with his thoroughly understandable obsession with erotic thrillers, Emerson Dameron wrote a riff on Adrian Lyne's cursed masterpiece 9 1/2 Weeks for Seen on Screen.

You can leave your hat on as you read it here: https://medium.com/seen-on-screen/the-timeless-magnetic-pull-of-9-1-2-weeks-361596e4702d

Watch Emerson's growing collection of Bite-Sized Erotic Thrillers here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQPYgNTZ_lk&list=PLD6nHS6WZD_9EizYnkcXnypSNBl8GaAXm

Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes returns to KCHUNG on Wednesday, August 2, 2023, at 7:00 pm Pacific, on the Chinatown stream: https://www.kchungradio.org/stream

To support the show, donate to KCHUNG now, while you're thinking about it:  https://www.kchungradio.org/donate

Thank you. For everything. <3

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LA's #1 avant-garde personal development program will help you break all your bad habits but one.

Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes is a production of KCHUNG. Donate to KCHUNG today.

Music by Visions of the Universe, Jesse Spillane, uhanoffski, and AHOAMI. Written, performed, produced, and created by Emerson Dameron, who is solely responsible for its content.

"Everybody Wants Me" is heavily indebted to "The Loved One" and "The Loved One (Remix)" by Joe Frank, Emerson's #1 artistic hero. If you don't know Joe, check him out immediately.

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"Salacity in Bloom" is a Bite-Sized Erotic Thriller by Emerson Dameron.

CW: Sex, violence, bad relationships, wall-to-wall assholes

It's a bonus Bloomsday celebration with Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes, LA's #1 avant-garde personal development program.

Emerson Dameron's Medicated Minutes is a production of KCHUNG. Donate to KCHUNG today.

Music by Visions of the Universe.

Written, performed, produced, and created by Emerson Dameron, your witty and wounded romantic hero.

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He's a sadist with a heart of rugged gold. He wants to hurt you in the ways that most help you. And it means the world to him when you let him be mean to you. It's the return of "Ask a Sadist!"

Have questions for the Sadist? Have you tried to solve your problems yourself? If so, and you're still stuck, contact Emerson Dameron through Instagram.

"Ask a Sadist" premiered on "This Is How We Do It in Paradise City."

This episode also includes a new bite-sized erotic thriller and another tale of Beach Life.

The show is a production of KCHUNG. The music is Chris Rogers, Ohmu, and Visions of the Universe. Your producer, director, writer, and witty and wounded romantic lead is Emerson Penn Dameron, III.

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