EMMY AND IAN NEED HELP

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Dying to know what goes down at all those Los Angeles influencer parties? Emmy and Ian will tell you everything about what really happens behind the scenes of all the pictures and TikToks. 

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Emmy and Ian are finally back into a groove and they're using their allotted time here to talk to you about a CONSIDERATE amount of THINGS that have little to no context or relation to each-other. Some of these things include but are not limited to; legalizing illicit drugs, licking frogs, throwing up in parking lots, and servers at restaurants who are jackholes. Its a mish-mosh cornucopia of listen to this right now. 

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Surprise! Ian is BACK! and he's running the show solo! That is until he is abruptly interrupted by Emmy who was hiding in the podcast studio the entire time. Without pause, Emmy leaps onto the table and hurls her body at Ian breaking his clavicle, knee, cheek bone, and tailbone. He is Suing and we're not allowed to say more at this time...but if you're still reading this go comment the 🍆 emoji on all of emmy's socials

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Let's be honest... this podcast is serious and it's a very make or break environment. Not everyone (Ian) can make the cut. This week Emmy talks about her experiences in high school where she accidentally started a giant anime cult, just like you see in every teen movie, right? If you're still reading, go comment the snake emoji on all of Ian's socials! Ok byeeeee

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This week Emmy and Ian discuss their pact to show their private squares to each other and Emmy’s adventures at fashion week with Debby Ryan *hair tuck* and James Corden. A packet of honey mustard from McDonalds is indeed tearing their relationship apart, but they’re headed to couples therapy after this. First they had to take off their clown makeup though. Confused? You’ll have to checkout the YouTube version on Friday to understand. 

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Emmy and Ian lost their podcast a few weeks ago due to incredible circumstances that they can barely explain. That being said, they're back now and in a new location with a lot of updates to share. Listen now. 

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Emmy and Ian talk about the dynamic between tiktok comments and creators, their recent google search history, and which old men are attractive. Listen in to hear what HBO show Ian is featured in and meet Emmy’s Uncle Allen!

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