Do you want to win a ZERO expenses paid vacation with Emily and Jess? This contest may or may not be a bit. A wide variety of hard-hitting issues are discussed in this episode, including adult women selling girl scout cookies for their kids and the phenomenon on everyone's mind: age regression!!!! 

Are massage parlors sexual/can you make them sexual? Also, how hard is it to run a kid over with your car? Can you just leave a cult? Important questions to think about.