Host and "Main Guy" Hollis Mulwray carries the water for contestant and professional flashlight repairman J.J. Gittes (playing for his nameless charity) and dyslexic Noah "Norah" Cross, the 1974 Paste Eating Champion of the United States (playing for his charity Hymen Transplants).

Categories include:

• Launch

• Moon

• Orbit

• Space

• Star

• Sun

LEGAL ADDENDUM: Our attorneys insist that we apologize in advance to 13-year-old girls, Jack Nicholson, and that teen-fucking, kid-diddling, jug-eared, sex-offending puke Roman Polanski.

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