During the government shutdown, while OSHA took some time off, Main Guy Juan Tutreefor was busy excluding “model” and “serial” from his searches to find a number of stories featuring numbers.

There were ten stories to begin with, but Deep State (or our old friend from India) had other ideas.

This Guy (Tyler Nall), That Guy (Harry Snailtrail), the Research Department and live audience member Fuckin' Tom had to count down to the bitter end.

Por favor, disfruta!

The Grand Wizard saddles up, lights his torch and riles up the ignorant mob with fiery rhetoric about race! The mob includes Peter Winkler, Avin Ashag, and the Research Department. 

This one is so controversial, the Deep State kept crashing our computer!

Categories include:

• Bus
• Car 
• Golf Cart
• Face
• Tire
• Tree

Happy Halloween, free-feeders!

This one is as disorganized and careless as a black widow web.

Host Jerry Atric pulls some random strands from his ass and weaves tales designed to snare the attention of Pud Huff, Dildo Swaggins, and the Research Department.

Categories include:

• Air
• Ball
• Backbone
• Dick
• Head
• Manifold
• Spray

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After suckling another related episode, Scooter Fudgestein, Harry Holler, Frankie Fisterass, and the Research Department will officially spit out the pink part. Maybe.

Six well-rounded stores about breasts are bouncing your direction! (It could'a been seven, but you’re apparently not on our Patreon $5 tier)

#bigbopper #breastpump #california #kennyloggins #mammogram #pinch #pissbreak #pollockjokes #poke #stripped #tejas #truckdick #whichguy #windshield

Things are still a bit nipply here in Pink Eye Studios. Boyle Dribblins pulls his mouth off the teat long enough to tell Pa Blo, Huge Snuts, and the Research Department eight stories about milk.

Trick or Teat! Dusky Areola gets Emilio Earhardt, Buster Cornholer, and the Research Department all perked up. This one’s about all kinds of nipples.

#kentuckyjelly #blowjob #environmental #sawzall #stanchion #impaled #freon #muppet #thrown #mud #spider #Texas #pop #FarrahFawcett #hanoijane #barbarella #duranduran #accident #osha #schadenfreude #dark #blackhumor #beer #belching #crude #comedy #gallowshumor #mature #morbid #pottymouths #profanity #researchdepartment #tasteless #vulgar

After an extended period of “pre-gaming” we finally got around to the Main Event. Dean Keystink, Stu Pedaso, Lenny Dykefister, and the Research Department land on the RECORD button. In total there were 4-hours of drunken blather before, during, and after this mess and this is all Main Guy could salvage for an episode.

Categories include:

• A Kite
• Ash
• Backward
• Could’a Been A
• In
• Tundish

#accident #beer #belching #blackhumor #blowjob #comedy #crude #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #injury #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #profanity #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #vulgar #lemmysmole #belalugosisdad #shitfaced #drunk #ozzy #wisconsin #dado #donorcycle #kickback #alabama #molten #burns #moisture #unhinged #georgia #hornse #marielboatlift

Stand back! Something might flop out and hit ya right between the eyes! Sandy Bumcum “fasten"-ates J.G. Wentworth, Mike Lit, and the Research Department with stories about zippers!

DISCLAIMER: Some dipshit grabbed the wrong mike and threw off each channel’s pre-defined settings, so this one sounds shittier than usual—even worse than S3 E8: Shitty EQ!

Host Lando Dufree tells some cute little Employee #-versus-robot stories to Ed Kazinsky, Juan Tubang, and the Research Department.

Unplug your Amazon Alexa (and your Hitachi Magic Wand) . . .

Shit gets fruity. This one gets sidetracked quite a bit, but Lou Sassol, Red Oxcock, Pat McCock, and the Research Department eventually squeeze the juice out of stories from the following categories:

• Berries
• Cherry
• Cherry Picker
• Citrus
• Fruit and Nut
• Fruit and Veggies
• Grape