Employee #1 - The Industrial Accident Podcast

Twelve! Count 'em TWELVE stories for an extra-long tenth episode! That's 100% extra than those other puny six-story episodes we put out.

Hosts Bob Jombie, Dudley Smith, and Peter "Pecker" Wood discuss multiple tales with multiple employees.

accident

assholesandelbows

beer

belching

blackcocoacontrolroom

blackhumor

bullet

comedy

confinedspace

crane

crude

dark

equipotentialzone

gallowshumor

georgiamud

hawktuah

industrialaccident

kentuckyjelly

kyjelly

mature

morbid

mulipletakes

mutualofomaha

osha

pottymouths

researchdepartment

schadenfreude

superfluousending

tasteless

vulgar

woodchipper

Mayor Larry Vaughn, the unnamed “This Guy” and Dutchman Ben Gherkinoff step off the sand and into the salty, blood-stained water of Employee #1’s claim to fame among family and friends. Somebody refers to a “dorso” fin.

You’re gonna need a bigger beer.

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In what might just be the most poorly equalized podcast in audio history, hosts Skid Flufutter, Melvin Methmouth and Justin Hermuff discuss horrible things that happened on Employee #1's last day at work. Among other things . . .

#accident #alcohol #belching #blackhumor #bumpcap #california #comedy #confinedspace #crude #dark #gallowshumor #genderfluid #glassblower #headscarf #homedepot #hughglass #implement #industrialaccident #lathe #malarkey #mature #mensarejects #morbid #nutsack #nuttapper #osha #pistachio #pottymouths #revenant #schadenfreude #silo #smothered #supersack #tasteless #vulgar

Hosts Ron Hodgkins, Ol’ Carl Suction Tube (again), and Dixon Hersnatch peel back their hoods and rub their heads together over a pile of accidents that somehow involve something to do with bubbles.

We had a new Patron. But before the episode got edited, she downgraded her subscription! Talk about bursting our bubble!

#Tom #accident #belching #blackhumor #bluewaffles #Calsifornia #clown #comedy #crude #gallowshumor #Hitler #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pissface #pottymouths #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #undinism #undinist #vulgar #watersports

Zimm Zamm discusses some fishy incidents with Pilgrim Penhurst and Holden Demtitties.

On a rare and heartfelt serious note: RIP Abby. You were amazing--even when you interrupted every recording. We love you and will never forget you. Sadie and Conway are carrying on in your honor.

Spliff McKinley, Ol' Carl Suction Tube, and Bruce McCoochie discuss a grab bag of stories.

Research Department describes an interaction with a homeless guy.

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#accident #blackhumor #comedy #crude #dark #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar

Main Guy: Roger Themall

This Guy: Toro Johnson

That Guy: Willie Layer

The panel discusses stories related to printing.

Hosts get distracted.

Hosts discuss stories about special effects...and other special things.

No spoilers here.