Hosts discuss stories about special effects...and other special things.

No spoilers here.

Just the facts, ma'am.

Contestants:

• The Virgin Connie Swail

• Pep Streebeck

Host: 

• Emil Muzz

Categories:

• Black

• Magic

• Woman

• Devil

• Blue 

• Dress

Host and "Main Guy" Hollis Mulwray carries the water for contestant and professional flashlight repairman J.J. Gittes (playing for his nameless charity) and dyslexic Noah "Norah" Cross, the 1974 Paste Eating Champion of the United States (playing for his charity Hymen Transplants).

Categories include:

• Launch

• Moon

• Orbit

• Space

• Star

• Sun

LEGAL ADDENDUM: Our attorneys insist that we apologize in advance to 13-year-old girls, Jack Nicholson, and that teen-fucking, kid-diddling, jug-eared, sex-offending puke Roman Polanski.

#accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature#morbid #osha#pottymouths #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar

My boss at work tells me that my written communications are too wordy. "Summarize! Use bullet points," he says...

Host:

• Billy Ray Valentine

Contestants:

• Randolph Duke
• Mortimer Duke
• Hans Nono

Charities:

• Stop Playing the Same Three Christmas Songs in Stores
• Stop All This Christmas Bullshit Before Thanksgiving

Categories include:

• Boat
• Car
• Motorcycle
• Plane
• Scooter
• Truck

#accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #vulgar

Jim Chimney hosts a game between Chim Panzee and Angus Stinkhole! There's real money at stake here. Which charity will get a bit of a boost: "Dog Voicebox Removal for Dogs Less Than 80 Pounds" or "The Immediate Ban of the Know-It-All Football Guy at the Bar"?!

Betcha can't hardly wait!

Categories include:

• Jesus

• Rides

• Beside

• Never

• Buys

• Smokes

Welcome to the shit-show. Sir F. Real plays for "Fuck NASA" against Richard Ramdatazz who hopes his charity "The Foundation for Elderly Kittens" gets some change in its litter box. Joe Blob hosts.

Categories include:

• major

• log

• jam

• flush

• overflow

• plunge

Some guy named Ron Dickles thinks he can win all the money for his charity "Shear Pins on Mobility Scooter Seats" while another jerk-off wanna-be honkey pimp calls himself Harry Poppins thinks he's gonna take a windfall for his charity "Holler for a Ho."

Categories include:

• Never

• Look

• Back

• Ready

• Aim

• Fire

A rascal named Len Guini tries to keep a lid on things so they don't boil over. 

Oh, almost forgot, if you were in the northern Utah area last week, there was a very cool Halloween-themed car show/art auction called Kulture Krash. All proceeds benefited the children's charity Angel's Hands Foundation. It was at Copperton Park on Saturday, October 7th starting at 9:00 am. 

Some voices you might recognize might have had a booth and might be giving away stickers and might have sold one t-shirt and nobody bought a coffee mug.

#accident #blackhumor #california #comedy #crude #dark #eyelid #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #lathe #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #ppe #schadenfreude #vulgar

Contestant Marv the Butcher plays for his charity Make Every City Park a Peanut Farm, against Ricardo Hard who hopes to win the prize money for his pet project, the Institute of Undescended Testicles. Jor L. Thundernuts hosts.

Come get your Ayn Rand fix.

Categories include:

• Earth
• Wind
• Fire
• Stiff
• Little 
• Fingers

In a historic first, Shawna Forbush joins as the first female contestant! 

Within two minutes she quits. 

Touch Connors wants to blow up the moon, while Craven Morcucchi wants to fund the Society for Redundancy Society. Host Dudley Santana can't quite herd these cats.

Categories include:

• Hand

That's it. Hand.