Dish Warsham, Allan Wrench, and Mike Oxbig take you on a ride down to the farm to show you where Employee #1 used to work. This is the episode where someone old-guy chokes and almost dies during recording.

At long last, the term Kalookio is explained. You are gonna want to hear this!

#atv #accident #allsaintsday #beer #belching #blackhumor #bountifulload #comedy #crude #dark #fuckdoll #fudgepackin #gallowshumor #grapists #hashtag #industrialaccident #injury #kalookio #mature #morbid #motorcycle #osha #peedinkle #pottymouths #researchdepartment #roadhead #schadenfreude #tasteless #temporaryemployee #thump #torso #trauma #vulgar #xray

Welcome to all the new listeners we've gotten since our mention on True Crime Kent!

To celebrate, Father Christmas, Krist Kringle, Sinter Claus and Krampus (The Research Department) would like to take you on a holiday slay ride. Blow the dust off your egg nog and enjoy stories about these categories:

• Caribou

• Chimney

• Christmas Tree 1

• Christmas Tree 2

• Christmas Tree 3

• Gift

• Sleigh

Also, pay attention to the ad at the beginning. That Guy was feeling mighty generous. Join our Patreon $5 tier and get all the $20 tier benefits as long as you keep up with your monthly payments! Offer expires January 31, 2025.

Hosts Roland Z. Hay, Sam Squatch, and Ole C. Cretion get a bit retrospective and discuss things that are defective from a collective perspective.

C-word warning.

What do venereal diseases have to do with industrial accidents? Fuck around and find out.

Helping the listener to scratch what itches are our friends Spiro Keetes AKA "Milky Substance", Casio Motorola, and Rocky "Rock" Hardcock.

Categories include:

Clam

Crabs

The Clap

The Gift

Trick

Hepatitis B

Ding Dong! Boy have we got some tricks and treats for you!

Hosts Emerson Bigguns, Patrick "Pud" Spelunker, and Neil Inlick talk about six people who were Employee #1 for Halloween.

Yes. We realize that this is episode 13 and you haven't heard episode 12 yet. We didn't think you'd enjoy a Halloween episode in November.

Sometimes a reach becomes a stretch. Austin Tasheous, Ernald Vanderhorn, and Heywood Jagarglemynuts have a round-table discussion about what happens when Employee #1's reach exceeds their grasp.

#accident #angellust #applebutter #babysittersclub #beer #belching #blackhumor #Brewery #california #comedy #crude #dark #davidspud #ebonics #forklift #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #insulinpump #morbid #osha #pineapplemargarita #pottymouths #ppe #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #selfpropelled #tasteless #vulgar

Twelve! Count 'em TWELVE stories for an extra-long tenth episode! That's 100% extra than those other puny six-story episodes we put out.

Hosts Bob Jombie, Dudley Smith, and Peter "Pecker" Wood discuss multiple tales with multiple employees.

accident

assholesandelbows

beer

belching

blackcocoacontrolroom

blackhumor

bullet

comedy

confinedspace

crane

crude

dark

equipotentialzone

gallowshumor

georgiamud

hawktuah

industrialaccident

kentuckyjelly

kyjelly

mature

morbid

mulipletakes

mutualofomaha

osha

pottymouths

researchdepartment

schadenfreude

superfluousending

tasteless

vulgar

woodchipper

Mayor Larry Vaughn, the unnamed “This Guy” and Dutchman Ben Gherkinoff step off the sand and into the salty, blood-stained water of Employee #1’s claim to fame among family and friends. Somebody refers to a “dorso” fin.

You’re gonna need a bigger beer.

#accident #amityvillehorror #amputation #belching #blackhumor #boiler #california #cobrawine #comedy #crude #dark #fiberglass #forklift #industrial accident #leadinpencil #mariekaleida #mature #morbid #osha #pottymouths #schadenfreude #sharkfinsoup #smoke #tasteless #tigercock #upcutsaw #vulgar

In what might just be the most poorly equalized podcast in audio history, hosts Skid Flufutter, Melvin Methmouth and Justin Hermuff discuss horrible things that happened on Employee #1's last day at work. Among other things . . .

#accident #alcohol #belching #blackhumor #bumpcap #california #comedy #confinedspace #crude #dark #gallowshumor #genderfluid #glassblower #headscarf #homedepot #hughglass #implement #industrialaccident #lathe #malarkey #mature #mensarejects #morbid #nutsack #nuttapper #osha #pistachio #pottymouths #revenant #schadenfreude #silo #smothered #supersack #tasteless #vulgar

Hosts Ron Hodgkins, Ol’ Carl Suction Tube (again), and Dixon Hersnatch peel back their hoods and rub their heads together over a pile of accidents that somehow involve something to do with bubbles.

We had a new Patron. But before the episode got edited, she downgraded her subscription! Talk about bursting our bubble!

#Tom #accident #belching #blackhumor #bluewaffles #Calsifornia #clown #comedy #crude #gallowshumor #Hitler #industrialaccident #mature #morbid #osha #pissface #pottymouths #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #undinism #undinist #vulgar #watersports