Joe King tells some toe-curling stories to Ketavetouck Litchard and recovering surgery victim Pete O’Phile. Research Department is otherwise occupied with a recovery of her own. Categories include:

• Avulsion
• Gun
• Trimmer
• Bed
• Finger
• Popper

This one will chap ya! Hannibal Recktor puts some gloss on lip stories for Rhett Wayne, Shae Vercooter and the Research Department. 

Oral Roberts serves up six gruesome stories for Dick Bush, the Research Department, and a special guest!

Avast and Merry Christmas, ye pukes!

As a result of another mutiny, Main Guy 2.0 (Whet Fart) commandeers the Captain's chair and holds Clem Chowder, Phil Hole, and the Research Department hostage while he talks about all the scary equipment he works on.

#AIDS #ATV #accident #beer #belching #blackhumor #boiler #butcher #california #careerday #comedy #computercrash #crude #crushed #dark #fermilier #fuckinidiot #gallowshumor #industrialaccident #injury #joystick #kansas #mature #morbid #multipletakes #ohio #oncall #osha #pointzeroonefive #pottymouths #press #profanity #researchdepartment #schadenfreude #tasteless #utah #vulgar

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During the government shutdown, while OSHA took some time off, Main Guy Juan Tutreefor was busy excluding “model” and “serial” from his searches to find a number of stories featuring numbers.

There were ten stories to begin with, but Deep State (or our old friend from India) had other ideas.

This Guy (Tyler Nall), That Guy (Harry Snailtrail), the Research Department and live audience member Fuckin' Tom had to count down to the bitter end.

Por favor, disfruta!

The Grand Wizard saddles up, lights his torch and riles up the ignorant mob with fiery rhetoric about race! The mob includes Peter Winkler, Avin Ashag, and the Research Department. 

This one is so controversial, the Deep State kept crashing our computer!

Categories include:

• Bus
• Car 
• Golf Cart
• Face
• Tire
• Tree

Happy Halloween, free-feeders!

This one is as disorganized and careless as a black widow web.

Host Jerry Atric pulls some random strands from his ass and weaves tales designed to snare the attention of Pud Huff, Dildo Swaggins, and the Research Department.

Categories include:

• Air
• Ball
• Backbone
• Dick
• Head
• Manifold
• Spray

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After suckling another related episode, Scooter Fudgestein, Harry Holler, Frankie Fisterass, and the Research Department will officially spit out the pink part. Maybe.

Six well-rounded stores about breasts are bouncing your direction! (It could'a been seven, but you’re apparently not on our Patreon $5 tier)

#bigbopper #breastpump #california #kennyloggins #mammogram #pinch #pissbreak #pollockjokes #poke #stripped #tejas #truckdick #whichguy #windshield

Things are still a bit nipply here in Pink Eye Studios. Boyle Dribblins pulls his mouth off the teat long enough to tell Pa Blo, Huge Snuts, and the Research Department eight stories about milk.

Trick or Teat! Dusky Areola gets Emilio Earhardt, Buster Cornholer, and the Research Department all perked up. This one’s about all kinds of nipples.

#kentuckyjelly #blowjob #environmental #sawzall #stanchion #impaled #freon #muppet #thrown #mud #spider #Texas #pop #FarrahFawcett #hanoijane #barbarella #duranduran #accident #osha #schadenfreude #dark #blackhumor #beer #belching #crude #comedy #gallowshumor #mature #morbid #pottymouths #profanity #researchdepartment #tasteless #vulgar