Zimm Zamm discusses some fishy incidents with Pilgrim Penhurst and Holden Demtitties.

On a rare and heartfelt serious note: RIP Abby. You were amazing--even when you interrupted every recording. We love you and will never forget you. Sadie and Conway are carrying on in your honor.

Spliff McKinley, Ol' Carl Suction Tube, and Bruce McCoochie discuss a grab bag of stories.

Research Department describes an interaction with a homeless guy.

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Main Guy: Roger Themall

This Guy: Toro Johnson

That Guy: Willie Layer

The panel discusses stories related to printing.

Hosts get distracted.

Hosts discuss stories about special effects...and other special things.

No spoilers here.

Just the facts, ma'am.

Contestants:

• The Virgin Connie Swail

• Pep Streebeck

Host: 

• Emil Muzz

Categories:

• Black

• Magic

• Woman

• Devil

• Blue 

• Dress

Host and "Main Guy" Hollis Mulwray carries the water for contestant and professional flashlight repairman J.J. Gittes (playing for his nameless charity) and dyslexic Noah "Norah" Cross, the 1974 Paste Eating Champion of the United States (playing for his charity Hymen Transplants).

Categories include:

• Launch

• Moon

• Orbit

• Space

• Star

• Sun

LEGAL ADDENDUM: Our attorneys insist that we apologize in advance to 13-year-old girls, Jack Nicholson, and that teen-fucking, kid-diddling, jug-eared, sex-offending puke Roman Polanski.

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My boss at work tells me that my written communications are too wordy. "Summarize! Use bullet points," he says...

Host:

• Billy Ray Valentine

Contestants:

• Randolph Duke
• Mortimer Duke
• Hans Nono

Charities:

• Stop Playing the Same Three Christmas Songs in Stores
• Stop All This Christmas Bullshit Before Thanksgiving

Categories include:

• Boat
• Car
• Motorcycle
• Plane
• Scooter
• Truck

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Jim Chimney hosts a game between Chim Panzee and Angus Stinkhole! There's real money at stake here. Which charity will get a bit of a boost: "Dog Voicebox Removal for Dogs Less Than 80 Pounds" or "The Immediate Ban of the Know-It-All Football Guy at the Bar"?!

Betcha can't hardly wait!

Categories include:

• Jesus

• Rides

• Beside

• Never

• Buys

• Smokes