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Clock Mimicry: A stopped clock is actually a person twice a day.

Mass Transference: Great for getting rid of those extra kilograms by

putting them somewhere else.

Holiday Manipulation: The real spirit of Christmas… was a person.

Magma Embodiment: I’m hot blooded, check it and see; I got this magma

streaming outside of me.

Antler Protrusion: Up, up, and away from your skull.

Slasher Villain Physiology: If you wanted a list of about a dozen slasher

movies, here it is.

Ice Cream Manipulation: Finally, a way to get three scoops in a single

cone.

Healing Weaponry: It’s like giving peace a chance.

Chaos Technology: It’s a remote, it’s a backscratcher, it dices, it slices,

it, uh, burst into flames…

Teeth Manipulation: You think they can do a lot for you now, just wait.