Empowered episodes:

• December 16, 2019334 - Arachnid Manipulation

  Arachnid Manipulation: In Soviet Hogwarts, the spiders gotta follow you!

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• December 13, 2019333 - Tom Arnold Power

  Tom Arnold Power: I wasn’t going to include this but it’s #333 - half the

  number of the beast - which felt appropriate.

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• December 11, 2019332 - Thin Surface Zipping

  Thin Surface Zipping: As misleading as it is suggestive-sounding.

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• December 09, 2019331 - Sound Shield Construction

  Sound Shield Construction: If “La La La I’m not listening” worked on

  bullets.

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• December 06, 2019330 - Apocalyptic Artillery

  Apocalyptic Artillery: I do not know what weapons World War 3 will be

  fought with, but afterwards we’re watching Gilligan’s Isle.

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• December 04, 2019329 - Supernatural Speed

  Supernatural Speed: So fast it’s unnatural, not so fast you’re a ghost.

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• December 02, 2019328 - Newtonian Motion Defiance

  Newtonian Motion Defiance: Nothing’s gonna bring you down.

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• November 29, 2019327 - Terraportation

  Terraportation: Whack-a-mole GO

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• November 27, 2019326 - Illusionary Environment

  Illusionary Environment: Now you see it, now you’re in it!

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• November 25, 2019325 - Damage Reduction

  Damage Reduction: Go from a “7” on the pain chart to like a “4”.

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