Empty The Tank

Empty The Tank

By Evan Brown and Siddeeq AliSociety & CultureNews
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Empty The Tank episodes

  • Mimosas, Eggs and Twerking

    Somehow its December? The weight of 2020 is almost off our shoulders. With that in mind, we investigated the Charity of Nayvadius "Future" Wilburn, why you should cast your life like a movie, should you be able to shake your ass while eating eggs

    and sympathy for an NBA World Champion whose wife is for the streets.

    Enjoy

    Doggy Dogg World - Snoop Dogg and the Dog Pound

    Fashion Killa - ASAP Rocky

    1 hr 40 min
  • Drugs from Amphibians and Racial Pride

    Siddeeq leads off with some motivational advice before we argue about the drugs and hallucinogens that interest us. Specifically, DMT/Toad.

    Somehow that leads us to Wilpon Slander and trade ideas for Francisco Lindor

    Finally, we get into black vs white pride and then Evan bullies people that are bad at math.

    Balance.

    Fuck Jeezy

    Gucci - My Kitchen

    1 hr 12 min
  • Macaroni in the Potato Salad?!

    We had company in the form of our friend, Gio. Although not an official guest we appreciate his two cents in the form of potato salad, and the Henny coquito vs the traditional coquito. Evan and I continued to delve into the likes of woman barbers, Siddeeq's prime rolling years, and our holiday predictions.

    Song - ELI by Fireboy DML

    58 min
  • Final Gripes

    Election talk. Lil Baby should've counted these votes. The black hole that is Law and Order: SVU episodes. A Toxic Workplace. The Garden State has approved the Ganja. We speak about lifting heavy things as well.

    Song - FDT by YG ft. Nipsey Hussle

    49 min
  • Emotional Availability: Maybe You're Just Not The One

    We make our singing debuts while watching the dumpster fire that is NFC East football. (Go Birds) If you pour the milk before the cereal, you may be a killer.

    A special guest/Media consultant from the Bronx makes an appearance and some NSFW comments.

    What is emotional availability? Is it a generalized term or are you just not the one? An American Flag is a Get Out of Jail Free Card.

    "Confidence is the Killer of Insecurity" - Siddeeq Ali

    I Want Your Love - Chic

    1 hr 19 min
  • A Whole Lotta Nada

    A little episode that has no theme and serves no purpose beyond hearing our own voices out loud. It also brought us great joy to revel in our elevation. We spoke about AK-47's to the kneecaps, The Sopranos, and our disdain for every waking moment we're not getting better.

    Song - Cocaine by Robin Thicke

    38 min
  • The Formation of the Raccoon Task Force

    Broadway - Berner and Larry June

    A new era of Simping has begun and Evan's disdain for raccoons has reached a tipping point. He also MAY have a fractured and/or broken toe. The word vibe has to go. Why do Italian mobsters always have cold cuts around? Also Siddeeq has volunteered to be the team mom for the foreseeable future.

    1 hr 9 min
  • The Beating: MTA Edition.

    Wines has become an integral part of life. The Rays have always been there; did you notice them? Be a better man then Evan or get snitched on. Why is this pro-life/pro-choice debate so hard? Its none of ya damn business!

    Song - Car #85 by Nas ft. Charlie Wilson

    1 hr 16 min
  • The Allergy Pod

    Evan's allergies attack him. We record anyway. Lebron wins his 4th ring. We answer a listener request from a close personal friend. We tell you why you're not a pro athlete, and why you should not pretend to be one or ever had the chance. Baseball is absurd. Go Rays.

    Intro: Float On - The Floaters

    Outro: The New Smoove - Baby Smoove

    1 hr 12 min

About Empty The Tank

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2 Former College Teammates banter (and bicker) about Sports, Culture and Today's News for Public Consumption.