Empty The Tank

Empty The Tank

By Evan Brown and Siddeeq AliSociety & CultureNews
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Empty The Tank episodes

  • The Tinted Futures Interview

    "Tint Your Future Your Way"

    We sit down in Soho with the Co-Founders of @tintedfutures, Max and Anito.

    We discuss their brand, their path forward, and their influences.

    And in typical ETT fashion, everything else under the sun. This interview was a ton of fun and Tinted Futures is definitely a brand to keep an eye on going into the future.

    Shout Out to Close Personal Friend @toussaintrosefort for giving us a venue to shoot at!

    Playboi Carti - Rockstar Made

    Brent Faiyaz, Tyler the Creator - Gravity

    1 hr 22 min
  • Texas is Open and Old Men Are Hornier Than Ever: The World is Healing

    We were going to write something clever/funny/moronic to summarize what we talked about and why we talked about it, But even we don't fucking know.

    The following topics were discussed in this episode:

    The work ethic of Dominican teenagers.

    The Re-Opening of Texas

    The horniness of old men- namely Cuomo, Dick Pick Mic (Mickey Callaway), Jared Porter

    How much a kid needs to work to "Make It"

    Hunter Greene Being an Alien

    95mph fastballs being an invitation to violence

    Neither Siddeeq nor Evan can or will ice skate

    We don't double text, unless you're pretty, but pretty women are shitty texters, so in conclusion:

    Happy Monday

    Drake - Lemon Pepper Freestyle

    1 hr 34 min
  • Tru, Tru, Tru, Tru True Say!

    In this episode, we take a dive into Evan's deep side, courtesy of White Claw, we discuss the pure bliss that baseball brings us, (shoutout the baseball moms who not only take us to games but brave the elements to support us),

    70 degree weather gonna have us feeling like COVID never existed,

    $15 minimum wage sounds like a good idea to customers but what about business owners?

    And the pinnacle of Disney channel movies we were blessed with as kids.

    P.S. Evan and Rob are having a High School Musical 3 movie day! Stay tuned for the date!

    Song: FTMU by French Montana

    1 hr
  • We Don't Discriminize - Unless You're Masturbating at Work

    We're back, and so is college baseball.

    Over some of the finest Chinese food Queens has to offer we discussed:

    Blink Fitness being the worst, but not worse than their college's old gym

    Black Athletes Are Starting to Like Baseball (Again)

    We May Be Alcoholics

    Siddeeq tests the limits of the English language

    Evan predicts the disappearance of COVID and loses 30 minutes of audio somehow

    and finally,

    Is it kosher to masturbate at work?

    Bone Apple Tea

    Temperature's Rising - Mobb Deep

    1 hr 3 min
  • EA TRAINING

    Anyone know of two college baseball players who decided to make a difference, and a name for themselves in the baseball world, by guiding and impacting the youth of tomorrow in our national pastime?

    Enter @e.a.trainingllc..

    The duo of @myman_eman7 and @adamconcadoro use modern methods along with a plethora of new technology (so new they’re only 1 of 2 entities to possess this tech in the state of NY) to teach the next generation of baseball players how to be successful in today’s game and the game of the future. Tune in as we discuss their conception, mission, and will to be the biggest name in the baseball analytics/training world.

    1 hr 27 min
  • Florida vs. NYC

    We're back like we left our car keys in the sofa cushions.

    Leading off with comparisons of Florida and NYC baseball, we reflect on our experiences and how they made us the men that we are today. For better or worse.

    Then we talk about our different experiences during conditioning, with Evan explaining his "pacing" himself to beat out the lower rung of runners.

    Finally we speak on our current professions and how we handle ourselves in an environment where we have to deal with older, grumpier people.

    We had fun on this one, bone-apple-tea.

    How Life Sweet - Skillibeng

    1 hr 9 min
  • Valentine's Day Reflections

    We begin by marveling in the magic that is Evan's protein smoothie and then delve into his ideal brunch fit post pandemic. Then, we ask and answer the hard hitting questions that our politicians simply refuse to answer.

    Such as:

    Have you earned the right to have sex with the person of your dreams?

    Is Kevin Samuels a bully or a realist?

    And how should one handle the truth/rejection?

    Eventually we get around to The Origins of Valentine's Day and somehow, Henny Ev is mentioned again. Enjoy.

    Sean Paul - I'm Still in Love with You

    48 min
  • Who's The Real King?

    We're back! On this episode we talk local deli's and the famous bacon, egg, and cheese with its various combinations, we get hype over Godzilla vs. Kong and who we think is the real king and finally we discuss the news about aliens in our world with a segway into the US government and how they track us constantly.

    To the FBI agent listening to this podcast, we hope you enjoy.

    Song: Get Right Witcha by Migos

    1 hr 33 min
  • Is the United States Cooked?

    We have a special, purposely controversial guest on, Zach Farkas, co-creator of The Fix for NY @thefix4newyork.

    He is a man of many words, many ideas and of thinking independently.

    So enjoy and listen with an open mind.

    Ab Soul - Pineal Gland

    1 hr 28 min
  • Green Bubble Excitement

    Excuse our extra "friedness" during this pod. The world taking a toll on ya boys. Regardless we empty the tank on topics such as the close friends list, parking the car for little old ladies, living as a monster instead of dying a good man, countries that we're still on good terms with and MORE! Let us fill your ears with nonsense once again!

    Song - Dubai Shit by Travis Scott & Quavo

    1 hr 7 min

About Empty The Tank

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2 Former College Teammates banter (and bicker) about Sports, Culture and Today's News for Public Consumption.