Empty The Tank

We settle in around the campfire, put on the Red Sox Astros game and reflect on how amazing the game of baseball is right now. Fernando Tatis is a wrecking ball with dreads and a chain and we'd have it no other way.

How long would it take to teach a non baseball person to hit a 80 mph+ ball?

The reality of celebrity spending and Evan lobbies to be Future's accountant.

And then.. we go yacht shopping and discuss aquatic rub and tugs

Oh and Bezos is not the world's daddy.

You're Welcome.

Boats N Hoes - Step Brothers

Siddeeq’s journey into rap music. From undecipherable to Westside Gunn.

Coming to the U.S. by boat/walking through water? Yeah. We’re not built for it.

REGARDLESS of who put those kids in cages; something needs to be done.

1 Step formula to probably not becoming a parent! Wear a condom jackass.

Knicks fans wants the Nets… delusional or confident?

Song: Puss Between Your Legs by Juicy J

Happy Memorial Day!

The weather may have stopped outside but it can't stop us.

We start you off with our usual charming banter, with everything from Putin to obscure sports team logos to Kyrie's unlimited PTO.

Then we get into Marriage.

(32:00) Evan paints a scenario for Siddeeq, in which he is proposed to in the Bronx and peer pressure is abound and extortion a possibility.

(56:00) What if your spouse has a different religion, what religion are the kids? Should they have the same religion for the sake of uniformity?

(1:00:00) Hyphenated Last Names

(1:13:00) What if your kid was El Chapo?

Currency ft. Prodigy (Produced by Alchemist) - The Type

Our parents hit us. Hard. We’re gonna hit our kids. Just not that hard.

Yankees turn a triple play LIVE. Excuse my vulgarity.

Summer gonna get whatever body you give it.. Just call yourself lazy.

Quality of nudes has evolved. Comedic strip clubs?

Evan recounts head coach experiences from the past weekend.

Song: Million Dollar Mansion by Lil Keed ft. Young Thug

Welcome Back Knuckleheads. We lead off with calling people within baseball names because of their ridiculous upholding of "the unwritten rules". Then, Siddeeq anoints himself the under 6 foot spokesperson, for better or worse. Afterwards we discuss therapy, its utility and alternative everyday methods that can be therapy.

After we delve into therapy and its many forms, we focus on the most pressing news item of the year - There are many UFO sightings (apparently for the last few DECADES) and we don't know what the fuck we can do. But we are scared shitless and not afraid of saying it, especially since the SENATE is having a hearing in DC about it next month.

So we devise 2 very different Alien strategies that are fun, but in the end, both are probably futile if these Aliens decide they want to run the planet.

Do what you will with that information.

As usual, we deliver Nonsense with a Purpose into your ear canals.

Bone Apple Tea.

Hijacking - The Psychedelic Aliens

Episode Notes:

• Hats. Fitted. Quick discussion on subject in regards to type and color scheme. Rob is unwilling to budge on gray brims.

• High School romance/love/lust made us shameless

• We share the V-card stories. Enjoy that.

• Instead of a gas can, use a garbage bag.

• Stories influenced by the lack of discipline and respect, from kids to their parental figures. Baseball edition.

• Voting rights given to states with low education levels.

• A look into the realm of our personal barbering experiences. Siddeeq cheated.

Song: Cree by Alkaline

Welcome to Friday boys, girls and pets that are hearing this through the speakers of their owners.

We lead off with exotic children's names, before going down a rabbit hole of baseball analytics and the silliness of older men with money that own baseball franchises.

After that 15 minute burst of energy and passion for baseball, we get serious and touch on the current situation in Palestine and Jerusalem. #FreePalestine

Which leads us to wonder if North Korea could actually nuke us. (They can't, we think)

Then we decide to take the trip of a lifetime... in which Evan almost immediately gets anxiety after considering the money needed and apparent danger. (This was HIS idea)

Hint: Its not close. Translator and Weapons specialist needed.

Bone Apple Tea

Lets Go To New Orleans - Larry June ft. Curren$y

Episode Notes:

- Post-Orgasm cry. Not a bawl though.

- There better be milk; West Indian Household drama.

- Appreciate your grandparents. Mom and Dad won't let you crush Hawaiian Punch box juices.

- The aliens have given us a D-Day. How ae you spending these final days.

- Take a break from looking at a screen all day. Don't feel bad about it either.

Welcome back and welcome to Friday AM.

We assuage you with our voices while we watch a baseball brawl live and start with discussing pre-work dread and the relationship between Dominicans and Haitians. Then we end up debating when and how to yell at teenagers, and whether the president has an actual impact on the economy - stimmy's aside. Finally we end up discussing the NFL draft, why its dope, and how Rob Manfred can fix the MLB draft. All said, we talked about everything, and Siddeeq learned who D'Angelo is. Everybody wins. Unless you argue against technology and progress.

Then you lose and we laugh when you do.

Bone-Apple-Tea

Crepuscolo sul mare - Piero Umiliani

Episode Notes:

Summer 2021 is litty. Ya money better be ready to go.

Banks are ready to support anything and everything.

Adam Sandler/Will Ferrell/Jim Carrey made our childhoods a better place.

Vlad Guerrero's reign of power will soon commence/Yankees "fans" are children.

Smith Machine K! Stick to the free barbell.

Song: Fall Today by Money Man