Empty The Tank

Welcome Back to Monday, a day that feels like that stubborn pimple on your cheek, always ready to ruin shit.

Luckily we're back in the studio, analyzing the important things in this world. Such as fatphboics, the return of Yik Yak, the mental health of pornstars and their directors. You're welcome in advance.

We then get a message from Harlem's FDC Chief Jim Jones and then give ALL of our thoughts on Afghanistan. Bone Apple Tea

1900-LL Cool J

We start with COVID, specifically the unwillingness to take the vaccine and skyrocketing of the fake vax card stock.

Then we relive some of our worst college baseball travel stories.

Happy Birthday Young Thug.

And towards the end of our journey we speak on SoundCloud. The worlds best random music app.

Song: Medicine by Alkaline

Happy Monday and Welcome Back to ETT. While you sit in traffic, we galavant our thoughts and remark on:

The White Sox being good at baseball, Heat Seeking Fastballs, and we make our World Series Picks, shout out Tim Anderson.

Then Evan begins a monologue about the global economy - and how China is arguably in better economic shape.

We then lose focus and talk about bears, assets, NFTs and the lovable dumpster fire that is the NFC East. Go Birds. Bone Apple Tea

Grand Nash - Larry June

This episode brings Evan and Siddeeq back to highschool; more specifcally to revel in the disparities between the NY high school experience compared to Florida's. We also come to learn that barstool has an immense hold on the baseball podcast game. Who knew. Furthermore, we dive into the likes of Aubrey Huff being a shit sack, MLB pitcher Trevor Bauer more than likely going to jail, and how we'd take advice from our future selves.

Song: Location by Dave ft Burna Boy

Good morning and Happy Monday! Ya boys are back and we with our usual charm we discuss:

The State of North Korea

The Geography of Denver and Evan's (incomplete) Review of the State

and answer this important question: Could Harry Potter hoop?

As Always, Bone Apple Tea.

Rob Stone - Chill Bill

We sympathize with the olympic athletes who received “no contests” for various mishaps while marveling at the Jamaican women track runners and their utter dominance.

Certain females want the most to be done while giving the least; breadwinner x homemaker.

You’re less important and way less athletically inclined that any Olympic athlete. Simmer down and let them be great in every way.

Crypto. The Future.

Song: Shake Shake Shake by Majid Jordan

Evan leads us on a journey to nowhere with his opening monologue, and then we get into the trade deadline. Excuse Siddeeq's allergies. Dodgers are Thanos. Mets were thrifty. Yankees went lefty. Most All-Stars ever traded at the deadline. Cubs had an Everything Must Go Sale. And we marvel at AWD Camry's. We got it all. If you do not like baseball, this may be tough to listen to, but if you like us, it'll be entertaining. And if you don't, why the fuck are you reading this caption? Resepctfully.

Bone Apple Tea.

Dream Girl (Remix) - Ir Sais, Rauw Alejandro

Disgusting men, stupid anti-vaxxers, and you're a loser if you celebrate other peoples losses. Beyond all this jibber-jabber we speak heavily on ego. Siddeeq looks inward while him and Evan explore the ego; consciously and subconsciously. Check out the bio for the book that leads the conversation.

A New Earth: Awakening to Your Life’s Purpose by Eckhart Tolle

Song: Nonstop by Drake

E Doble Pecho Back Like We Never Left.

We start the week with the Debut of a new Segment, The State of The New York Yankees and the Dyckman dress code policies of 2021.

Then we focus up and dive into the difference between Who You are Vs. Who you are becoming and why its important to take a step back from your friends to analyze your relationships and energy.

Finally we get into David Goggins, the mad man himself, and becoming more mentally fortified and leave you guys with a challenge.

Feel My Love - Vaughan Mason and Butch Dayo

People who are angry because they’re having kids are the worst.

What’s with the United States hate man? No matter the culture before, the future is meant for change; if we’re up to the task. Its always fuck the racists btw.

Facebook is the political bible(s) for old people.

Derek Jeter. Beloved Yankee with a very respectable roster. Let’s all envy Derek over his numerous bombshells over the years.

Song: The Way I Are by Timbaland ft. Keri Hilson, D.O.E., Sebastian