Empty The Tank

The beginning of our pods have recently began with a plethora of random thoughts that come to the forefront of our minds or whatever happens to be going in those moments as we grace the microphone with our voices. This one is no exception.

A quick wrap up of this episodes nonsense/beginning thoughts includes Siddeeq forgetting his chap stick, a $1 steak from dollar tree, Aaron Rodgers and his team full of brothers, Freddie Freeman’s upcoming free agent market, and us predicting the wrong outcome of the Braves vs. Houston series. Go Braves!

We continue our ranking of the boroughs. We got the boogie down Bronx coming in at #4 on this list. Without giving away too much.. the women in the Bronx may capture your heart but the parking situation might persuade you not even enter the borough in the first place. Listen in and bless us with your mutual feelings or your disdain of our comments.

Song: Switch by SahBabii

Episode #100, Cien, 1 DOUBLE O. Hard to believe that we've come this far, and yet, here we are back in your ear canal.

"Most podcasts only make it to like 10 episodes and give up because they not famous yet so good shit keep going" - Desus to a "slightly" inebriated Evan at an undisclosed bar in Brooklyn.

We run through this episode in typical ETT fashion, namely, Batman slander with some sports sprinkled in.

Then we reminisce on the incredible interviews we've done, and the absurdness of the topics we've covered and tangents we've gone on. Specials thanks to the following people: Chec, KD Multimedia, T's Magic Leaf, Mike Negron, Scrobbz, Zach Farkas, Tinted Futures, BYST and the XYXX Podcast.

We'll see you all at episode 1000.

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Crank Dat Batman - Pop It Off Boyz

After Evan tells me my 76yo grandmother needs to be more self sufficient we dive into the fact that Americans eat in large quantities while the rest of the world deals with quality of the food they eat. What do you think the pinnacle of American food is? We then move over into the ghettoness of having to tell your employer you need time of to send time with your kid. Little tangents such as an umpire wearing j’s, a guy looking like Voldemort, and Siddeeq fixing his microphone we venture into the ranking of the boroughs. We take a dive into #5 on the list which is obviously Staten Island. Siddeeq tries to throw a few bright spots in there while Evan is thoroughly repulsed. We hope this ranking stirs y’all up because we’d love to pretend to listen to why you think Staten Island is anything but last on this list. Among other things, we discuss population size of different states compared to NYC. Just an FYI, the numbers are fucking absurd.

Song: Gangsta'd Up by 50 Cent and G-Unit

Welcome Back to Friday mamaos, it is 48 hours until Halloween. We sincerely hope you drink your face off Saturday night (safely) and bring in November with a slight hangover and blurred memories. In between bites of that hangover bagel, press play - as we started with Siddeeq criticizing Evan's nutrition with no facts only vibes. Then Siddeeq champions West Indian people as the world's best alcoholics - and we're not sure if best is the right word. Then we lament about the state of NYC commuting and the fact that, although things seem terrible at all times on social media and on the news, this is the most abundant of times. Opportunity is abound. If you have a smartphone and pressed play on this episode, you have the potential to be a millionaire. But only if you listen to this pod and subscribe. Thems the rules. Go out and talk to another human today. Twitter and Instagram are not real places.

Larry June & Cardo - Don't Try It

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We start off this episode by indulging Evan in his delusion of Young Thug using his ad libs. Goes on for longer than expected so please bear with us. Our path then ventures into Khabib Nurmagedov being a trained assassin essentially, one equipped to bite your heart. Our mental subconscious believes us when we put ourselves down with the negative thoughts/words/actions. WE as a collective need to do a better job of putting out positive thoughts to trick our subconscious into positivity being our default setting. Furthermore, a new asset class (crypto) is the future. We’ve been speaking on it for weeks. We travel into the future to speak on bloodlines and the moon. The earth is rapidly deteriorating, take note. We decided to drift into a lighter topic to end this one; cow tipping coupled with Evan’s lack of knowledge of a cows strength and mobility.

Song: Point and Kill by Little Simz ft Obongjayar

Friday you son of a bitch, you were dearly missed. ETT is back bringing you Purposeful Nonsense. But first, we talk baseball.

Dodgers v. Giants was the series of the year, and the Rays Front Office is Thanos. We also reminisce on Ty Cobb, who was not only a Hall of Fame ballplayer but also a Hall of Fame racist, truly a multi talented guy. Then we delve into the Yankees offseason, and their potentially dire situation.

Evan then begins day drinking and laments on being at his breaking point trying to bring his little league team to a victory. At this point we veer off and try to figure out what the fuck Kyrie Irving said on his live and if it made sense. Then we laugh at some stupid tweets.

Carruth - Boldy James

NOTE* - no baseballs were inseminated during this recording.

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Our big touches in this episode are focused around our alma mater, College of Mount Saint Vincent or CMSV for short, and the Jon Gruden email scandal. As always our topics are muddied with random thoughts, deep tangents, and our opinion. An underlying theme that hit while editing this episode was the shit sack nature of all types of people in this world. We hope you enjoy our disdain for them just as much as you do.

Song: Bubbly by Young Thug ft. Drake & Travis Scott

ETT would like to welcome you back to another Friday. Whether your week was good, bad or meh, ETT is here to get you to the weekend. We lead off debating about Kevin Samuel's consulting style and Evan verbally sketches out his new app idea, "FuckFax". From there, we touch on Zuckerberg and Facebook's monopoly on social media and therefore the culture. Hopefully he decides to take mercy on the world. Somehow we get to the difference in education of nurses vs. doctors and the rampant spread of vaccine mis-information. And eventually, we get to the United States and its "actual" level of freedom and whether freedom means "choices" or "I can do what the fuck I want at all times". Spoiler alert, you can't.

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No Complaints - Offset, Drake, Metro Boomin

Siddeeq finally gets in tune with rap beef from the past between 50Cent and Jadakiss.

Donald J. Trump is the 50Cent of politics.

We go down JLo’s roster, realize she for the streets, and talk about how bad the love don’t cost a thing video is.

Love don’t cost a thing challenge??

Navigating regret in our lives.

Songs: I Run New York by 50Cent ft Tony Yayo / Problem Child by Jadakiss

It's Friday, so that means we're back in ya ear like some airpods. Slow Clap for the Yankees going on a hot streak in the 2nd half to ultimately lose with their $36 Million Dollar Man shitting the bed during the most watched Baseball Game in 23 years. Pain. Anyway, we record this episode without regard for Siddeeq's agony and make sure to focus only on the important things.

Such as... the social lives of the homeless and Andrew Wiggins folding like a house of cards once he realized he wasn't getting all his funds if he wasn't vaxxed. We reflect on how Urban Meyer continues to be a bad person and get away with it because he won a few football games.

Then we give our MLB Postseason picks and tell you who the greatest hitter of all time is. You're Welcome.

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Lyk Dis - NxWorries