Empty The Tank

We dive head first into NY's mandate for all healthcare workers to be vaccinated, followed up with Babe Ruth's success playing in today's baseball world, while finishing up with the lunacy of the US prison system. We compliment our topics this week with a healthy dose of the ETT nonsense, specifically Evan's despair as we watched the Eagles get clobbered by the Cowboys.

EVAN BROWN FOR QB1 @PHILADELPHIAEAGLES

Song; Company by 24kgoldn ft. Future

Welcome Back to Friday boys and girls. In the words of our brother and former/future guest, Chec, it's a great day to have a great day!

We lead off with the realization that West Indian People are hard on the mental of those that don't understand us. Kanye Shrug - we're working on it. We then stumble into watching the Dominican Republic's Z team and our Dominican alter-egos are born: Evan Costello and Syd Rodriguez. Que lo que. And finally, we talk about Robert Sylvester Kelly's crimes against humanity, and the enabling that surrounded him.

We wrap up and lighten the mood with some appreciation for Philadelphia as a city, figuring out when Hockey season starts and ends and laughing at the state of New York (New Jersey really) football.

Bone Apple Tea.

Praise God - Kanye West, Travis Scott, Baby Keem

We rant abut rich kids and their lack of home training, the many beatings we had as kids, and the precision of a grandma with a slipper. Eventually we run into Blade and find out we both don't know how this ties in to the MCU we know today (stay tuned). Furthermore, a lot more was laid into this pod and we hope you enjoy the tangents and rabbit holes we've fallen into for you (not really).

Song: Squeeze by Dexta Daps

And just like that, Friday is back, and so is ETT.

We're in rare form. The title should have made that clear.

Lana Rhoades, Evan meant every word. Post seduction, we get back to Donda and CLB, and our reflections after the hype. Then somehow end up discussing Tesla Bots and the reality that our lives will soon be some version of iRobot. And the other reality that every baseball game seems to have a quota for Erectile Dysfunction commercials. Figure it out MLB.

Bone Apple Tea

We speak on the woes and fate of our two NY baseball teams, moving over to AOC and her tax the rich dress/merch and all the discourse about it. Furthermore, The Barbs are protesting the vaccine, thanks to Nicki (reference ETT pod episode #86 for preface) and we reinforce the fact that COVID is natural selection. We sprinkle in a little bit of that and a little bit of this across the entire episode so feel free to jump around and enjoy all the nonsense.

Happy Friday Boys and Girls! We're back in your ear canals as we watch the Mets dumpster fire of a season further ignite.

Siddeeq has a new job, dispositon and outlook on life - which is immediately shattered when he finds out quavo and saweetie are back together. As he tears up in the studio. Evan falls in love with a newswoman, and we analyze the Met Gala fits, Nicki Minaj's vaccine stance, her anger towards Chuck E Cheese, and the world changing utility of the iPhone.

Please don't do crack guys.

Bone Apple Tea

The construction world: pros, cons, and work life balance.

The south is comfortable. Real easy to get lost in the comfort.

The mask mandate and the COVID vaccine has exposed the countries real idiots.

Adele. That’s the topic.

Sex, Money, Peace.

Song: Level by Collie Buddz ft. P-Lo

We end up speaking on racism. More specifically speaking on the evidence showing the horrific findings of hemp luring white women into the arms of black men. Spoiler alert.. there is no evidence.

Dr. Umar won’t allow his child to attend a white school. Would you?

Football is back baby! We breakdown the dumpster fire that is the NFC East.

Frosted Flakes = Horniness. Siddeeq is apparently “on go” after a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Song: Stayin' Alive by Bee Gees

Good morning from E T T, the black coffee of choice of your ear drums. We dig into the culture heaaaavy on this episode. In honor of Donda's Sunday debut, we detail Kanye's influence on us all, from music to fashion. ETT appreciates you Ye. We then dip our toe into his beef with Drake before conceding that J Cole can rap his ass off, but his music is type mid.

Bone Apple Tea.

Come Through and Chill - Miguel ft. J Cole

ETT is back in the function like we left our car keys.

We're joined by two lovely and thoughtful Latina women, Jasmin & Amy, the creators and hosts of the XYXX Podcast. @xyxxpodcast

We proceed to drink George Clooney's tequila and talk about... everything. From sex positions to raccoons to shrooms to realistic sex expectations to first date sex to the type of porn women prefer to the "primo zone". Oh and throwing up while giving head... yeah we cover it all. Now cover your eardrums and play this episode.

Also their logo is an airborne sperm. Do with that information what you will.

Happy Friday, Bone Apple Tea.