Empty The Tank

Friday. 7 Days until Christmas Eve. ETT in ya ears. What more can you ask for?

We start off insulting the management team of a small business before delving into the minutia of the bible and other religious texts. That's about the first 15 minutes.

Siddeeq somehow knows the heights of Adam and Eve (how the fuck) and Evan tries to get Adam an NBA career. From there, we debate whether you're more educated with a college degree and then laugh (and cringe) at the Robert Sarver (owner of the Phoenix Suns) allegations.

BoneAppleTea

Never - Dom Kennedy

The year is 3030. A man has just been tried and convicted for murder.

His punishment, life imprisonment AND A BBL.

Welcome to ETT.

Our show begins with the horribly tasteless mass firing by the CEO of Better.com; a mere two and half weeks before Christmas.

Santa’s are in shortage this year. Over 300,000 individuals passed away from COVID last that played Santa in some capacity.

Does the class presidency in school set us up for a false premise of how the US presidential election should go? More so, does it set up us for expectations that don’t happen after the president is elected.

Table-topping, ripping breast pockets off of dress shirts, and taping/rubbing banding locks in high school. The pinnacle of high school fuckery.

Song: Mighty Wine by WIzkid

Happy Friday Boys, Girls and Pets. We've missed you and we know your ear drums have been yearning for us.

We start off with the basics, meaning we illuminate Siddeeq's worst enemy (his self) before getting into the over-connected world that we live in. This over-connectedness has revealed to us that people like to unwind by pretending to be dogs, kennel, dog collar and all. Wild.

We then explore the myth of "applying pressure" and how what women want on social media differs from what actually happens in the bar/club on the weekend. Finally, we analyze ad campaigns and the weirdness of most commercials in 2021.

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Kaytranada-Track Uno

ETT entering your ear canal on a Monday is nothing new. This Monday is no exception.

We’re back with the nonsense that includes a progression from the intrigue the name Davonte brings Evan, to then speaking on an old western film with a character named Cadillac Jack, then moving into how drippy people got on the dirt roads back before it was paved, and finally ending it off with a gentle reminder to let your manhood breath a lil bit.

Big shouts to the XYXX pod on their first event. We appreciate you for the invite and can’t wait to see what’s up next. ETT x XYXX Part 2?!

Jumping into the main event here! We start with the Trevor Bauer and fade into the Mets. Manager search along with placement of key signings from them so far this offseason. Then we decide to take a dive into the two most ridiculous college football coaching contracts right now. Money, houses, private jets, and football.

Song: Don't Try It by Larry June ft Cardo

It's Friday, everyone's favorite day of the week. Welcome Back to ETT. We serenade your ear drums while watching Leonardo Di Caprio and Jonah Hill do drugs in Wolf of Wall Street. We discuss in no particular order:

Trump 2024

Kanye's appearance on Drink Champs where he reveals he's "homeless"

Drake possibly being a supervillain

The Kyle Rittenhouse trial verdict (obvious outcome this is the USA)

The power of the jewish community

and we close out with some introspection, mainly: how your friends present you to the world, and how we operate within that framework.

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Breeze - Jiro Inagaki (Bass Tab)

Welcome Back to Reality - and the official start of Winter. We begin with recapping our most extreme cold moments, including one that led Siddeeq to consider ending it all mid-work day.

We then ask an important question: What if the Knicks were good?

We then close out the borough series with our top pick. Manhattan. It's the default greatest borough: From partying, overall quality/diversity of life to the homeless situation to the variety of fine foods and people.

NYC is the epicenter of the world. If you disagree or don't like it, go move to Florida/Texas and hang at a Walmart.

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Who Want Smoke Remix - Nardo Wick, Lil' Durk

COVID ain’t gonna stop this years Thanksgiving and we’re excited for the food, family, and football. Along with all of our turkey day thoughts we speak on women’s basketball, Dr. Umar, briefly, being an actual DJ. Oh and you can’t forget about Pole Assassin and her monkey. Enjoy jabronis and have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

Song: Give Thanks and Praises by Bob Marley

By the title of this episode you know what the f*** going on. As we delve into seemingly only good things about Queens, the boys find it hard to garner anything negative about the historic borough. As we ramble on about #2 on their list we fall into tangents that include a plethora of nonsense. In the end, they end up not finding anything at all. Evan, maybe protecting his reptuation as being a Queens ambassador (self-appointed), declines to mention the ONE bad thing he had on his list for his borough. Oh well.

Song: I'm Bad by LL Cool J

Welcome Back to Friday Mamaos, it's been a week since our last sojourn into your ears. But we're back, refreshed and tanks full (pause). The backdrop of this episode is the Patriots evisceration of the Falcons, and Evan's bold proclamation that "The Falcons Stink". Bold Take kid. We then reflect on what we've done with our time off in the South. Siddeeq decided to test his liver's resolve and drink his way through an entire wedding and weekend. Evan decided to visit the heartland of America and go to the most deadly concert in the last 50 or so years. So yeah, reg shit. And here we are back in front of the microphone, you're welcome.

Oh and Wyclef Jean you a wild boy.

Meech - Young Dolph - RIP DOLPH

Welcome to Friday ETT Nation! The Borough Series continues, as we get to #3,

Kings County - Brooklyn.

Before assessing the borough of Brooklyn, we get serious and talk about our plan to eradicate racism - Grandma Enforcers.

Then we slide into Brooklyn like some K Y .... nevermind. Anyway, like Belt Parkway traffic we get stuck on traffic and parking in Brooklyn. Summary: not fun.

Siddeeq even recounts a personal story of Brooklyn vehicular disrespect.

We then go through the geography and neighborhoods of Brooklyn as well as the shocking demographics. And of course, we wrap up with our love of getting drunk in the borough.

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