Monday is a motherfucker, every 6 days it's back in your face - no exceptions.

ETT aspires to be like Monday.

We liven up your commute by analyzing the talent gaps between the NCAA and pro sports, as well as the Texas Ranger's recent awakening.

We then debate getting respect the "David Goggins way" and how his trauma drives him. Then we get into how our past trauma/experience affects everything, even our sex lives.

Then we get into a question that had unexpected weight:

Which is stronger, presence or absence?

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JayZ - Imaginary Players

We speak on Evan’s toxicity and then trail into Brittney Renner’s authenticity and the ramifications that come with that.

We also needle these male dominant podcasts to stop bashing women, specifically women of color, cause you’re getting all of us LAMBASTED on Twitter and in general. Understand what your platform can do when you say things of the positive or negative variety.

We recap on the fantastic weekend of football we had and revel on having another one. Joe Burrow is the real deal, Pat Mahomes and Josh Allen are absolute gunslingers, Stafford over Brady is interesting (Brady still the GOAT), and Rodgers losing at home is tragic, hilarious and completely unexpected.

Finally we drift upon Jean-Jaques Savin. A French adventurer who died over the weekend after trying to row across the Atlantic Ocean in a sea pod of some sort. We rabbit hole into the many attempts, failures, and hardships there are when climbing Mount Everest and settle upon “death as an adventurer” being the best way to go.

Song: Clarity by Zedd ft. Foxes

Happy Monday famborghinis. ETT back in ya ears like we left our to-go plate in your mother's kitchen.

We only discuss important things on Mondays, such as portable shitters, George Costanza laying down the pipe and Siddeeq's hate of kittens and sex. Then we throw in some Chris Paul slander for taste.

Ultimately we end up debating the 4 day work week, the realness of the latest Boston Dyanmics killer robot (they should stop, this is iRobot type shit) and the new bill in Florida that closely resembles the Critical Race Theory Bill passed in Texas.

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Siddeeq gets exposed to Hotep Jesus and forces Evan to watch a portion from his time on the Joe Rogan podcast. This specific portion of the podcast references the first slaves that were brought over; or rather not brought over. We discuss Siddeeq’s naivety to this portion of black history as well delve into life back then. Horniness and all. Side note.. porn is so bad for you.

These kids are young and dumb and deserve to be told they are young and very dumb. Gateway to more disrespectful behavior is calling you by your first name.

Cracker Barrel on some bullshit. Served a man a glass full of kitchen chemicals instead of water. Make it make sense.

Evan and Siddeeq would also like a VIP pass inside the thought process of some of the things females do. Ev needs the wonderful females who listen to ETT, and those who don’t, to send him more life hacks while Siddeeq needs one who can cut out coupons for him.

Song: Some Bwoy by Tommy Lee Sparta

Welcome Back to Monday and Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day Boys and Girls.

We spend this episode bouncing around like your little nephew after too much candy. From Kevin Porter Jr. to Muslims and Elon Musk in China to the Cars of Puerto Rican men. But most importantly, we try to figure out what era of music we're in. Are all the legends gone? How did our parents get Michael Jackson and Prince, at the SAME time?

We try to figure this out and then we try to teach Siddeeq golf. Spoiler - didn't go well.

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Pushin' P - Gunna, Future, Young Thug

Ev starts to sing and all of a sudden we’re talking about the difference between LP’s and EP’s then we end up diving into the late Pop Smoke and Welcome To The Party. Side note… these songs sound better in Dyckman.

Our parents really got it done. In more ways than one.. But we’re learning now some of the habits created by them are not necessarily a good thing. Siddeeq gotta stop touching toilet seats.

NFL Playoff Picture. Send your bets in now.

***WE deeply apologize for some of the audio trouble in this one as well as faking you out in the first 30 seconds. WE know it hurt but it had to be done.

Song: Die Alone by Gunna & Chris Brown ft. Young Bleu

Is it really a Monday if ETT doesn't drop? We welcome you to a new week with the discourse you didn't know you needed. We discuss Texas gun laws, the sad state of NY (NJ) football and Antonio Brown's mental health. Finally, we end with our New Years Resolutions and touch on maybe the greatest name that was ever created: D'Brickashaw Ferguson.

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Street Sweeper - Gunna & Future

We begin the banter with a nod to James Krashinski and Steve Carrel; specifically Steve Carrels’ incredible run of shows/movies beginning in 2005.

The West Indian Christmas gift experience. Come check out how to maneuver that with grace and success.

The luck and grace of being born into a situation thats full of opportunity. AKA the US

The Ghislaine Maxwell trials leads us into our bigger topic of this episode; is pedophilia a sexual preference?

Song: Up, Up and Away by Lil Wayne

Ms. Hildabee starts off this pod with affixing our teeth with our chosen gems. We then sit down to talk about all things tooth gems; including but not limited too, her inception into the industry, a little history of tooth gems dating back to ancient Egypt, and some of her tooth gem experiences. Being the podcast that we are, we had to sprinkle in just a tad but of nonsense that isn’t actually nonsense. From our specific scent that others smell, to Will and Jada sharing too much, and even growing up in societies where Malcom X is an unknown figure. We packed this pod with a lot of great talking points as well and overall atmosphere.

Song: Wild For The Night by A$AP Rocky ft Skrillex and Birdy Nam Nam

'Tis the season, we're back in the festive spirit (kind of) with some nonsense and some holiday cheer.

Such as... wrapping paper vibes, Queens drill rap x Christmas, Virgil's 3% rule, Harry Belafonte, COVID ruining the Holiday Spirit and the Omarion Virant going crazy.

Then we rant on proper gift giving etiquette (don't overthink it), our need for secretaries and Siddeeq's hate of Etch-a-sketches.

RIP Gregory Isaacs

Merry Christmas Boys and Girls.

All I Want For Christmas Remix - Ewan Carter