Empty The Tank

Congratulations on making it back to Monday. ETT is here as usual to soothe your soul and fill your eardrums.

Siddeeq speaks on his observance of Ramadan while Evan reflects on how annoying Siddeeq becomes when he abstains from his vices.

Siddeeq then coins a new name for Margaritas, "Marg-A-Largs" and then we debate whether there are more CDLs or more BBLs in the 4 boroughs. We also learn of a "Limb-Lengthening" surgery, that can add up to 5 inches (of height). Short Kings everywhere rejoice!

From there we somehow get to Adam Schefter and his book about his wife's late husband, whom he never met. Yeah we don't know either. We climax this episode with Tom Brady's master plan of "retirement".

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Hideki Matsui, Assisted Squat Racks, and Evan’s allergies. Please be prepared for loud, obnoxious sneezes.

The title is indicative of our first topic of conversation which has Deeq explain how fired up he gets when someone gives him 110% effort, regardless of the result. Evan chimes in on Siddeeq’s point of educators having a special role in society.

BASEBALL’S BACK and we couldn’t be more excited. We spiral into what we, individually, are excited to see for this season. Players coming off the IL, insanely talented rookies, and teams that have made power moves throughout the offseason fill this segment.

OJ Simspon being woken up by multiple white women in a dorm, BNB, hotel, or whatever is was is wild. What we want to know is the backstory. Give us some damn context (not that it’ll matter because we’ll pretty much believe anything when it comes to OJ at this point)

Russel Wilson The Square vs. Future The Toxic King. We love em both but this debate sparks a bigger debate about the mentality of this generations thinking in regards to types of men.

Happy Monday Famborghinis. We're back in your eardrums, for better or worse.

We mull some theories about the universe and the fate of other planets and then we hop from ice volcanoes (WTF) to the tallest building in the world to Giannis Antetokounmpo to the price of filling up a Ferrari,

Very normal thought progression we know.

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Welcome Back to Friday boys, girls and pets. You made it through another week of a rapidly declining world. Cheers to us. We're here with a gumbo of topics.

I don't have a clever way of stitching these together, so I'm just going to throw them at you as fast as I can.

Alexa Demie - 24KGolden - Male Birth Control - Megan Good - Baseball Signs - Gynecologists - NFL Offseason.

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Weight training requires some serious pushing/tightening of the core area. Relieving yourself also requires the same type of push that comes from the same area. We speak on the Olympic weightlifter, Hunter Henderson, peeing on the deadlift platform at her gym. To be fair she does suffer from SUI (Stress Urinary Incontinence) which causes involuntary peeing when there is sudden pressure on the bladder and urethra.

This conversation brings us into the general house hygiene that people have. Especially with pets. Wipe ya pets down. End of story.

NYC has started the process of cleaning up the homeless encampments scattered all around the city. While some might say that it’s wrong and we should leave them alone, others would say it’s good that we’re cleaning the city up. Examples such as San Francisco were used to push the cleaning of the city before it gets more out of control.

On Running shoes hitting the world hard. We’ve seen an influx of people wearing these shoes. We delve into the plethora of reasons why these shoes have blown up. Lulu Lemon is a comparable situation.

Will Smith slapped Chris Rock while giving his intro at the Oscars this year. Listen in to hear all the takes you might or might not like.

Dangerously horny entities take up the beginning of this ETT ensemble. Deshaun Watson and Khamayah’s hit single “1-800-Im-Horny” to be specific. Someone tell us how that song was put into production and how Deshaun finessed his way into a $230mil contract (ALL GUARANTEED).

Evan introduces Siddeeq to Babytron music videos. Not much to it. Detroit sits at the top of the drill game right now but these music videos gotta involve a heavier feminine presence. Filming in an Airbnb with guns and a whole lotta dudes only goes so far.

Athletics have always had clear distinctions as to who competes in male and women’s sports. Let’s throw a wrench in it, transgender athletes. Now those lines are becoming blurred with many transgender athletes moving over to their new respective are in their various sports. We speak on Lia Thomas winning the NCAA Division 1 swimming title and Facebook couldn’t be angrier.

Friday is back, ETT is back and so is MLB.

The owners are still cheap schmucks (minus Cohen, the Steinbrenners and a select few) but this isn't about them. This is about Ohtani throwing 100 MPH and then hitting a ball to Pluto the next inning. And for that, we are thankful.

At this point, we've foreshadowed the obvious, this is an episode devoted to baseball. We speak on what flows quickest to the mind such as:

the Yankees and the state of the AL East

the Reds (also known as the Quitters/Broke Boys)

A man that has chosen to remain in hell (Joey Votto)

A man who needs a personal driver in the worst way (Fernando Tatis Jr.) and even correctly predict where Trevor Story signs.

We even chew on what it'd be like to manage a MLB team. So in other words...

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How long should foreplay last? Evans opens up this ensemble with this question. Depending on the horniness, Siddeeq says, is the answer to that. The nice weather has got us feeling extra nonsensical.

Daylights Savings time will never be a thing after 2023 if Mr. Byron decides to sign the Sunshine Protection Act into effect. A natural consequence to this will be an uprising of technology that will eventually take over the world. Eventually we will have to abide by President Biden’s phone to give us the correct time. Will it affect our sleep in a major way? It shouldn’t, get the fuck outta bed, jackass.

We get into it with a scary statistic for men on dating sites. 90% of women are looking for 6% of men. Specifically speaking on the 6% of men who are 6’7 and up. We delve into the various reasons as to why this might be and how the short kings catching no breaks.

Finally, an update on the Russia-Ukraine conflict. Russia is “losing” this war and Zelensky is still a real nigga.

Wine, mimosas, and plants take up the first quarter of this episode. Specifically, harping on a wine tasting experience being a must, needing an unhealthy (possibly) amount of mimosas, and Siddeeq becoming an interior decorator.

1.4 billion pounds of cheese owned by ONE entity. Who? The good-ole US government. A wild thing to write, let alone say out loud. Deeq and Ev go on a rant about food assistance programs started by the surplus of cheese (fucked), comparing cheese and coffee to tea and biscuits, and finally designing our own version of what the facility used to store this ungodly amount of cheese would look like.

Cheese sparks our next debacle; the quality of school lunches. The cheese pizza was a staple of the school lunch ensemble; good or bad, it never missed a day. We then go on to happier times with the evolution of tastier lunch options in our matriculation, highlighting the amazingness of a warm cookie.

The inner circle captivates the next few moments of our lives. The first inner circle you created way back when being different from the current inner circle is an obvious evolution but its nice to reflect on. Spending significant amount of time with someone, someone you share direction of life with, should align them with a permanent residence of the inner circle.

The CEO of Estee Lauder decided to post an obscene Sesame Street meme that incorporated the n-word while being COVID propaganda themed.

Monday is back and so are we, just like your toxic ex you backslide with every few months. We get your week started with some fruit talk and Steve Harvey's SHOCKING net worth before delving into Siddeeq's journey through the new Kanye West documentary and Virgil's relationship with Kanye.

We also answer the oft-debate question: is Kanye a genius?

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