Empty The Tank

ETT is back in the stu like we left our car keys (or backwoods). And we have the pleasure of sitting down with Southside's own M.V1.

We speak on his start into the world that is music, his influences and motivation, as well as his creative process and what’s to come.

He's a self-described humble, dedicated individual who sees perfection as the only way to describe his music - Like his BRAND NEW EP ‘Pressher”.

Run that up ladies, and to the kings, M.V1 communicating what ya BEEN wanting to say.

And while M.V1 communicates with your ears, we ramble about bottomless mimosas, social media, the plethora of exquisite hispanic weather women, and the NYC drill scene.

Follow us @empty_thetank on IG. You can find M.V1 @m.v1__ (2 underscores)

'PRESSHER' out now on Apple and Spotify, just like this podcast.

Haikus, Suliloqys, and the miracle of the major leagues.

ETT delves into the massive wealth surrounding Texas University. A PJ for each athletic team while also being a self sustaining athletic program. WE then circle to the inevitable, college kids should be getting paid, if not for them, then at least their families.

In light of the ongoing Russia-Ukraine conflict Evan hatches a plan that involves the likes of Thug, and Gunna with an appearance from 21 Savage. Thug’s crooning, and Gunna’s flow could win this war but it’d be more fun to intimidate Putin with ATL’s finest and a whole lotta guns.

It’s the MLB vs MLBPA. Some might argue for the owners and some might argue for the players. The truth is the only ones really getting hurts are the fans who waited months to see the season get rolling again. US. As of right now, spring training isn’t happening and the first two series of the year have been cancelled. Tragic.

Welcome Back to Friday Mamaos. We're back in your ear canals to guide you to and through the weekend.

Siddeeq starts us off hot by curving Selma Hayek for baseball and manifesting his future Business owner desires. We then discuss company morale and the fact that everyone hates the boss, whether thats fair or not is up to you. Eventually that rabbit hole leads us into discussing our first cars, and the fond memories we have of them breaking down at various junctures.

And finally, Evan gets into the current state of the US, how we can save it, and how the government needs to incentivize people to move to the MidWest and pull out less.

BoneAppleTea.

We start this episode off with a story about Mr. Odell Walker Jr. More specifically a first hand account of a women trying to meet up with Odell Walker Jr. A lot of sketchy texts, no clear answers, and whole lot of smittntiness. This situation mimics the tinder Swindler except that the money and clout he used was sorta real.

Being rushed in life. People getting married and buying houses while you’re still trying to make your money. We stride over to entrepreneurship not being a straight path. We get it how we get it. All in all, move at your own speed and worry less about everyone else. They not worrying about you.

War on drugs being lost still. Opioids being given out for surgery and/or serious injuries are winning. 800mg ibuprofen still hit though.

Once again. Crypto. Get you some.

Happy Friday and congratulations to you on making it another week with us inside your hearing apparatuses.

In the last few days since we last massaged your ear canals, Putin has invaded Ukraine, we learned that a man has used tinder to finesse rich women out of $10 million + and we had a mid-pod intervention.

A lots going on to say the least. At least college baseball is back.

BoneAppleTea.

A man balancing many objects on his mouth region. Yes, that statement is accurate. Nevertheless, impressive. The initial nonsense jumps to Siddeeq shortening the word February, and us speaking on the up and down weather.

Dinner with 3 people of your choice, dead or alive. Hitler’s got a seat at Jonathan Allen’s table. For sure a hot take but not necessarily wrong.

Michael Jackson is that guy. The fainting of women upon his striking a pose on stage is legend status alone.

We speak on the Drake hate. Man makes high quality music. AIn’t two ways about it. Big fans of Drake.

All I all, Hitler sitting at the same dinner table as us deserves nothing less than a vicious slap to the facial area. Possibly followed by a beating.

Song: Image by Masicka

Welcome Back to ETT, its Friday and our Tanks are full and ready to be emptied into your headphones of choice. We've got a hell of a show today, as we bounce around from GTA to the metaverse and even delve into our brief and unremarkable basketball careers, while recruiting Kevin Durant for our 3 on 3 team.

Then we get into the meat (pause) of our show, and talk about the new Biden policy and whether or not he is handing out crack pipes (spoiler: he's not, let's use our heads). However, this policy is a different tactic in the "war on drugs" that the United States has been very much losing and worth consideration and deliberation.

Also, NYC mask mandate is gone - NYC BYKE.

BoneAppleTea.

It's Friday, so congratulations to you for making it to the weekend. But Monday is Valentine's day and you still don't have a gift for your lover(s). Lucky for you, ETT is here, with our favorite female podcast, XYXX.

We cover everything, from our porn watching origins, splitting the bill as a couple to the insanity of the length of the General Hospital series.

But you're here for Valentine's day help. So we focus up and touch on: whether a man should have to ask his girl to be his valentine, surprise girlfriends/boyfriends popping up on social media on V-Day, gifts for your partners, our ideal V-Day dates, couple's happy endings and (TRIGGER WARNING) why women often drop the ball with gifts.

ETT then analyzes the V-Day gifts of the XYXX team and help them with their women's sexual help business. "Call Jizzy Jaz if you need help with how to gag."

Check out the full visual on Youtube, we look even better than we sound. BoneAppleTea

Welcome Back to Monday Boys and Girls and especially, all my NYC kings.

Rihanna is pregnant, and has officially solidified us as the best men in the world. It is a glorious day. If you disagree, that's really your problem and keep that negativity to yourself.

We watch Kings vs Knicks, a dumpster fire that Evan decides to bet on live during the show. As Evan agonizingly loses money, we discuss Lebron James' new Crypto partnership for his school, the horror of Eminem lyrics, and the NFL playoffs.

BoneAppleTea

Eminem - Without Me

We start our snow day with talk about one of the greatest, if not the greatest baseball player to ever do it; Barry Bonds. His career numbers/seasonal numbers are video game-like. It brings us to acknowledge some of the other tanks in baseball back then. A-Rod, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGwire.

After this pretty well put together intro, we descend into rabbit hole upon rabbit hole. Reg snow day vibes.

It pretty much goes Asian contractor vans, college basketball draftees, Fahrenheit 451 and George Orwells 1984 (I mistake this for Edgar Allen Poes’ “The Crow”), reading books that invigorate the creative, inspirational, and fantasy type world inside our mind.

We end this one with a question Siddeeq was posed.. Why and Who says it wasn’t okay for someone like Donald Trump to speak they way he spoke on social media?

Song: Top Off by Gunna