Empty The Tank

Happy Memorial Day Weekend Friday Boys and Girls.

We're here like an annoying pimple on prom day and ready to send you off into the 3 day weekend amidst an old fashioned NYC heat wave.

This send off begins with your weekly reminder that Amber Heard is a bad person and that if you are an aspriring ballplayer, WATCH THE GAME. We then debate Jazz Chisolm and Hunter Greene's respective gloves before delving into:

Mike Freeman's 10 Worst Fan Bases,

The Eagles' Jail under the stadium (yes it was real) and Siddeeq's lack of faith in the NY Giants ownership.

and Elon Musk going full Deshaun Watson in hopes of a happy ending and then declaring himself a Republican.

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We didn’t want to do it but we had to do. Today’s episode starts off with a debrief of the Buffalo shooter. We let our gripes and condolences run free in this section.

We then take a little hiatus to feel some more positive energy while speaking on Steamboat Springs, Colorado. Imma be there if you need me. Don’t need me.

Kevin Samuels’ tragic passing is our next order of business. A man that we like to refer to as the equalizer between the sexes. The realest to ever speak on the many intricacies between the two sexes.

Welcome Back to Friday boys girls and pets.

We're in the booth with a special guest today, Stuffy Deeq. Somehow after 23+ years, he developed allergies, and now he's sampling allergy medicines like the buffet at Golden Corral. So if you turned on this podcast for allergy medicine reviews and advice, you've come to the right place.

After debating allergies, we do a quick drip check on MLB umpires, who have been wearing heat on the diamond. Just hope they didn't cop from StockX, who is currently being sued by Nike for selling fakes - nasty work.

Finally, we wrap up with some CP3/Doc Rivers/James Harden slander and some Trout/Ohtani praise.

Allergies are the devil, Mike Trout is unreal.

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We start our roll today by the continuing education of the game of basketball. Specifically in the NBA. Evan sets us off by educating Siddeeq on the specific greatness of Shaq. For him to be averaging over 20ppg is absolutely ridiculous. We then drift off into the dynamic of the game changing due to the 3 point line being introduced in 1979.

We then find ourselves speaking on the recent RICO charge that Young Thug, Gunna, and the entire YSL label are dealing with currently. We do our best to explain the situation in general and in its specificity while also expressing our disdain towards the situation. #FREETHUG

Quick pivot to Pluto Hendrixx and addressing his 8th #1 studio album. Somebody thank Gucci Mane.

Lastly, our critic hats are put on as we discuss The Batman and Doctor Strange 2. Robert Pattinson, Zoe Kravitz, America Chavez and Elizabeth Olsen. Sprinkle in some Thor while we’re at it. We are the only review you need btw. DISCLAIMER - Wandavision, The Batman, and Doctor Strange 2 spoilers.

Congratulations on making it to another Friday boys and girls. We're locked and loaded. WARNING: during this podcast, strange events repeatedly occurred. From Madison Bumgarner being baited into violence by an umpire to a stadium worker being concussed by a foul ball. We do not know if that will carry over to our listeners but that's a risk you'll have to take.

A worthy risk though, as we discuss Malcolm Nance volunteering and going to war in and for Ukraine, an island of snakes, a Doomsday Vault no one can visit, Chinese armies being buried alive and the Coca-Cola formula.

You're Welcome.

Evan decides to be Pop Smoke (RIP) for the first couple minutes of today’s episode.

Once we get past that it’s a relatively smooth ride into a “sexcapade” that took place in a waterfront property by the wonderful agents of Brown Harris Stevens. Guess nobody mentioned they had cameras in the master bedroom. Bright side; you can add surveillance system to the listing.

Abortion. We have no clue why this is on the docket. It real annoying that we keep having to have this conversation. Overturning Roe v. Wade is absolutely ridiculous. This will be our stance from now until the end of time; No uterus, no fucking opinion.

The state of the world is an interesting topic right now simply because our generation has never been in a situation we’re in currently. It seems as though we find out our leaders are doing something ridiculous every other day. Scary hours.

To end on a good note, Alyssa Nakken. First woman to ever coach an MLB game at any capacity. A beautiful movement for our game and we hope this is the beginning of many more to come.

PSA:

We here at ETT would like to remind you of the following things: Mike Tyson is from Brownsville, he has enough money to do whatever he wants and he is still extremely dangerous. The numbskull that threw a water bottle at Tyson on a plane found this our first hand. Don't be like him. Please. Or do, the video was hysterical.

Moving on, Elon now owns Twitter and the future of twitter has been wildly debated, Apparently some (Shaun King) think that Elon dropped over $50 BILLION, to allow white supremacists to go dummy on the Bird (as if this doesn't already happen).

We then get to the current state of NYC, the increasing chaos in the Bronx and being a constructive part of your community - be self accountable mamaos.

Fuck Amber Heard - Sincerely.

Siddeeq opens this episode with speaking on his experience of DJ’ing and vibing out at a gay bar this weekend. Quality drinks, quality people, and the hookitz, of course. While this is only his second experience he encourages you all to follow in his lead and enjoy something new.

We always find ourselves speaking on the Yankee fans and their absurdity about various games, trades, and wins/losses. We’re not even in May yet people. Chill. We rattle off absurd tweets that, in our opinion, will not age well or are just plain ludacris.

Evan gives us a detailed backstory of the man they call Richie Incognito and his bullying of grown men in the NFL.

Elon Musk buying Twitter. Listen in as we speak on why this wouldn’t happen. LOL.

Yankee fans. We’ve lost count of how many times we’ve had to tell you. CHILL.

Monday again, sheesh. We here tho, and words are hard to pronounce. Trevor Bauer may be exonerated but not in the eyes of his peers. A Texas pitcher "speared" a batter whom hit a home run off of him and reminded him rudely. Siddeeq got the hiccups. We're addicted to being busy. Being still is the goal. High school was/is a zoo. Life is brazy, people are just adapting to it as best they can. BoneAppleTea.

Our opening nonsense begins with Juan Soto’s greatness, our potential trips throughout the rest of the year, and the ocks selling weed now.

The Yankees are a hot topic this episode as Siddeeq has certain qualms about certain players. As a Yankee fan it’s normal to be frustrated with the slightest inconvenience but he believes some of his points are warranted. With the help of Evan, they tackle the many issues with facts and profanity.

Lebanon’ Central Bank is bankrupt. Allegedly, according to the Prime Minister. On the other side, the Governor of the Central Bank allegedly says it isn’t. We dig in to this and find out that Lebanon has no liquidity but still possesses solvency. For those that don’t know the difference, please tune in to find out.

Catch a quick info session with Diamond Pillar’s very own Evan Brown as he helps us understand what this 5% mortgage rate actually means.