Mannnnn y’all know what the vibrations is. We’re byke. Rested, excited to fill up your ear canals, and even more excited to argue with all of you over our plethora of talking points.

You can expect to hear about 13% of the Burger King jingle earnings being given to legendary composer, Hans Zimmer. Our takes on the Eagles and Chiefs Super bowl and how the world will soon end due to the advances in the latest AI known as CHATGPT. As always our dialogue isn’t complete without a couple rabbits holes being plunged into.

We’re excited to be back folks. Don’t mistake our dialogue for us wanting to debate with you. Side note… we do. Let a rip.

Ben Affleck and Hemp/CBD/THC infused seltzers help us get this one started. Ben don’t really look like a people person and are these infused seltzers a placebo?

Evan takes us into his first day at the his new place of employment. Yes, Evan is back to the 9 to 5 employment format. Bets for how long this will last are being taken as we speak. Just DM the ETT page to inquire on odds.

The boys then decipher multiple types of “shit” words. Horseshit, apeshit, bullshit, dogshit, and batshit capture our attention for the better part of 10 minutes.

Watching the All Star game while complaining about the heat in our air conditioned venue pretty take us into the conclusion of this pod.

Its hot... as fuck. But we (and you) are here. Empty The Tank is an all weather and all season show.

At inception, we pay homage to Matt Vasgersian and John Madden, and invent an alarm clock that involves a morning visit from THE Eric Byrnes.

After that, well, we descend into chaos.

The legend of Miss Twerksum is told, and Meg the Stallion continues to keep us in a headlock that we will not fight. We also discern the difference between twerking and "moving one's waistline". An important distinction for the culture.

We then give a brief history of former Hyundai Unicorn/Pittsburgh Pirate Jung Ho Kang - a 3x Dui'er who has returned to South Korea. From there, NBA gambling is discussed, Elvis' death and diet is scrutinized and Evan makes a stunning confession.

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Black, West Indian, and Dominican men are all the same. Literally. They just enact their shenanigans in different regions of the world. We’re just lucky we get to see it all within the boroughs of NYC.

A discussion on the Yankees and Mets domination as well as they comparability to the rest of the league. We go over the league in general as well as discuss possible player scenarios that might make Evan throw up.

The BBL’s are still going very strong. While we love to see it, we have to wonder if they’re that good of an investment. For some situations, anyway.

Mysteries of the world is what hits us next. Constant humming coming from nowhere and eternal lady mummies in China.

Evan leaves us with a MASSIVE pause. Pause.

Hope you enjoyed the long weekend boys girls and pets, the boys are back.

After a few days of watching other people play with fireworks we are behind the mics again, admiring female sportscasters, debating the logistics of playing the block, reflecting on NBA free agency and figuring out the best day of the week.

All in under an hour. We amaze ourselves too.

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Gabe Kapler is yoked, Siddeeq’s iPhone 8 is in need of a major upgrade, and Evan speaks on what type of people want listening to this podcast. Opening thoughts.

Stay off of TikTok. The Chinese government is watching.

French government trying to ban burkinis. They’ve already banned full face coverings for muslim women. The ignorance is unbelievable.

We dive right in to college baseball and give our predictions on the final and the winner. In case you’re unaware, we were both wrong. Congrats to Ole Miss on their first national championship.

Would Derek Jeter be Derek Jeter if he wasn’t a Yankee? Manny Ramirez doesn’t think so.

LIV Golf. Golf’s newest tour backed by the Saudis. Looks coming from Phil Mickelson, Dustin Johnson, Kevin Na; to name a few.

Welcome Back Boys, Girls and Theys. We're back in your ears, Siddeeq has birthed many children (allegedly) and he loves Nicki Minaj.

We lead off with one of our favorite pastimes, watching cringey Meek Mill videos. He really must of been a top tier drug dealer, because everything else looks difficult for him. Evan confesses that he ate expired ketchup, NASTY work, just like Stop & Shop's pricing.

Stop and Shop leads us to reflect on inflation and the fact that we're definitely in a recession now, regardless of what they say on TV. But, there is good news, as rats are being trained to save your life if a building collapses, and college baseball has reached a new level in Omaha.

As always, BoneAppleTea.

Get ready for ETT to delve into the scary yet beautiful facts about many animals that could very well eat you while you fight back. We move over many different animals and their many scary features. Evan escapes an altercation with a rhino and Siddeeq gets f***** top by a komodo dragon Just some fun facts that we decided to read off in case you didn’t believe that we went crazy for no reason on this.

• Fully grown chimpanzees are 8x stronger than a full adult human male.

• Rhinos have a 5ft vertical

• Dominoes tried to deliver pizzas with reindeer in Japan

Welcome Back to Friday Boys and Girls. It's the first Friday of June and the sun is shining.

This episode your favorite two voices delve into the state of hitting in baseball today and the stunting of player development by older, non learning coaches. But thats the warm-up.

Following that, we delve into conspiracies regarding the ocean, nuclear war, UFOs and fossil origins. Siddeeq is absolutely floored by the fact that the banks, notably HSBC, DGAF about climate change, and New Orleans could be fully underwater by 2050 and be turned into "The New Atlantis".

We also find out what Monkeypox is and learn some random San Francisco facts.

All in 50 Minutes. Take notes.

Evan’s dropping a tape (maybe), those sun tanning mirrors you see in movies gotta be so bad for ya, and Diddy getting called a batty man? These are the things that take up our beginning thoughts on this episode.

NYC bearing down (finally) with these speed cameras. You hated em when they first came out, then you realize 90mph down a one way ain’t it. Cameras on 24/7 with multiple dense traffic locations being added.

Siddeeq also gives us a very nice turning tip.

Herschel Walker for U.S. Senate. I highly recommend you do some research instead of going off the name right here. Herschel Walker is yoked, has had a couple thousand yard seasons in the NFL, and is undefeated in his MMA career. From what we know, the U.S. senate ain’t something we need him to try.

21 cigs. 12 diet cokes. 6 bags of peanut M&M’s. All over an 18-hole game of golf. Your first thought is that this concoction could kill a man, and you’d be right if you were speaking on any normal man. In this case, this winning formula can be attributed to the legend that is John Daly.

Donaldson vs Anderson beef is stupid. Huge Anderson guys over here on ETT, but don’t stretch it to not throw some actual hands. Donaldson, need a better excuse than it was a joke; you don’t joke with people you ain’t cool with. Please just don’t ever call yourself Jackie Robinson again, either. That’s brutal.