Empty The Tank

Empty The Tank

By Evan Brown and Siddeeq AliSociety & CultureNews
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Empty The Tank episodes

  • ETT vs. Nature

    Flying Lions with guns, Bobcats after brownies and the coolest kind of Big Cat.

    We go down a nature rabbit hole and barely emerge. But when we do, we end up letting our emotions run rampant as we discuss society's racial, social and economic issues. Pardon our language in advance. Or don't, you can turn it off at anytime. But you won't. Coward.

    Bone Apple Tea

    Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's

    1 hr 8 min
  • CONVICTION PACK

    The nonsense involved some real shit this week.

    Derek Chauvin was convicted on all three charges brought against him this week. A step in the right direction for us.

    We speak on a historic black individual who you've probably never heard of,

    Recreational marijuana license costs in NY/Murder Mountain in Humboldt County, CA.

    Yankees fans getting all worked up 18 games into the season.

    Work ethic/having a plan/not being a lazy fuck.

    Song: Henne and Weed by Teejay

    1 hr 4 min
  • The Triangle of Racism and Godzilla vs. Kong

    As the title alludes too... we pinpoint the triangle of racism and then live watch Godzilla vs. King Kong (mostly the fight scenes)

    In between these two scholarly endeavors we question whether Ronald Acuna Jr. can have the first 50/50 season ever and how gangsta whale hunters were/are.

    Save the Ocean, drink water, respect those who respect you.

    Make No Sense - NBA Youngboy

    1 hr 5 min
  • FUCK ALLERGY SEASON, RIP DMX

    REST IN PEACE DMX

    IN HIS HONOR, THIS POD DESCRIPTION WILL BE IN ALL CAPS.

    IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, WE DELVE INTO THE FOLLOWING:

    -GYM PLAYLISTS

    -LACK OF MUSICAL RESPECT FROM YOUNGINS

    -SIDDEEQS OVERUSE OF THE WORD "CULTURE"

    -EVAN BEING PART OF #VAXXBOYZ

    -EVAN'S TRIP TO THE DIRTY SOUTH AND THE AMOUNT OF SHIT IN DALLAS

    -SHOULD YOU PUT DOWN YOUR OWN CHILD IF THEY'RE A BAD SEED?

    -DORM ROOM FINESSING

    THERE'S MORE BUT THE CHARACTER LIMIT MEANS YOU SHOULD JUST PRESSS PLAY.

    BONE APPLE TEA

    DMX - RUFF RYDERS ANTHEM

    49 min
  • ETT Digs a Deep Rabbit Hole!

    This episode really pays homage to the phrase "rabbit hole". As usual we speak on baseball, cannabis, and females. We sprinkle in the summer, dating, and fire BBQ eats. To tell you all everything we get into would defeat the purpose, obviously. SO, just enjoy our usual nonsense!

    Song - Pray For A Key by Future

    1 hr 4 min
  • Weaponized Pastry Platters

    We are ABOVE the influence.

    We believe jobs should operate on a rotational basis, i.e. let people treat work like charcuterie boards, you get to find the right cheese and meat for your palette.

    Also, Neighbors Beware, Siddeeq is dating a Mob Boss' ex-lover, and he has put grenades in the muffins. Evan prefers a more subtle approach, a "gun pie". No sexual context.

    And then we discuss Francisco Lindor and his contract that will ensure generational wealth for himself and Mets fans. As well as budget loopholes in professional sports and the fact that NFL Stars get NBA role-player/bench player money - absurd

    Almost as absurd as how horny Deshaun Watson has "allegedly" been.

    Bone Apple Tea

    Laugh Now, Cry Later - Drake ft. Lil Durk

    1 hr 3 min
  • If there's no oxygen in space, how is the sun burning?

    They’ve bamboozled ya! Said you leave after year 2 and its year 10. How 9-5’s get ya.

    Instagrams a facade. Understand they’re bad moments too.

    Our parents set us up to be way more successful than they were. How can we not be?

    Give us your best conspiracy theory. Rather, convince us.

    Credit Cards. They been guilty all our lives. Now we’re proving their innocence.

    Electric cars are the future. Telsa is just the beginning.

    Song: Feed Me Dope by Future

    1 hr 10 min
  • I Heard N***** Mumbling!

    An instagram story of constant drinking is socially perceived very differently than an instagram story of constant smoking. A sad fact.

    We float onto the Drake topic again. He hasn't missed.. or has he?

    Tru Religion jean jackets bring Evan back into a simpler time while Siddeeq wonders why their threading is so obscene.

    Movie theaters opening back up provide a lot of you, and us, with a chance at some risky movie theater shenanigans lol.

    Siddeeq also forgets to plug in his mic for the first couple thoughts so enjoy Evan speaking to himself to get you rolling with this one.

    Song: Chyna by Westside Gunn

    1 hr 14 min
  • ETT vs. Science

    Evan starts us off with a declaration about WandaVision, and then we descend into the usual cascade of our conversations.

    There's no real elegant way to describe us following each rabbit hole, so here's a list of what we discussed:

    First generation immigrants

    The Avengers and their Utility

    CGI

    Spiderman (He's From Queens)

    First Outdoor (Indoor) Outing

    Batman being a total cornball (an oldie but goodie)

    The terrorism of superheroes

    Artificial Intelligence Flaming Us

    And our relationship with Science......

    ...all while we watch Avengers: Infinity War

    God Bless

    Gyptian - Hold Yuh (Rent was DUE)

    53 min
  • 30-Rack Of Natties Baby!

    We watched one of many black college baseball players absolutely demolish a home run on a stupid pitch call

    Siddeeq only drank reds apple ale his first smesmester of college

    What is a high value woman to us? What does she bring to society?

    Putin is a dangerous man

    Curiosity isn’t something everyone else has. Evan doesn’t get it

    Could you see yourself picking up and spending a year or two in Latin America?

    Siddeeq has a hard time grasping the concept of march madness

    Song - On A Mountain by Gunna

    1 hr 17 min

About Empty The Tank

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2 Former College Teammates banter (and bicker) about Sports, Culture and Today's News for Public Consumption.