In which we look at preseason rookie updates and ADP risers like perfect little gentlemen.

Sorry for the formatting but apparently Acast has never heard of bullets before.

0:00 - Intro 

• -Preaseason is beautiful

4:30 - Rookie Updates

• Cleveland WR room - Denzel Boston, KC Concepcion look great. Jerry Jeudy and Cedric Tillman dead? Cleveland QBs all dead.

• Jeremiyah Love
• He’s tailing off in ADP and there’s some worry that he might be in a bit of a time share in Arizona. Is this warranted?

• Carnell Tate 
• Highlight reel stuff. WR1 in Tenn?
• Context from Cam Ward being on Quarterback. 

• Makai Lemon
• Had some splash plays, but there’s doubt (as of today) about him starting as WR2. We haven’t even hit true preseason yet. Is this worry-wart stuff or valid?  

• Skyler Bell
• The Sky is falling!
• If he can’t beat out Keon Coleman and Josh Palmer…

21:30 - ADP Risers

• De’Zhaun Stribling moved from 21st round to 13th - too much of a correction or just right?

• Parker Washington
• Endorsed by the pod. Jags WR1? 
• Take Washington over BTJ?

• Jonathan Brooks
• Chumba is washed. Chumba was never good. Chumba is going to hell.

• Jordan “Jason” Mason
• Zach somehow makes the segment about JJ McCarthy
• Is the O-line better?

39:00 - Draft Sleepers

• Keon Coleman/Josh Palmer
• It ain’t much, but it’s honest work

• “Jordan” Mason Taylor
• He’s the Jets’ TE1 you morons.

• Zachariah Branch
• They are loving the guy and frankly, we are too.

• Jakobi Lane
• Whole lotta hype on this one. 

• Ryan Flournoy
• Lamb/Pickens/Flournoy or Pickens/Lamb/Flournoy?
• What if he was the Flour Boy?

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Season 2 Episode 11 recorded Saturday July 18

In which it’s QBs time all the time and Matt is sick as a dawg.

0:00 - Intro 

-Our Dynasty Draft - 

-Trading as a contender

-Getting your guy no matter what

24:00 - Top 10 QB ADP

-Allen

-Jackson

-Maye

-Burrow

-Daniels

-Hurts

-Herbert

-Williams

-Dart

-Lawrence

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Season 2 Episode 10 recorded Saturday July 18

In which it’s WRs time all the time

0:00 - Intro 

-Drafting in July

-Slow draft etiquette 

-Scott Fish Bowl updates

-24:00 - Top 10 WR by ADP

-Chase

-Nakua

-JSN

-ARSB

-Lamb

-Jefferson

-London

-Collins

-Brown

-Nabers

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Season 2, Episode 9, recorded Saturday July 18th

In which it’s RB time all the time

0:00 - Intro 

-Re-Watching Football - Eagles vs Bears Black Friday game

-Jalen Hurts

8:30- What makes a bellcow running back?

-Saquon Barkley

-Derrick Henry

17:30 Top 10 RB ADP in July of 2026

-Robinson

-Gibbs

-McCaffrey

-Taylor

-Cook

-Jeanty

-Achane

-Hampton

-Barkley

-Walker

-26:30 - @FilmWatchers1 shout out.

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Season 2 Episode 8 recorded Wednesday July 2

In which it’s tight end month

0:00 - Intro 

11:00 - Shoutout Optimus

12:00 - LeQuint Allen Update

13:00 - Top 10 TEs by TE

-Bowers

-McBride

-Loveland

-Kraft

-Warren

-Fannin

-Pitts

-Kittle

-LaPorta

-Kincaid

54:00 - Zach’s Tight End of Civil War Commanders Game 

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Season 2 Episode 7 recorded Wednesday June 24th

In which the boys got a little sauced up before the episode.

0:00 - Intro 

4:00 - Foundry Updates!!!

-Updated Trade Tool

-ADP database

-Updated Stats Models!

-Rankings!

-New blogging platform

-Quick Hits - news stream

News and Notes

• Sorsby denied entry to supplemental draft
• Kyle Pitts signs extension (3x54 - 18 aav, 3 overall)
• 19:00 - Brenton strange signs extension (3x48 - 16 aav, 5 overall)
• Jags offense - spreading that duke around
• Scott fish bowl scoring

ADP - What do you like, what don’t you like?

33:33: BONES

QBs:

• Drake Maye - 4.9 QB3
• Justin Herbert - 7.12 QB8
• Mahomes - qb12 - 9.3

RBs:

• Ken Walker - 1.09 RB6 - right after James Cook - is this right?
• Ashton Jeanty - 1.12 RB7
• Derrick Henry 3.5 - RB15 
• Treyveon Henderson - 4.7 RB20 // Rhamondre 6.9 RB28

WRs:

• Justin Jefferson - 2.2 WR6 - out of the first round, behind Achane, Jeanty (ARSB, CD, Puka, JSN, Chase as well)
• Luther Burden - 4.4 WR17 - seems rich
• Devonta Smith - 5.4 WR23 - seems…. Low? 
• DJ Moore - 5.10 WR26
• Jags WRs Meyers, BTJ, Parker Wash- 7.9, 7.10, 9.1 - WRs 36, 37, 42.
• Wandale - 10.5 WR44
• Keon Coleman - 20.4

TEs:

Brock Bowers - 3.3 TE2 behind McBride at 2.8

George Kittle - 9.12 TE16 // Jake Tonges 16.11 - he is free and was a clear capable backup

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Season 2 Episode 6 recorded Thursday June 4th

In which Zach is all amped up. This was supposed to be a quick episode.

0:00 - Zach is on one.

2:30 - News & Notes

4:00 - AJ Brown Trade

7:00 - We are sickos. It is June.

12:00 - 90 second Paris Campbell and Tyler Heinecke update by Zach

14:00 - OBJ to the Giants

Signal or Noise Segment

17:00 - Giants sign two dead guys and a white guy

-Malik Nabers’ health

-Can these old guys do anything?

 26:30 - The (Da) Bears again

 -Rome Odunze

-Luther Burden

-Colston Loveland

39:30 - Njoku to Chargers

-Gadsden Impact

53:30 - MAJOR ZACH BLOOPER

54:00 - Finally, the AJ Brown Trade

-Does this win the Patriots the Super Bowl?

-Drake (Dratch) Maye

-AJ Brown da diva?

-Vrabel impact?

-Jalen Hurts 

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Season 2 Episode 5 recorded Tuesday April 21st

In which Skyler Bell officially becomes a Matt Guy. 

0:01 - Dynasty Mock (single QB for some reason! Okay Zach!)  

2:00 - Picks begin.

 Quick grades on this -

Matt - A+

Zach - B-

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Season 2 Episode 4 recorded Tuesday April 21st

In which Zach says the word "sexy!"

• 0:01 - Intro & News

• 2:00 - Joe Schoen’s haircut

• 4:00 - Which side are you on?
• Drake Maye - can he repeat his 2025 success?
• Luther Burden to be top beneficiary of vacated targets in Chicago?
• Is Jonathan Taylor still a prime/safe dynasty asset for 2026?
• Lamar Jackson in the Declan Doyle Offense
•  Jalen Hurtsin the Sean Mannion offense
• Steelers Backfield - Jaylen Warren’s ceiling is an RB1 (fantasy)  
• JJ McCarthy will be the future QB1 of the Minnesota Vikings

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Season 2 Episode 3 recorded Monday April 13th 

In which Zach says the word fungible!

0:01 - Intro & News

2:00 - Dontayvian Shit & the Packers WR Room (or no room)

2026 Wild Card situations:

- David Montgomery / Woody Marks

- Jonathon Brooks / Chuba / Trevor ETN

-Travis ETN / Kamara

-Travis Hunter & Jags WRs 

-Daniel Jones

-DJ Moore & da Bills

Some trade scenarios

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