ENEMY OF MY ENEMY

Scott Boras spewed his lame limericks about Tarik Skubal at the Winter Meetings while the #Tigers solidified the backend of the bullpen, re-signing Kyle Finnegan and adding future Hall-of-Famer, Kenley Jansen for good measure.

Justin Ishbian + The Pope + New Stadium = Holy Trinity of #WhiteSox news stories.

With EVERYONE besides Dansby Swanson on expiring contracts after 2026, the #Cubs must go all-in next year. But will work stoppage paranoia and artificial budget constraints doom the season before it begins?

William Contreras made some *interesting* choices with his new body art while the #Brewers return to their roots with powder blue road jerseys.

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Facing 65-year prison sentences on gambling charges, soon-to-be former #Guardians closer Emmanuel Clase and his bullpen cohort, Luis Ortiz, earn our Asshole of the Year dishonor for 2025.

MLB's #2 prospect, Kevin McGonigle, is tearing up the Arizona Fall League, but will he land a spot in the #Tigers' infield for Opening Day 2026?

It's certainly not ideal, but the #WhiteSox had no choice but to pay Luis Robert Jr. $20M.

The #Cubs and Shota Imanaga just can't quit each other, putting the There Are No Bad One-Year Deals mantra to the test.

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Just give us a minute (or an hour) so we can explain the new name, graphics, website, social handles, and why we'll be talking more #Brewers than ever. Denis Leary really is an asshole. Contrary to popular belief, Scott Harris and the #Tigers are actually in a strong position for the Tarik Skubal situation.The #Cubs trade for Kyle Tucker was a failure.How #MLB expansion and radical realignment would look in an ideal world.https://enemyball.com/

We revisit our NostraDumbAss predictions for the 2025 season and make new predictions for the postseason. Then we reveal our nominations and hash out who was the ultimate BADASS of the Year from our pool of #Cubs, #WhiteSox, #Tigers, #SFGiants, and #Athletics.

We revisit our NostraDumbAss predictions for the 2025 season and make new predictions for the postseason. Then we reveal our nominations and hash out who was the ultimate BADASS of the Year from our pool of #Cubs, #WhiteSox, #Tigers, #SFGiants, and #Athletics.

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The #Tigers won a tight series vs. the #WhiteSox, but it's going to take more than that to calm nerves in Detroit these days.

It's all sunshine and balloons on the South Side as the Sox are 12-12 since the All-Star Break!

After placing Luis Robert Jr. on the trading block for years, it now looks like Chris Getz has backed himself into an expensive corner. Fortunately, Jerry Reinsdorf can afford it.

Will the arrival of Owen Caissie be enough for #Cubs fans to step back from the ledge?

After an embarrassing trip to Sox Batting Camp, Colson Montgomery came up swinging to earn Badass of the Week.

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We react LIVE to all the underwhelming #Tigers, #Cubs, #WhiteSox, #SFGiants, and #Athletics transactions in the final hour of the #MLB #TradeDeadline

.ASSTHETICS: MLB and #NASCAR unite at the Speedway Classic at Bristol Motor Speedway.

Emanuel Clase needed to be a little more subtle with his gambling scam if he wanted to avoid our Asshole of the Week dishonor.

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Pete met up with Len Kasper and Darrin Jackson in the #WhiteSox radio booth!

May the 2005 World Series legend Bobby Jenks rest in peace.

What is the bare minimum requirement for the Kyle Tucker for Cam Smith trade to be considered a success for the #Cubs in 2025?

Tarik Skubal and the #Tigers crushed the spirits of both Cleveland and Minnesota last week as he continues to be the ultimate BADASS.

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#Tigers are the first team to 50 wins, but it certainly hasn't been a smooth ride.Hecklers around the league seeking to go viral are crossing the line, earning our Assholes of the Week dishonor. Can Noah Syndergaard retrieve the hammer of Thor on the Southside with the #WhiteSox?#Cubs June struggles continue, but who cares? Sammy Sosa returns to the scene of the crime!#SFGiants are finding ways to optimize Rafael Devers' swing for Oracle Park's idiosyncrasies. We built the ultimate BADASS roster of Cubs, Sox, Tigers, Giants, and A's all-stars.MajorLeagueAholes.com

The #SFGiants and #RedSox sent shockwaves across the baseball landscape when they agreed to a blockbuster deal that sends perennial All-Star slugger Rafael Devers to the Bay Area.

After narrowly losing the Alex Bregman sweepstakes mere months ago, could the #Tigers take him off the suddenly wheeling nd dealing #RedSox' hands?

If the floundering #Braves make Chris Sale available for trade, could the Tigers and #Cubs be fighting it out for the psycho's services?

Andrew Vaughn never lived up to the hype as the #WhiteSox send him to the #Brewers for a potential deadline flip, Aaron Civale.

Is a former President, the current Pope, Michael Jordan, or Dr. Dre the most famous person to rock the iconic Sox cap?

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