ENEMY OF MY ENEMY

The #Tigers vs #Cubs series lived up to its heavyweight hype as Detroit prevailed in a playoff-like atmosphere.

More positive signs that the #WhiteSox are returning to respectability after splitting with the Tigers and taking a series from the #Royals.

Jerry Reindorf's SOXcession Plan becomes official as an impending "capital infusion" from Justin Ishbia breathes new life into Sox Park 3.0 in Chicago's South Loop.

Leading the league in one-run wins is keeping the #SFGiants in the NL West race.

Whether they create a dystopian nightmare or bring eternal peace to the batter's box, RoboUmps are officially coming in 2026.

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#Tigers swept the #SFGiants but will NOT sweep the second-worst team in baseball. The 78 appears to be off the table, so now where will Jerry Reinsdorf find a new home for the #WhiteSox?Rick Hahn is squandering big profits from a tell-all book by giving away all of his insider bombshells for free on MLB Network and the MLB Network Podcast. So we have to ask why is he on this media blitz and why now?ASKHOLE? What's wrong with Luis Robert Jr., and did the Sox miss their window to trade him?Currently two of the best teams in baseball, the #Cubs will visit Detroit this weekend for a potential World Series preview.Tarik Skubal edges out Pete Crow-Armstrong for BADASS of the Month.An unhinged, enraged, inebriated, anonymous, overseaeas bettor/keyboard warrior earns Asshole of the Week dishonor for threatening the lives of #Astros Lance McCullers' children.MajorLeagueAholes.com

The #Cubs sweeping the #WhiteSox in the Friendly Confines might've been predictable, but the fireworks between Brad Keller and Miguel Vargas involved both our Asshole & Badass of the Week respectively.

The #WhiteSox continue to really lean into this whole Pope thing, but should there be some separation of Church and Sox?

Rick Hahn broke his silence and confirmed everything we suspected in just 5 minutes.

The #Tigers lose Reese Olson to the 15-day IL, but reinforcements are coming for the BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL, who have weathered the early-season injury storm with style.

Their fierce cross-town rivalry exists neither geographically nor on the field as the #SFGiants sweep the #Athletics.

The #RedSox' new 'Fenway Green' Nike City Connect 2.0 uniforms are everything their first attempt was not.

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Breaking world news interrupts this podcast as the new Pope is some guy named Bob from the South Side of Chicago who appears to be a #WhiteSox fan.

Rob Manfred reverses a century of precedent after a mysterious meeting with the President.

Even after his 'permanent' ban from baseball has been lifted, opening the path to Hall of Fame induction, it's important to remember that Pete Rose was and will always be an asshole.

The #Tigers are the BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL and Javy Báez is a BADASS once again!

Cade Horton and Moisés Ballesteros make their #Cubs debut ahead of what could be an interesting Crosstown Series.

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Riley Greene has a historic night in Anaheim on his way to earning AL Player of the Week and helps keep the #Tigers at the top of the league.

#SFGiants descend back to earth as #Cubs exploit rare defensive deficiencies in Game 1 at Wrigley.

Shota Imanaga's hamstring injury should usher in the Cade Horton era, but will risk-averse Jed Hoyer have the balls to call up the #Cubs' top pitching prospect?

Pete rubs elbows with #WhiteSox legends at Beyond the Diamond gala.

Miami and Arizona unveil forgettable second-round Nike City Connect uniforms.

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The walk-off wins keep coming for the NL West-leading #SFGiants despite regression in many key stat categories.

Bryce Harper reveals #Cubs were his first choice during his 2019 free agency, but Tom Ricketts couldn't stomach the price tag. #behereforit

Risk-averse Jed Hoyer nixed a deal for Jesus Luzardo over medical concerns.

#WhiteSox release "Bred in Chicago" Bulls mash-up Nike City Connect 2.0 uniforms despite 1.0's perfection.

#Tigers continue to find ways to win in the margins, leading to their best home start in 114 years and proving that their late 2024 run was no fluke.

We forgot to do our Badass of the Week segment this year, so here's Badass of the Month featuring Tarik Skubal and Pete Crow-Armstrong.

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How do these #SFGiants have the second-best record in baseball?

Looks like the 2025 #Tigers are picking up right where 2024 left off... but in a completely different way. Hell, even Javier Báez is finding unexpected ways to contribute. #RepDetroit

Former Tigers' executive Sam Menzin exposes himself to earn Asshole of the Week.

Garrett Crochet returns to Chicago with a no-hit bid, $170M in his pocket, and few good things to say about the #WhiteSox organization.

Jerry Reinsdorf will never lose control of the White Sox as long as he is willing and able to run the organization despite billionaire Josh Ishbia's extensive efforts and massive resources.

What the fuck do the #Cubs do now that Justin Steele is out for the season?

Will Tom Ricketts do what it takes (and is well within his means) to act like the big-market club they are and give superstar Kyle Tucker the contract he deserves?

Did respected reporter Jon Heyman accidentally leak the legendary list of Hall of Famers who tested positive for steroids?

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Despite popular belief, bad journalism, or urban legend, there’s nothing new or illegal about the ‘torpedo’ bats the #Yankees are using to obliterate baseballs.

A hot 4-1 start for the #SFGiants is only good for 3rd place in the ridiculous National League West.

Claiming the Cody Bellinger trade was anything but a #Cubs salary dump is a fucking lie and an insult to every fan’s intelligence.

If the nomadic #Athletics are going to play in a subpar minor league ballpark, why not spread the wealth with a barnstorming tour of all their affiliates’ stadiums?

Even if their decent start is short-lived, it about damn time #WhiteSox fans had something to enjoy about baseball again.

Pete sampled some tasty new beverages and food selections at Sox Park on Opening Weekend.

A resurgent Spencer Torkelson would be a welcome addition to a #Tigers roster already ravaged by injuries.

Instant Replay still needs a dose of common sense and transparency to properly serve the game and the fans to which baseball owes its existence.

Instead of offering a bullshit apology and insulting merchandise discount for MLB.TV’s embarrassing Opening Day debacle, it would’ve been more honest to simply say ‘we fucked up – now give us some more money.”

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There's no way to explain SIX pitchers forced to get Tommy John surgery before Opening Day other than declaring the #WhiteSox are officially CURSED.

What might a trade for Luis Robert Jr. to the #Tigers, desperate for a replacement centerfielder, look like?

Jed Hoyer doesn’t instill much confidence when, once again, he said he hopes the mediocre #Cubs roster he's assembled somehow "exceeds expectations" when it never has in the past.

The #Astros take the 'fauxback' concept to new heights while the #Nationals focus on street maps and cherry blossoms as both teams take a second shot at City Connect uniforms.

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#Cubs get swept out of Tokyo by the #Dodgers, but it's only two games so no big deal, RIGHT?Do the #WhiteSox really believe they can improve upon the perfection of the "Southside" City Connect uniforms?Another new error for New Era Caps grabs headlines for all the wrong reasons.Our annual Nostradumbasss predictions have little chance of being right, but who gives a shit — they're FUN!MajorLeagueAholes.com