Enemy Slime

Careful while handling today’s MP3, you might cut yourself on the abundance of razor sharp wit! Today we talk about the disappearance of Raven’s Cry from Steam (AGAIN), the resurgence of Godus related headlines, Jonathan Blow’s pretentious island, a different island with ponies, AND witty teen girls communicating with ghosts.

It’s got everything!

We’re doing something a little different for the podcast this week. We’ve dived back into our storied archives to bring you what we consider to be some of the best moments in our past 100 episodes. Come on in and enjoy all the memories, or if you’re new to the podcast soak in all the pure gold you missed.

So game of the year voting this year ended with a back and forth tie too close to call. Rather than arbitrarily stopping the poll we decided to serve as a tie breaker and we’re now prepared to announce our GOTY on this very podcast.

Thanks everyone for coming out to vote, we love each of you and look forward to a glorious 2016 full of HD remakes.

Firstly, a big shout out this week to Chris Sinnott for composing our brand new podcast theme song. His talents are undoubtedly wasted as an introduction to us discussing oatmeal this week but that’s the life of an artist.

On this week’s podcast we discuss our current GOTY happenings, including small discussions on Undertale, Bloodborne, The Phantom Pain and more! Is Splatoon a game? Find out exclusively here!

HuniePop has infected this week’s podcast and made it our most X-Rated one so far. If you’re not comfortable with your body and all the things it can be used for this is a podcast to steer clear of.

We also discuss the release of Rise Of The Tomb Raider for PC, Oculus Rift pre-orders, the new Assassin’s Creed Rumors, and Pillars Of Eternity.

Special Music by Aethernaut: https://soundcloud.com/aethernaut/duck-tales-the-moon

Okay, so we don’t actually get around to talking about our played games this week, but we do spend some time talking about Steam’s Christmas crisis, horrifying game controllers, and how Kickstarter has failed us all. Also there are some moderate Fallout 4 spoilers from about 1:07:00 to 1:12:00 so watch yourselves.

Here are some pictures of abominable controllers we discussed in today’s cast:

Special audio: Meme Circus by Holder/MLW

It’s our incredibly un-festive pre-Christmas podcast! In this episode Jay signs up for The Old Republic, Jared has a pretty decent time in Hurtworld, and Lucio still doesn’t have his god damned robot in Xenoblade Chronicles X.

Oh we also talk a bit of Street Fighter V and give away a portion of a Fallout 4 key, so there’s that too if you’re on the fence!

On today’s podcast we celebrate the arrival of Star Wars by discussing the best and worst games to grace us in the name of the series. We also discuss the new Smash Bros DLC announcements and Hideo Kojima’s new venture with Playstation.

Oh and if you listen like a good boy there might be a copy of Rise Of The Tomb Raider in it for you.

On this week’s podcast we quickly curb stomp some unnecessary Fallout discussion by talking about everyone’s favorite thing: Hideo Kojima. Wait, where are you going? Don’t leave, we’ll give you a copy of Just Cause 3 which we also discuss today.

Also mentioned: Xenoblade Chronicles X, and the Final Fantasy VII reboot.